The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[TLEN]

he knew exactly how fucked they were lmao

>at least they won't go after me cause I'm black, r-right?

 

[DocMorbis]

You think that's cuck? Check out this dude for the Gold Medal.

Norwegian man raped by migrant feels says he feels guilty his attacker was deported

'He had already served his sentence in prison. Should he now be punished again?'

www.independent.co.uk

The guy was probably sad because his lover got deported. The guy probably enjoyed getting it up the ass.

 

[No Face]

sad that the judge had to deny the defense request to get the prosecution to provide a reason for not giving immunity.
i see the legal rationale, but I think even the judge realizes that its bullshit, but his hands are tied

 

[Greyfield]

All the most retarded police shootings come from women. I remember a while ago where a cop entered a man's home, thinking it was hers, and shot him dead after he startled her. This is less dumb than that, but is in the same ball park.

 

[TFT-A9]

All the most retarded police shootings come from women. I remember a while ago where a cop entered a man's home, thinking it was hers, and shot him dead after he startled her. This is less dumb than that, but is in the same ball park.

Yeah, well, the "women can be police officers too!" genie is never going back in its bottle, so might as well get used to it or think of a way to mitigate it.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

It seems pretty bullshit that Hall’s interview can’t be submitted because it lacks “trustworthiness” but Dr. 41% can tell us to smoke without consequences.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Felonious is taking the stand!

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>The prosecution calls GF's brother
<WOAH, SIDEBAR!

 

[MoeChotto]

"Do you swear to state the truth and nothing but the truth?"
"Yeuh."

Finally back to the weird witnesses.

The way he talks sounds a lot like Mama did.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>JaJa Floyd

 

[Top Skink]

If I submitted this guy's testimony as fanfic to /pol/, so far, they'd dismiss it as overly simplistic and silly

 

[TFT-A9]

This whole fucking thing is such a goddamn circus. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

 

[But I Digress]

Oh shit George Floyd liked Tecmo Bowl, Chauvin is guilty!

GF made mayo and banana sandwiches, fucking disgusting

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"He used to make serious sandwiches."

Truly a loss to the community.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

Banana mayonnaise sandwiches? Can this get any more clown world?

 

[All Cops Are Based]

"we uzed to play video games"
"george uzed to make da best banana mayonnaise sammiches"

what the fuck

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>George couldn't boil water
confirmed clinically retarded

 

[Collections Agent]

If I submitted this guy's testimony as fanfic to /pol/, so far, they'd dismiss it as overly simplistic and silly

To be fair, if you said George Floyd was trying to steal from a store while dancing around waving a banana you'd be called a racist for sure

 

[TFT-A9]

Mayonnaise and banana sandwiches.

Yeah this was a justifiable homicide.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Is this nigga fake crying rn