The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Last Stand]

Now they're talking about the young bystanders. Come the fuck on. It's NOT working.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Sean Hannity =/= Fox News

He's basically the face of Fox News so, no, he's pretty representative of the network as a whole.

 

[Loosey Goosey]

For fucks sake let's get this show on the road already

 

[Aryanne]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1384610950062362627

ahhh yes... peaceful

 

[Kitten Kalamity]

What is it about 4/20? Without even going into the weed thing, it's already:

- Hitler's birthday
- Columbine
- Chauvin verdict

Also the date of the MLK assassination. Weird that that isn't being mentioned on the news as far as I've seen, I though it would be a good hook for the story.

Edit: Disregard, I am very dumb.

 

[Hitman One]

may sneed (formerly chuck) watch over us all gentlemen

In the name of the sneed, the sneed and the sneedy sneed.

 

[Barbigny]

Just going to archive that for the lulz.

youtube-dl.exe -f best https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1384609246902243329 -o "Lori Lightfoot No Looting 2020-04-20.mp4"

Lori Lightfoot No Looting 2020-04-20.mp4

Sure thing, Lori.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Not to glowpost, but I have a weird feeling that Chauvin will literally be assassinated if he isn't found guilty. Some of these 'protestors' are rabid as hell.

He should flee the country ASAP. And change his name.

 

[Kendrick]

Legal Insurrection says the jury’s decision is gonna be unanimous whatever happens.

Could be unanimously divisible, where there's hardheaded people refusing to switch for any reasons.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Actual footage of property owners in Minneapolis.

 

[Pizza Munch]

this guy is the most based black guy I've ever watched... 51k watching

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

Legal Insurrection says the jury’s decision is gonna be unanimous whatever happens.

Well yeah, that's how juries work. If it's not unanimous it's not a decision.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

You can hear police sirens in the backgrounds of Fox News already. It has begun.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Georgie Porgie, Pudding and pie
Kissed all the girls and made them cry
But when ol' Chauvin did the deed
Georgie Porgie couldn't sneed.

 

[N. Gin]

Boogaloo incoming

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Gentlemen, ladies. Through all of these nearly 800 pages of autism and sneedfuckery, I have enjoyed shitposting with you all.

 

[The First Fag]

I look away for a minute and this thread explodes. Oh holy hell.

 

[Account]

TWO MINUTES TO SNEEDNIGHT

 

[Superman93]

ANY FUCKING MINUTE NOW

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

George Floyd is still alive and living in Hyperborea, screencap this for when I'm right.