The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Techpriest]

Local news is reporting a verdict.

 

[Vesperus]

Jurors do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.

Jurors are all on Expedia, maxing out their credit cards on hotels in Acapulco.

 

[TroonedOutCarl]

Have the Koreans taken up position on the rooves yet?

Their Daewoos are in hand

 

[Squid Diddler]

ITS HAPPENING

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

IF THE SNEED DON'T FEED YOU MUST DELETE!

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

C'mon, get me the verdict on Sneed's Chuck and Chuck before I have to go to work!

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

I know one thing, after this trial, this may be the first election where I vote straight R on the ballot.

If anything, that's a HOPE that the current DNC would be held accountable for the bullshit since 2020.



Still a bunch of old guard racists tho.

Voting is a waste of time and actually pointless.

 

[LurkTrawl]

What's the latest time at which they can deliver a verdict? Assuming they can't just call it at midnight or some shit.

Voting is a waste of time and actually pointless.

Every vote not put in is assumed by both major parties to be in their favor. Not voting is the worst, most myopic of all options.

 

[Socrates]

CHUCK LIVES MATTER ABOLISH THE POLSNEED. GUILTY GUILT GUILTY!!!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This thread should be renamed “The Trial of Sneed: Judgment Day for Chuck”

 

[Cabelaz]

I did not care for Sneed

 

[Pustus]

If I was attempting to be impartial, the case boils down to one argument.

The prosecution claims that Chauvin is guilty of murder if he is even 1% responsible for Floyd's death.
The defense claims that Chauvin is only guilty of murder if he is 100% responsible for Floyd's death.

That is the best way I can try to explain what actually happened at the trial and closing remarks impartially.

I could be wrong because I have not been watching the trial live. But from what I have seen it looks like the main thing the prosecution is saying is that Chauvin is guilty even if what he did did not physically kill him because of his refusal to give aid.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

People still salty Biden got elected fair and square

 

[Nobunaga]

>yfw they keep calling for a break every 20 minutes during deliberations

The...(20 minute break)
Court....(200 minute break)
Finds.....(10 minute break)
Mr.....(5 minute break)
Chauvin.....(20 years break)
MISTRIAL! Lets do this again (until the universe dies break)

 

[knobslobbin]

Ok here's my unwanted take on this situation, dawn your tinfoil. Oh, you've had enough crackpots shitting up the thread? Too bad, you're gonna take this conspiracy theory and you're gonna take it hard!

The defense is doing a shit job on purpose because the powers that be have determined that race riots kicking off now will distract from mounting vaccine issues.

/takes a bow

 

[The First Fag]

People still salty Biden got elected fair and square

You're either trolling or just that headachingly retarded.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

What streams are you guys waiting in?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Niggas did we just get Minister of Truth'd?
I swear it was 'guilty', not 'right verdict' before.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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I did not care for Sneed

It insists upon itself.

 

[Rotollo 2]

People still salty Biden got elected fair and square

I'm more salty Chuck didn't give me his suck and fuck