🤮 Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

I’m surprised people keep bringing it up when her mom’s a minister. That’s anathema to fundamentalist Christians. It sounds like her dad is more religiously conservative, but he still married a female minister so he can’t be that fundie.

It's been a while since I've followed this thread but I think her parents are Unitarian ministers? Not exactly fire and brimstone types.
 
It's been a while since I've followed this thread but I think her parents are Unitarian ministers? Not exactly fire and brimstone types.
No. They are Methodists.

Her father belongs to the more conservative anti-gay marriage branch of the Methodist church and her mother the more mainstream sect of it.
 
It's been a while since I've followed this thread but I think her parents are Unitarian ministers? Not exactly fire and brimstone types.
Not so hippie as that—they’re Methodist, but your point still stands.
 
Anna is back with a public account!

And wouldn't you know it - not only are those mean old docs taking Stella away, now she doesn't even have osteoporosis anymore! Three hard years of work on Nancy's part has resulted in Anna restoring her bone density. Now, you should still pity her because fake CF and numerous other diseases - didja know her intestines are NECROTIC? - but obviously she thanks baby Jesus for healing her. She's happy. She IS!
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Anna writes a bunch of words about how - believe it or not - she is utterly unable to relax. Even though she practiced yoga taught yoga was the bestest teen yogi in in the world! But really, this is a strength, because she's just too devout to relax. Heathens. And her medical problems are too dangerous for her to ever relax, even though she is an informed patient a totally legit doctor always publishing papers as she is a doctor at the highest professional levels!
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Anna writes a bunch of words about how - believe it or not - she is utterly unable to relax. Even though she practiced yoga taught yoga was the bestest teen yogi in in the world! But really, this is a strength, because she's just too devout to relax. Heathens. And her medical problems are too dangerous for her to ever relax, even though she is an informed patient a totally legit doctor always publishing papers as she is a doctor at the highest professional levels!
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Good lord, she’s a tedious pontificating twat. I can deal with the horrorshow stevia-riddled compost piles passed off as food, the abominable lies and manipulation to dodge responsibility for the raging ED and the tawdry family of origin issues, typical munchie bullshit, no problem. The infernal sermonising, however, is just fucking painful. I hate to kink shame lol but DDlg shit is bad enough without getting Jesus involved.
 
I love that she's claiming the bone density issues and super low weight were just a natural result of her super bad cf and not a result of the fake food nonsense/juice fast/exercise purging/aloe purging she was doing and posting explicitly on the internet with the recommendation that others eat that way too. That's an interesting rewriting of history.
 
And right before Anna was supposed to have another dramatic surgery, and right before the holidays (her favorite time to have a full health meltdown and force mom to her bedside whilst refusing food for a month), she privated her instagram.
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What narcissistic injury caused this? Did they tell her no more surgeries until she gets ED treatment? Did getting Stella taken away cause a tantrum the likes of which we've never seen? Did her family dare to make holiday plans that they won't cancel for her this time? We'll just have to wait, and see.
 
Does Anna really only have 576 followers now? At her height, she was quite a bit more than that, right? This gives me hope that more people around her are cottoning on to her bullshit.
Middle class WASP female munchies are a dime a dozen on social media. There's nothing special or outstanding about Anna's account. She's not particularly charismatic, doesn't post cool or interesting photos, isn't doing product promotion, and isn't on the social justice bandwagon. Her page is irrelevant to most people that aren't in this very narrow circle of either hate-following or in the "hiding their anorexia with Jesus and also Munchausen" camp. She has no friends and heavily moderates her comments, making it difficult for people to actually engage with her.

All of her pictures are of her as a pity-party goblin or a manic goblin. All of her texts posts are the same megalomania with a smear of basic bitch bible studies on top to hide it. At least her vegan 'recipes' were original, albeit horrifying, content.

tl;dr: Her social media is boring as fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if almost all of her followers were either her family, bots and abandoned accounts, and people who hate-watch her.
 
And right before Anna was supposed to have another dramatic surgery, and right before the holidays (her favorite time to have a full health meltdown and force mom to her bedside whilst refusing food for a month), she privated her instagram.
Strangely, she’s just been posting nature photos with boring captions.
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They’re all like this. No reference to illness or the holidays or anything dramatic.
 
Strangely, she’s just been posting nature photos with boring captions.
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They’re all like this. No reference to illness or the holidays or anything dramatic.
Weird. I wonder if somethings Really Super wrong. Like, that actually scared her. Idk her cycles very well tho.
 
Does Anna really only have 576 followers now? At her height, she was quite a bit more than that, right? This gives me hope that more people around her are cottoning on to her bullshit.
She did have almost 3k at one point. Then she purged (heh) most of them during one of her privatization periods, probably around a year ago. She doesn't seem to be accepting many new requests; her follower count has pretty much stagnated. She's torn between wanting attention and sympathy, and wanting to avoid anyone making fun of her. The problem is that she gained a lot of weird internet notoriety in her teen years for her stint as The Fit Vegan Ginger
Weird. I wonder if somethings Really Super wrong. Like, that actually scared her. Idk her cycles very well tho.
More like is, she's pouting.

She threw everything she had at her audience and family this year: EMERGENCY surgery that she definitely needs now now now! Repetitive stress injury! All during COVID when she, who definitely has CF, is mega vulnerable! Long stories about how brave she is!

But none of it poured attention or sympathy her way - at least, in insufficient amounts. And if her family didn't make special accommodations for her this weekend, moreso than they usually do, she'll be in a major strop.
 
Maybe she got Covid? I was just thinking, she'd be up shit's creek if she got Covid. She also strikes me as someone who would NOT be cautious about mask wearing in public, washing her hands frequently, etc.. (I'm not a super-paranoid shut in myself, but I will wear a mask in the grocery store.)
Covid is like one of those viruses that will seem like no big deal when an healthy young person gets it. However, if you have a jacked up digestive system and a whole host of other nutritional deficiencies, the virus can literally make you bleed out of your asshole, vomit up blood, turn your insides into liquid...
 
Maybe she got Covid? I was just thinking, she'd be up shit's creek if she got Covid. She also strikes me as someone who would NOT be cautious about mask wearing in public, washing her hands frequently, etc.. (I'm not a super-paranoid shut in myself, but I will wear a mask in the grocery store.)
Covid is like one of those viruses that will seem like no big deal when an healthy young person gets it. However, if you have a jacked up digestive system and a whole host of other nutritional deficiencies, the virus can literally make you bleed out of your asshole, vomit up blood, turn your insides into liquid...
Don't threaten Anna with a good time
 
Because she has proven unwilling to take sensible precautions in order to stave off prolapse, she now faces the prospect of having her ostomy reversed.

[...]Reversing an end ileostomy is a more involved procedure than reversing a loop ileostomy, but as long as enough of the colon remains in the abdominal cavity, it can be done. Few people who undergo ostomy reversal return to completely normal digestive function, but almost all report an improved quality of life.

Upthread, it has been noted that, for behavioral reasons, Anna might be a less-than-ideal candidate for ostomy reversal. Certainly, we can see how she has come to appreciate the convenience of liquid purging through her stoma, and how her status as an ostomate keeps her mother at her beck and call.

Now, this is an interesting prospect.

Anna does not want to lose "Stella" for all the reasons numerously stated in this thread.

And while I guess she could, theoretically, refuse to have the ostomy reversed, it would put her in the position of having to defend why she wants to keep it so badly in spite of medical advice.

I'll be curious to see if she's willing to risk that scrutiny to keep the ostomy, or if she'll reluctantly give in because she knows it'll look bad. Not sure if she's self-aware enough for that, but we'll certainly see, won't we?

We know Anna exaggerates her various woes until they elicit bystander sympathy on par with her level of emotional distress. And by looking at comments and likes, we can see that her rink pals weren't exactly flooding her post with their solicitude.

In fact, it seems that people have noticed and expressed concerns that Anna's fitness regimen is excessive to the point of self-harm. Anna would like to explain that she may seem to be over-exercising, but in fact, everything she does is good for her health, and she is very sane, and actually extremely Christlike:
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This bitch.

I mentioned recently in another thread that of the handful of munchies and malingerers I've known in my life, not a fucking one of them has ever been smart enough not to eventually out their own cons. They always end up dropping some information that makes it obvious that their conditions aren't what they seem to be: Namely, that their super serious conditions prevent them from being a responsible adult with a job and other obligations, but not from doing the fun things that they personally want to do. They call out of work for the weekend citing their fifty conditions, but then post pictures on instagram about their trip to Six Flags on those same days.

Anna is broadcasting that others have expressed concern about her exercise regimen. That's a red flag to anyone who suspects her of having an eating disorder- and forgive me, it's been a while, but hasn't she been directly accused of that on social media before?

That's why I wonder if she has the self-awareness to know that trying to keep the ostomy against medical advice looks suspicious. Because apparently she doesn't have the self-awareness to keep quiet about subjects that make her look bad or dishonest.
 
I mean, if she goes septic due to a prolapse and ends up unconscious, the doctor will totally reverse it. They dont need consent to save your life.

Also it's Thanksgiving, she just hurt her ED. Will be back when people stop eating near her.
 
I mean, if she goes septic due to a prolapse and ends up unconscious, the doctor will totally reverse it. They dont need consent to save your life.

Also it's Thanksgiving, she just hurt her ED. Will be back when people stop eating near her.

Oh, of course they will. In an emergency situation, the doctors generally do what they have to.

But if it's a matter of sitting down at an appointment and saying "Well, you seem to be having a lot of issues with your ostomy, this was never meant to be permanent anyway so we should probably undo it" I don't doubt that Anna will be reluctant and try to weasel out of it. Aside from the impression that she's sicker than she really is, if she is using the stoma to purge it would be a major inconvenience to lose it.
 
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