Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Chan Buddhism]

Fucking finally. Now I can complete my spiritual fusion with my fursona M'aiq. By far this is going to be the best merge in Elder Scrolls lore. Thanks again Chris

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Why is this tweet linked to the front page?

Why do you suck cocks?

 

[Canned Bread]

So how long before Chris admits that nothing has happened yet?

The heat death of the universe will happen before that.

 

[Bec]

Why is this tweet linked to the front page?

Null wills it.

 

[Hot Dog]

The heat death of the universe will happen before that.

It'll happen, just you wait. Have faith.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Chris-tard hasn't been relevant, funny, or interesting in 5+ fucking years. He can literally fucking burp or make a typo and it's cataloged. I swear 'no shit is too minor' is a fucking plague

 

[drain]

time to un-truecrypt all our chris content my dudes

 

[BayView]

We laughed at him, but little did we know he was a prophet not a clown much like Terry A. Davis

 

[Joey Caruso]

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

At this point the merge is starting to remind me of the Great Disappointment and Chris is William Miller.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Yay. I can finally fuck cartoon characters that I've always wanted to fuck.

pls let it be real

 

[Duke Nukem]

Behold, the final boss of 2020...

CHRIS CHAN!!!!!!!

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the merge was real. 2020 has been a wacked out year.

 

[Sped Xing]

Yay. I can finally fuck cartoon characters that I've always wanted to fuck.

pls let it be real

Clousseau? More like Clousussy

 

[Dead Memes]

Oh boy I can't wait to meet sonichu

 

[Jason Wynn]

@Webby's Boyfriend you must be pretty happy.

 

[Coolio55]

Finally, life can be like a PS2 OR GBA OR GAMECUBE OR DREAMCAST OR XBOX game.
I for one shall be checking out my cool new low poly hometown. Beware corona police, I have excellent gamer skills

 

[judge claude frollo]

FINALLY

 

[LoDad]

I'm so excited to see how many hoops Chris has to jump through to retcon this at the end of the week

 

[tehpope]

If I don't meet you no more in this world then
I'll meet ya on the next one
And don't be late

 

[Jeremy Corbyn]

This is what happens when you vote Democrat