Interests 6/9/15: Chris Reacts to New Sonic Boom Game Announcement

[Jewelsmakerguy]

No Chris, they just only want to make you suffer longer.

Though from judging the previews, the game does look like a mediocre pile of trash.

 

[GS 281]

If 4chan wasn't a watered down version of what it once was, I could see a group of 3-4 people doing stuff that could be traced back to Chris. Threats and such. I don't think anyone takes this serious. Besides, he didn't issue a formal threat, just saying protest.

 

[House Of Reeves]

If it wasn't for Chris' upcoming trial, we could have been treated to a video a la "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING". Woo, tomgirl tantrums.

Oh, if only he would. Or maybe an Alex Jones-style video of him on the courthouse steps.

 

[Florence]

This rant sounds kinda familiar...

Also, I don't think he quite gets the irony of claiming he can command trolls to do his bidding. It's like he's become Mary Lee Walsh, complete with old-lady looks.

 

[Count Olaf]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

I come home from work and I find this jewel waiting for me. I honestly thought Impulse was doing him some good, but nope. He's still EXACTLY the same. . .and that record breaking inflated ego. I have a feeling he will get off easy for his recent mace-related offense only to do something even stupider and get arrested all over again.

I wonder how Chris would reply if Best Buy let him know that they aren't even capable of doing what he's demanding.

 

[SATC Vortex]

Why did I read the first part of that post in the voice of a Strong Independent Black Woman who don't need no man?

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Seeing how Sonic Boom was a commercial and critical disaster I choose to belief that they are only making a sequel to spite Chris.

 

[fireatdawn]

To be fair, apparently the 3DS version, Shattered Crystal, wasn't that bad. Not amazing, but nowhere near as horrible as Rise of Lyric. That's probably why they're releasing this new game.

 

[timtommy]

This happened really close to the next scheduled trial date. If they get down to brass tacks at his hearing, the expected number of mentions of blarms has gone way up.

I'm not quite sure how that will impact things.

 

[Gunslinger]

Don't see this posted anywhere so I'll put it here.

Gotta love the way he's threatening people with bodily harm 2 days before his court case.

 

[Totenkopf]

This day just keeps getting better and better.

"Sensory overloading, horrific arm color change" he is really starting to Tumblr it up

 

[AnOminous]

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Don't see this posted anywhere so I'll put it here.

Gotta love the way he's threatening people with bodily harm 2 days before his court case.

He's lucky the prosecutor doesn't give a shit about this case.

Though who knows? If it's been farmed out to some young ADA who did a couple Google searches, they might. I doubt it will happen, but it would be a hoot if this idiocy does backfire on him somehow.

 

[Lipitor]

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Don't see this posted anywhere so I'll put it here.

Gotta love the way he's threatening people with bodily harm 2 days before his court case.

Wow that's really bad. I really hope no one reports him for making threats so close to his final court date. That might really adversely affect him.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Uh-oh, Chris has a new nemesis.

This hasn't happened for a while, it's like the good 'ol days.

 

[4Macie]

This...after he just tried to threaten best buy with hackers, 4chan, and other cyberbullies and trolls.

Riiiiiiiight.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

"Bring to me, in person"

Really can't be bothered to take the effort and actually go out there to find this Woodley person yourself, can you fatty?

 

[Marvin]

(First thing I thought of...)

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

"BRING TO ME, IN PERSON, THE ONE CALLED OLMAR WOODLEY."

I am at a loss for words. He is a transvestite Dr.Claw now.

 

[Lipitor]

You know he's just pacing back in forth in his playroom right now, throwing toys against the wall and cursing at the sky. Barb's over in the next room rolling over to reach for the remote so she can turn the volume up and ignore this.

 

[AnOminous]

Bring Me the Head of Olmar Woodley.