🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

''Here's a nice one star rewiew for you! Hopefully it doesn't affect your Google score! Lololol!'' - Russel Godfrey Greer, 29-year-old grown ass man.

That's Russell Godfrey Greer ESQUIRE (and super cool studly kinda lawyer).

 

[DrJonesHat]

And I disagree on butternut being a pussy (as far as stalking). YES, he is a pussy, and a pathetic one at that. But Russell has been slowly but surely escalating and that video clip illustrates that he has performed very similar antics. It is only a matter of time. And it is fantastic that Erika stood up and went to the police. Kudos as well to the Orem PD for assisting her as well as Skordas. They likely wouldn't be assisting if Russell wasn't displaying very likely behavioral patterns that point to some real shit.

Someone at Orem PD has been trained in understanding stalking behavior. Lots of PDs let stalkers go unmolested until they end up murdering their victim. They acted decisively and charged him. I find it amusing he shot himself in the foot with the sentencing, but I'm glad the judge didn't dismiss Erika's concerns.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I 100% agree and believe that Russ is capable of terror. He's a bumbling sped with a recorded pattern of escalating behavior.

It's fun to joke about how creepy he is, but god help the next girl that is nice to him and he thinks that means more.

 

[MysticMisty]

Russell's idea of breakfast foods is costco muffins, bulk malt-o-meal cereals and pancakes that use 99% chocolate as the ingredients.

Despite bragging multiple times about being a gym-going stud he NEVER has taken pictures of actually healthy and normal breakfast foods like omelets, crepes, breakfast bagels etc.

Mind you, Russ is as cheap as a stereotypical Jew because every dollar spent on food is a dollar that isn't going into fuck funds. There's also the possibility that Russ thinks cooking is beneath him because it's "woman's work" and the second he gets married he won't need to know how to cook anything. And really, the only thing we've seen him attempt to cook was pancakes, and that went horribly wrong. Hell, he couldn't even be bothered to make a brownie sundae: he had one delivered to him from Uber Eats or whatever.

 

[drain]

I 100% agree and believe that Russ is capable of terror. He's a bumbling sped with a recorded pattern of escalating behavior.

It's fun to joke about how creepy he is, but god help the next girl that is nice to him and he thinks that means more.

The only thing that stops him for acting violent (for now) is his numerous physical issues. Dude can't run, can't jump, can't even move his fucking eyes around to have a peripheral vision. His fingers are short, stubby and webbed, and he has knock knees. He has zero shoulder definition and core strength, no muscle mass to speak of, and I suspect he might also suffer from some form of club feet.

But he is spiteful and malicious enough to concoct something and hurt someone for real, be it with a gun (if he ever learns how to use one properly) or paying someone to do the dirt job. We all know he loves to pay strangers to do things for him, anyway.

 

[Constellationzero]

I was just going to say that weapons are great equalizers. Having said this, SPEDS like Russ can still try getting physical. He won't likely succeed, but everyone needs to remember how he overestimates his own capabilities. Attempts are just as dangerous and deadly no matter how hilarious the outcome. And plenty of incel SPEDS have fucked up getting physical and ended up in jail for it.
This is where Russell is (not may be) headed.

 

[drain]

I was just going to say that weapons are great equalizers. Having said this, SPEDS like Russ can still try getting physical. He won't likely succeed, but everyone needs to remember how he overestimates his own capabilities. Attempts are just as dangerous and deadly no matter how hilarious the outcome. And plenty of incel SPEDS have fucked up getting physical and ended up in jail for it.
This is where Russell is (not may be) headed.

Ah yes, I can totally see him acting out in a sped rage, but the chances of him being curb stomped to a bloody pulp are higher. Unless he corners a girl or uses a gun, but I really hope someone beat the shit out of him before he can have any chance of hurting someone.

 

[CausticMinory]

I want to point out, Russ only voted for Kanye because he has a "crush" on his wife and sister-in- law.

 

[Constellationzero]

Ah yes, I can totally see him acting out in a sped rage, but the chances of him being curb stomped to a bloody pulp are higher. Unless he corners a girl or uses a gun, but I really hope someone beat the shit out of him before he can have any chance of hurting someone.

Sadly, it's very likely that none of us on here will get the cathartic pleasure of witnessing the beauty of his curbstomping or the immediate aftermath.

 

[redcent]

Mind you, Russ is as cheap as a stereotypical Jew because every dollar spent on food is a dollar that isn't going into fuck funds. There's also the possibility that Russ thinks cooking is beneath him because it's "woman's work" and the second he gets married he won't need to know how to cook anything. And really, the only thing we've seen him attempt to cook was pancakes, and that went horribly wrong. Hell, he couldn't even be bothered to make a brownie sundae: he had one delivered to him from Uber Eats or whatever.

Maybe it's for the best he won't cook for anyone. Given his choice of wearing his suit to his work of cleaning toilets then wearing it to go on a "date" - on top of his drooling- I can't imagine he'd put much effort into the hygiene of his cooking work.

Still, his choice of food still tends towards sweet and unhealthy things. There are cheap healthy items you can get a store that don't require much cooking. I think either his deformities buggered up his tongue or its another sign he was spoiled as a kid and got a lot of sweets with little push from his parents to eating healthy

 

[Da Dude123]

Except Russ is too much of a pussy to go that far. Oh he'd totally be a stalker and talk tough on the internet about it but if he came face to face with the woman in question, he'd turn tail and run the moment she didn't fall for his charms and want to suck him his penis.

Not to mention if he tried making videos, you wouldn't understand what he was trying to say. His words would be all garbled and then...Reee! You may catch a word now and then, but most would be unintelligible rambling and mooing.

 

[MysticMisty]

I want to point out, Russ only voted for Kanye because he has a "crush" on his wife and sister-in- law.

That and Trump never called to say how amazing his book was, and that he'd pass laws legalizing prostitutes and forcing Taylor Swift to marry him. So Russ doesn't like Trump anymore just because of that. And Russ can't jack off to Biden's wife so Kartrashian wife it was.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Maybe it's for the best he won't cook for anyone. Given his choice of wearing his suit to his work of cleaning toilets then wearing it to go on a "date" - on top of his drooling- I can't imagine he'd put much effort into the hygiene of his cooking work.

Still, his choice of food still tends towards sweet and unhealthy things. There are cheap healthy items you can get a store that don't require much cooking. I think either his deformities buggered up his tongue or its another sign he was spoiled as a kid and got a lot of sweets with little push from his parents to eating healthy

I already speculated a while back that Russ has poor or no sense of smell and taste due to zinc deficiency (likely both due to autism and his terrible diet), which would affect his choice of food. However, autistic people also tend to crave carbs even if their senses of smell and taste are intact. I can't imagine that having his mouth open all the time has done his taste buds any favors either, but who knows on that one. I mean, his parents might have resorted to bribing him with sweets when he was a little shit, but there's multiple plausible biological reasons for his taste to be complete garbage without blaming his parents.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I already speculated a while back that Russ has poor or no sense of smell and taste due to zinc deficiency (likely both due to autism and his terrible diet), which would affect his choice of food. However, autistic people also tend to crave carbs even if their senses of smell and taste are intact. I can't imagine that having his mouth open all the time has done his taste buds any favors either, but who knows on that one. I mean, his parents might have resorted to bribing him with sweets when he was a little shit, but there's multiple plausible biological reasons for his taste to be complete garbage without blaming his parents.

I think it's just his narcism and obliviousness, he doesn't have a body odor, the food he eats is delicious, the music he makes is art

Completely oblivious that *gasp* he does have flaws and thinking he is a 10/10 disability ass-kicking stud is not going to change the fact he is sweaty, greasy and smelly.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I already speculated a while back that Russ has poor or no sense of smell and taste due to zinc deficiency (likely both due to autism and his terrible diet), which would affect his choice of food. However, autistic people also tend to crave carbs even if their senses of smell and taste are intact. I can't imagine that having his mouth open all the time has done his taste buds any favors either, but who knows on that one. I mean, his parents might have resorted to bribing him with sweets when he was a little shit, but there's multiple plausible biological reasons for his taste to be complete garbage without blaming his parents.

Is there literally ANYTHING that Russ has good (or even passing) 'taste' in?

Music, clothes, food, housing, women, decor, jobs... I can't think of a single thing that Russell has or aspires to which would be considered good taste.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Is there literally ANYTHING that Russ has good (or even passing) 'taste' in?

Music, clothes, food, housing, women, decor, jobs... I can't think of a single thing that Russell has or aspires to which would be considered good taste.

I mean, he does like pretty women. Cheerleaders and models are conventionally attractive women, and I'm sure Taylor Swift and Katy Perry would certainly be considered sexually appealing by most men, and dating (or fucking) one of those kinds of women is probably a pretty common fantasy.

Russell's one single solitary redeeming quality is that he works and doesn't sit around on disability welfare all day.

He isn't picky about the kinds of jobs he takes either. He will prefer to take a job he can spin into something cool, like "I work at a law firm [scrubbing toilets]," but he'll take grunt work at Wally World if he has to.

Ironically I would actually prefer him to sit around on disability welfare, because he is actually disabled and it would keep him away from situations where he could harass female coworkers and customers. However I also think that work is one thing that keeps him from going 100% cuckoo bananas, since it forces him out of the house and into some normalcy.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Russell's one single solitary redeeming quality is that he works and doesn't sit around on disability welfare all day.

Yeah, this really is his sole redeeming feature.

Ironically I would actually prefer him to sit around on disability welfare, because he is actually disabled and it would keep him away from situations where he could harass female coworkers and customers.

On this point, I disagree. Instead of harassing co-workers and customers, he'd end up harassing women in various low-level service jobs--baristas, restaurant workers, supermarket checkers. They have to wait on him, they have to be nice, and unless they're lucky enough to have a manager who listens to their complaints about creepy/abusive customers, and is willing to give Russell the boot, they're stuck dealing with him. Co-workers and customers, on the other hand, can complain about his harassment and get results.

However I also think that work is one thing that keeps him from going 100% cuckoo bananas, since it forces him out of the house and into some normalcy.

I can't imagine what Russell would do all day without a job of some sort. He's an empty shell of a human being, with no genuine interests beyond getting his dick wet and getting the attention of female celebrities. I imagine he'd be the creepy guy who hangs out at the mall, ogles attractive women, and hits on every cute girl working a cash resgister in the food court.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ironically I would actually prefer him to sit around on disability welfare, because he is actually disabled and it would keep him away from situations where he could harass female coworkers and customers. However I also think that work is one thing that keeps him from going 100% cuckoo bananas, since it forces him out of the house and into some normalcy.

Yeah it would. His former boss said that when they hired new female workers they had to warn Russ each time to leave them alone. Given his pattern of behavior, he seems to view any woman he comes across as a potential romantic partner. I think his boss said in person he wasn't as picky about appearances as he is online.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I can't imagine what Russell would do all day without a job of some sort.

Work on his magnum opus, of course.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Okay, I know this is late, but I've been catching up on the thread today and I wanted to share an observation.

Regarding the two lovely cheerleaders who posted with pictures of their escorts, prompting Russhole to leave a couple of disparaging comments: It's like, what the fuck, anyway? Nobody's talking to you, Stupid. But you see a nice couple minding their own business, and you have to intrude. Perhaps the guy (or girl) sees the comment and, not understanding who this jagoff is, is a little hurt by said comment. It's just a mean thing to do. It's as though every time this bastard sees a punchbowl filled with delicious punch, he has to shit in it and ruin it for everyone.

He cannot stand to leave people alone. He has to ruin everything.