The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Celebrate Nite]

jury taking this long is a good sign, I think

Not for the people who saw the front page announcements on here and will wind up with blue balls if they decide to wait till tomorrow to announce the verdict.

The stream that's on that announcement post keeps resetting the timer.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

Chuck's fuck and Sneed

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I don't get it.

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

 

[The Last Stand]

Jannies are working overtime during this historical moment. So, behave.

Buffalo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sFjniRa5WUI

I like both of them. Although, I would have to check Blanche on her folksy Southern heritage.

Ooh, Blanche has Yankee heritage. That changes everything.

 

[Ashford Lawrence]

It was Chuck's feed and seed

I'm not sure why a feed mill/whorehouse is so funny anyway. We had them all over the place in Portland back when it was still a farming community.

 

[Nobunaga]

Instead of the pastadome make the sneed dome (formerly chucks)

 

[The First Fag]

Hey, does anyone wanna suck on my head?

No thanks. I still have dignity. Not much, but some.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I don't see how any of that is related to suck and fuck

You ever see the Actress that plays his sister?

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

It was Chuck's feed and seed

Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Today, the 21st century hangs in the balance once again.

 

[Concho Pete]

To be brutally honest I’m annoyed with the sneedposting in the thread, it was better when it was a fringe joke and now fucking everyone is catching on. I still enjoy a good sneed here or there but the sheer amount of it is going to make redditors catch on and completely ruin it. At this rate I can’t see sneed surviving past this trial because it will be too widespread

Hands up, I can't sneed

 

[Jason Wynn]

Maybe the real Sneed was just the Chucks we made along the way...

 

[Heather Mason]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

Edit: Goddamnit ninja'd

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Sonichu is an ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, not a yellow sonic you FUCKER

Sounds like a regional variant evolution of Togedemaru.

 

[The Nameless One]

Faggots in Oakland and San Francisco getting preemptively sneeded. "We are a black-owned business! We support the protests! Just please don't smash our windows!"

 

[mr.moon1488]

Today, the 21st century hangs in the balance once again.

All because some based boys didn't do enough hanging when they had the chance.

 

[Un Platano]

To be brutally honest I’m annoyed with the sneedposting in the thread, it was better when it was a fringe joke and now fucking everyone is catching on. I still enjoy a good sneed here or there but the sheer amount of it is going to make redditors catch on and completely ruin it. At this rate I can’t see sneed surviving past this trial because it will be too widespread
T. Hipster

/tv/ has been saying this since 2017.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

If Floyd cannot breathe then you must sneed.

 

[Ibn al-Haytham]

Missed the poll.
Mistrial, then full aquittal.

 

[The Last Stand]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

Shall I make a Q&A on the Sneed joke?