The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Lots of glass pane households are about to get destroyed in a few hours

Lots of Jordans about to go missing too

 

[BayView]

sneed sneed SNEED SNEED (am i doing this right?)

 

[Uncle Ben's]

i still dont understand sneed

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Floyd's Fentanyl and Fake 20s" so when it was owned by Chauvin, it would've been called "Chauvin's Knee and Sneed".

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

if he is found guilty will there be riots?

they could give him the death penalty via medieval-style beheading - there will be riots

 

[Yidhra]

A part of me makes me think that people riot regardless of the outcome, so I wish you all American kiwis safety

 

[Hitman One]

i still dont understand sneed

You're a big sneed for sneed.

 

[The Grimace]

They aren't gonna announce the verdict today at all are they

 

[briantheblessed]

sneed sneed SNEED SNEED (am i doing this right?)

im not laughing so you must be

 

[FaramirG]

i still dont understand sneed

It was formerly chuck's

 

[Aryanne]

Life can be a dream, do be do

 

[Flaming Insignias]

I just got into an argument with my conservative white grandmother about Floyd's death. She thinks that the prosecution deboonked the fact that Floyd OD'd and that the family autopsy is true. Goes to show you what watching nothing but alphabet news does to one's perception of reality.

 

[The First Fag]

They aren't gonna announce the verdict today at all are they

They need to fucking hurry it up.

 

[Escalating Violence]

i still dont understand sneed

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you.

 

[epigenes]

if he is found guilty will there be riots?

Of course. They'll be "celebratory" and "nonviolent" "expressions of joy."
Watch: in three months, a bunch of outlets will be praising the new music genres that come out of a bunch of Minneapolitan negroes stealing recording equipment from Best Buy

 

[tehpope]

i still dont understand sneed

Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
Chuck's Fuck & Suck.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

if he is found guilty will there be riots?

Yes. People will take any excuse to ”smash the capitalist system” by nicking flat screen TV's.

NO STICKERS? NO PEACE!
NO STICKERS? NO PEACE!
NO STICKERS? NO PEACE!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

HE CANT SNEED

You are the leader here you aren't allowed to Sneed Post you are supposed to be setting an example!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>posting fake livestreams/tweets of angry people typing in typos after witnessing an acquittal
>still not knowing whether or not law and order is a thing anymore

We gave shitposters way too much leverage, and now it’s putting people on edge.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

Can Nulls servers handle this much Sneed?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Remember everyone, thousands are getting hurt or even killed, cause one bad black dude couldn't contain his drugs, and died to a overdose