💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Dobson has not gone on a shooting spree, but he did make a comic about one.

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1. What's with the hentai monster?
2. Dobby looks like Elmer Fudd.
3. He has a point, look at when anyone brings up a film that Judith Barsi appeared in (even fucking Jaws: The Revenge!)
 
Also, why a squid?
Clever foreshadowing. You see, the squid represents future (2015) Dobson. When you think of current Dobson, things that immediately come to mind are "talking animal", "butting into matters that have nothing to do with him", and "Splatoon". The comic is about Dobson arguing with what he'd eventually become.
 
But the thing is nobody can see the change if you're insulting the daughter of a father who passed away.

I'm going on a limb to say Dobbo never lost anyone in his life.
Maybe Dobby is a legitimate sociopath and isn't able to empathise with people which probally isn't true but would explain him throwing a chair at a coworker, getting permanently banned from a school bus and his bizzare boasting about being a pacifist in Skyrim (As a way of overcompensating) only later to roast a character alive.
 
That unbelievable asshole.

Since Dobson went on a tear, I've archived everything he said last night


Lets review!
  • Dobson doesn't believe in modern standing armies.
  • Yet Dobson wants more trans-gendered in the army he's gonna dissolve anyway. (Are they gonna have to pick up the slack for Dobby's mistakes?)
  • The GOP lack empathy YET he can't even formulate a basic apology to Zelda Williams!
  • You can't generalize Iran but Japan must go to sensitivity training!
  • Dobson doesn't understand how the economy works.
  • Dobson will block anyone who points out these contradictions.
Tl;dr: Fuck you dobson. I'm so happy he doesn't have control of anything or anyone.
You forgot "somehow has it in his head that the GOP wants to do away with education itself". The way he caricatures people with worldviews that oppose his as pure evil is astounding. No wonder he keeps bringing up cartoons to compare to real life problems, to him the real world is a cartoon. He's living in this deluded world of a child. This can't be just run-of-the-mill autism or some shit, there's got a be a name for this shit, because this is some diagnosable mental defection Dobson's got on display.
 
You forgot "somehow has it in his head that the GOP wants to do away with education itself". The way he caricatures people with worldviews that oppose his as pure evil is astounding. No wonder he keeps bringing up cartoons to compare to real life problems, to him the real world is a cartoon. He's living in this deluded world of a child. This can't be just run-of-the-mill autism or some shit, there's got a be a name for this shit, because this is some diagnosable mental defection Dobson's got on display.

Regressive delusions
 
You forgot "somehow has it in his head that the GOP wants to do away with education itself". The way he caricatures people with worldviews that oppose his as pure evil is astounding. No wonder he keeps bringing up cartoons to compare to real life problems, to him the real world is a cartoon. He's living in this deluded world of a child. This can't be just run-of-the-mill autism or some shit, there's got a be a name for this shit, because this is some diagnosable mental defection Dobson's got on display.

He's definitely got issues but I'm not sure there's an umbrella term for it.
 
1. What's with the hentai monster?
2. Dobby looks like Elmer Fudd.
3. He has a point, look at when anyone brings up a film that Judith Barsi appeared in (even fucking Jaws: The Revenge!)

To answer #2, I think Dobson was trying to ape Kevin Bolk's style. Kevin Bolk said in response on his Tumblr something to the effect of- "I heard someone out there is using my style for evil."
I wish I could find the screencap of Bolk's response, but alas. It was not to be found (because I'm lazy).

To make up for it, here's a Kevin Bolk cartoon that is really applicable to Dobson's cartoons!
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