🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[CumFartingBobby]

That's only if they get a cut of actual money. You can't give a lawyer 30% of your child.

Wont stop Ethan from trying like he did with Pantsu

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What the fuck is it with habitually criminal losers and feeling they need a harem of mental underdeveloped girls?

Fucking Oguntion.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

How can anyone willingly fuck or breed with this amoral pig
Humanity is doomed

Yeah, and Ralph's no prize either!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Baby in Ralph’s custody [unfed, sitting in shitty diaper for hours]: WAAAAAAAAAH!
Ralph: I can’t take this straight negativity all the time.

Calling it now: Reethan fakes a coronavirus diagnosis to get out of Tampa IRL streaming while simultaneously e-begging for donations to keep him afloat while he’s off “work.”

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@BOLDYSPICY! This has you written all over it. Make a summary every 30 pages or so, but do it your way. I know I'm making a Machiavellian request like Tea Clips but nobody has time to read 30 pages per minor happening.

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Hardly any of us does.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Ralph comes off as the type who doesn't even know how to cook (beyond pruno, probably), much less a bottle of baby formula.

I can legitimately see Ethan somehow figuring out how to burn instant ramen, lol.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Old news but it's always weird to see how things change in 5 years
"The actual segment itself talks about a wide variety of issues, including revenge porn. I don’t co-sign that sort of thing, obviously. Death threats aren’t something I support either."

"A lot of my friends would come to me and let me know that it was being noted how people would leave the second they knew she was coming just to avoid drunken backlash."

 

[MyNameIsNobody]

I could write out a long post about how autistic this is and how much spaghetti logic is required to believe this, but im not going to instead ill just say that i believe that there are a lot of skeletons in Nicks closet and when they come out its gonna be an all out spergwar and i cannot wait to see it.

Then write out the long post you scizho
I swear you people fantasize about Nick all day and make up stories about him in your head.

 

[northstar747]

Ade said during the Corn Harvest stream Ralph had over 50k when he showed her his bank account.
This man does not pay any bills and lost over 15k within a couple of months. How?

Lets see The Ade trips happened when? lets just say may. so 7 months ago so thats 2,000.

When josh streamed about ralph and made the corn joke he pointed out that ralph basically has a nest egg from youtube/stream.me his limons only really cover his drinking because thats his only real expense, and he only has that because he has a few broken pay piggies.

I m gonna assume his monthly income went negative because he upped his stream game with the "studio" was flying around his child bride. He started an LLC for some stupid reason, medical for child bride and now the IRL travels.

so yeah I can see how it dont pan out.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Ethan is trying to get Rex Jones to go to Tampa to stay in his compound (May, Pey, and Wolfpup are the previously confirmed members already staying there) and Rex has seemingly accepted.

EDIT: He also said they have a pool, so we might end up seeing a gunt reveal.

Doubt it, Ralph swims with a shirt on.

 

[northstar747]

I don't know about that. Family courts heavily favor the mother. The child would have to be in literal danger or she would be have to be smoking crack for the courts to even consider giving the kid to the father. One look at Ralph's arrest record would eliminate any slim chance he has (and that's if Faith was literally smoking crack).

In other news, Nick's guest ghosted him tonight (Ethan Van Sciver) and he is looking increasingly nervous. This is actually really funny. He's actually sweating while he attempts to cover for EVS' no show. EVS is a marketing whore for his comic books, so the fact that he just didn't show up is saying something.

Well summon him he posts on these forums. hell he s all over the comic's gate thread.

 

[naught]

I'm not sure why these weren't archived
(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1336555252619878400)
(https://archive.md/8IxHH)
(https://twitter.com/Know_More_News/status/1336562905420976135)
(https://archive.md/765yZ)

 

[Not Even Twice]

Doubt it, Ralph swims with a shirt on.

Do you think May has taken a few pictures of a naked or topless Ralph and keeps them as blackmail if he ever fucks her over the way he has every other chick in his life? She seems the type to do just that.

 

[Niggernerd]

When Ralph feels like he's safe from eyes at a pool

 

[Spectre_06]

Here's a fun activity:
Go to Nick Rekieta's stream and bring up Ralph in the chat and watch how quickly you get banned by the mods.

If you were banned from chat for mentioning Ethan Ralph, get me your YouTube name and I'll ask Rackets to unban you. Rekieta doesn't put up with that shit.

 

[David Spadem]

Thread's been pretty tame today, made this for the meme but added in a bit extra at the end to remind people to vote in the poll above.
I'll upload a non KF version on my channel at some point.

YouTube up:

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm not sure why these weren't archived
(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1336555252619878400)
(https://archive.md/8IxHH)
(https://twitter.com/Know_More_News/status/1336562905420976135)
(https://archive.md/765yZ)

Because no one cares about that fat Jew. At least Syrian Girl can be looked at.

 

[naught]

Because no one cares about that fat Jew. At least Syrian Girl is can be looked at.

But aren't you excited for two rounds of bloodsports?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Don't forget that Ethan chimping out over Adam Green's beard length almost got us Pillstream 3.0 on Election Night.

I'm still not sure why it triggered him so badly, or why it caused him to start calling people "faggot", but he was definitely blacked out and ready to go.

EDIT: This was the closest we've come to Pillstream 3.0 other than the bowling alley refusing to serve him in Arizona