DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SojiroSakura]

"If the streak ends, the streak ends. Wasn't a big deal to begin with, it's fine."

Literally counting down every 5 minutes reminding of the vest.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"If the streak ends, the streak ends. Wasn't a big deal to begin with, it's fine."

Literally counting down every 5 minutes reminding of the vest.

Really? We're doing this again? I really do hope his chat calls him out on this blatant manipulation to the point where he can't ban people fast enough.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

He isn't banning people for now, but he's just deleting any message which mentions the Vest Streak
EDIT: So he did it for the first few messages, but has since gone back to doing nothing

 

[Swirling weeb]

Wow phil instead of taking your wife to a nice lunch and maybe porking her your just sitting in your worn out chair begging for money while playing call of duty fingering that controller just as badly as you do khat very mature adult shit my dude

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

15 mins left in the stream and he's already doing his thank you for the vest streak, its over, we're not gonna hit it. All these wagers about "will Phil have the most kills", the wagers should be "how many times is he gonna repeat that in the last 15 mins?"

 

[Iron Father]

You can't teach an old hog new tricks.

 

[Totally Awesome]

So let me get this straight, he's at home ALL DAY with his "wife", snowed in on Valentine's day... And he's ready for "a full day of streaming"... He made a shit load of money in tips over the last 6 days, and he is choosing "work" over his wife? She probably hasnt "had sex in ages", and I would imagine her Chad husband hasnt either. What a sterile fucking household!

Even when everything is going his way (covid / snow) he still manages to fuck it up. Prepare a romantic dinner, spend the day with your partner, watch a movie, dare I say it? Have sex. Instead the clown decides to lock himself in the playroom, burping and belching at mentally handicapped men online, the allure of money is just too strong for the piglet to ignore.

I hope you at least bought her something nice, you degenerate gambler.

Phil is only going to take Tuesdays off. He thinks his career will improve if he has a tight ass schedule for some reason.

 

[Full Race Replay]

15 mins left in the stream and he's already doing his thank you for the vest streak, its over, we're not gonna hit it. All these wagers about "will Phil have the most kills", the wagers should be "how many times is he gonna repeat that in the last 15 mins?"

lmao he put the vest streak on the leaderboard yesterday

 

[Anal birth]

Shock, he's gone to extra time

 

[SPhobos]

god damn the pig's streams without the vest streak were boring as fuck. with the streak going the last hour or so is always gold, full of the pig squirming around checking tips and chat every few minutes while rambling down a countdown to guilt his wheelchairs into coughing up their disability check.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Shock, he's gone to extra time

Of course he is. His 'streak' is broken already. This will be the new norm.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I have never seen a “happily married” dude try this hard to avoid his wife on fucking Valentine’s Day

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

"People are saying there's a lot of viewers. Why? I'm not hitting the vest streak. There's no one tipping. If you're only here to see the tips goal hit, it's not going to hit. It's over."

There are 700 viewers watching and waiting for the vest streak to end. They're not waiting for it to get hit, you retard!

EDIT: He just retconned what he said! "It was fun while it lasted. But the thing is, half the people here are not here to see the gameplay. They're here to see vest streak end, which is about to." What the fuck is going on in his head?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

lmao already over. Doesn't look like even his whales want to bite at this bait. But he is going to restart it every time it hits 5.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

RIP Vest streak 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[Anal birth]

SOMETHING WRONG,
I HOLD MY HEAD
PHIL IS GONE
THE VEST STREAK DEAD

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Its ridiculous, its like he's avoiding his wife on Valentine's day

Edit: ninjad by @Swirling weeb

 

[DZoomer]

"People are saying there's a lot of viewers. Why? I'm not hitting the vest streak. There's no one tipping. If you're only here to see the tips goal hit, it's not going to hit. It's over."

There are 700 viewers watching and waiting for the vest streak to end. They're not waiting for it to get hit, you retard!

Not gonna lie, I kinda missed seeing that shamelessness from Phil.

I don't know if this feeling has a name. It's kinda like Schadenfreude, but it's not really about seeing bad things happen to a person who deserves them, but more about seeing a person debase himself. Knowing that Phil has a huge ego and hates being called a beggar, and then seeing him crawl on the ground and act like a kid who just learned about reverse psychology... It's just so pleasurable.

Maybe it's just sadism? Dunno, but it's sweet.

 

[SojiroSakura]

The original streak truly fucked his head.
"If it reaches, like, 5? Then I'm gonna start calling it out again"
He is SO DESPERATE

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Of course he is. His 'streak' is broken already. This will be the new norm.

Something something totally organic and not manufactured.