In chris' defence, he does have ogre genetics. There's only so much that grooming can do
Bruh, I get it, but they're all retards and trannies who can't function off Twitter. Bob gets so infuriating sometimes, it's the smugness combined with vindictive idiocy that does it
I wonder if we should post a poll on this page as for who's the biggest unkillable Pigroach: Blobbo, for shooting his mouth off on twitter and never getting pushback, DSP, for getting his debt wiped after fucking up his credit, or Chris-chan, for continuing to live in a house and receive a tugboat despite producing nothing but semen and sweat for the past 10 years.
It's almost like they're a bunch of know-it-alls who actually know nothing about agriculture, food production, farming seasons, and how to improve a food supply. These are the kind of people who will tell you that a population boom will lead to mass starvation, even though working with even primitive farming tools, more farmers means more manpower for farming and more food being produced, and if you have mechanized farming, one farmer can feed a thousand people.
Probably the only time Bob has been happy at all recently but then again it's no mystery why since he is in the "sacred" movie theatre, watching a godzilla movie, and eating unhealthy snacks (like theatre snacks are generally unhealthy and it's okay to have them, but this is the same guy who preached fucking fitness to people and considers McDonald's family size meals to be small for the average person), I can only imagine he has 4 more buckets of popcorn out of frame.
The first thing I notice is how there is nobody else in the theater. When this bombs because nobody cares, people have spent their Trumpbucks and Bidenbux on home theaters, and everyone's already got some sort of streaming service to watch whatever they want on, we'll at least have the comfort that this will all still somehow be Trumps fault.
The funny thing is that if the movie bombs in theatres it's only because theatres are only recently reopening so Bob will still probably blame Trump saying if all the theatres were open normally then this would've made bank
DSP is immortal and has some strange gypsy powers or something. He's going to outlive Bob and Chris who both will have some form of heart disease take them early.
So that may be the closest Bob came to writing as his actual mental ability and it's cripplingly embarrassing holy shit.
Serious question: when is the last time anyone not living in Japan gave a shit about a Godzilla movie? As far as I know in North America, they're niche films even within the niche film genre
Well SFDebris has done reviews on the films and did a background video on Shin Godzilla a few days ago. But SFDebris is actually a legitimate nerd that tries to analyze sci-fi/fantasy films and appreciates them. Bob meanwhile is just a smooth-brained manchild that only likes these movies because big monsters and 'splosions and wants more movies to see more big monsters and 'splosions.
They're kind of niche, but the popularity of the monsterverse speaks for itself. I might be biased because I'm a bit of a monster movie nerd, but a lot of people I know just like watching big cgi monsters fighting each other and the monsterverse does that well.
Yes.
Sure, I can see that, but now that the monsterverse word pops up, I must ask: why does "cool monsters fighting" need to be a 'verse? I don't think anyone actually wants a story arc that runs 22 fucking movies long out of that premise
2014 & 2019.
That's nice, I haven't seen it yet.
Because there exist multiple movie franchises you can plunder for money.
I expect Bob is going to wank the Godzilla movie off as super deep if it references any obscure scientific concept so Bob can brag about its intelligence or maybe even bring up his favorite buzzword “Meta-Narrative”