Interests 6/9/15: Chris Reacts to New Sonic Boom Game Announcement

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lol a million dollar gaming company should go through all the trouble to change the color of their main characters arms because a fat american tranny maced someone at a mall and this should 'resonate' with them
 
I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.

OT, but I'm surprised at this game, I thought the first two were such low selling train wrecks that they wouldn't bother bringing it back.
 
I just that this news item on IGN earlier today and immediately thought, "I wonder what Chris thinks about this?" Thanks Chris, prompt reply! 11/10 - will shitpost again.

It's almost endearing in a backwards sort of way to see Chris actually thinking his protests actually amounted more than just petty acts of vandalism and assault as well as something that got the internet at large talking about his antics again for a couple of weeks. Hell, I don't have numbers, but I would suspect Chris' tantrums have done nothing more than drum up interest in the Sonic Boom franchise in certain niche groups on the web.

Gensdupays dijo:
Did Chris just pull a "Listen and Believe?"
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Exactly what I thought of too. If I wasn't up to my armpits in paperwork today, I'd totally 'Shop a pic of Chris standing in front of that "Listen and Believe" tripe from last year.
 
So, Chris is mere days away from vandalizing another store and getting in new, deeper trouble, I guess.

Funny how he whines about Sega not listening or learning when the same applies to the past decade of his own life, but for Chris the irony is the same as his health, shape, hair and hope: completely lost.
 
The boycott continues AND resumes?!

Overall I'm amazed Chris still thinks demanding retailers to not stock the game is going to work. Is it his ego thinking "If I, the great Christine Weston Chandler make a demand, then surely the people must adhere"? Or is it just his perception of reality being so fucked up he actually thinks this is a reasonable scenario?
 
Alec Benson Leary dijo:
I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.
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Isn't that his usual M.O.?
I mean it's how the whole "Rosechu has a pickle" exploitation started - Chris could have normally said that the Pokemon gender distinctions didn't exist yet at the time of first drawing Sonichu, but he immediately had to explode into screaming rage.
 
Alec Benson Leary dijo:
I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.

OT, but I'm surprised at this game, I thought the first two were such low selling train wrecks that they wouldn't bother bringing it back.
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At this point, they're only doing it to troll Chris. They figure that if they aren't going to make any money off the Sonic Boom series, they might as well just keep releasing them to make Chris suffer. Some things are worth more than money.
 
Kosher Dill dijo:
Sonic Boom 2: Blarmed and Dangerous

I love how it never even crosses Chris's mind that Sega might not know or care about him. No, they're just unmoved by his civil rights protesting.
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I'm sure he's aware of this video, where two Sega employees name-check Sonichu at 3:50, and thinks that they're actively listening to his sperging.
 
Chris calling Whine-1-1 for the Whambulance?
"I'm surprised and/or shocked," said no one ever.

Coming soon to the Kiwi Farm, BLARMS 2: Rage Harder, starring Christine W. Chandler in her most famous role.
 
Alec Benson Leary dijo:
I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.
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And lie that blue arms "Trigger" him. He's already a SJW in spirit. Soon he'll be posting ALL CAPS about how blue arms are abelist, misogynist, and a tool of the patriarchy to oppress true and honest lesbian transwomen and that Sega needs to check their privilege,
 
I love it how Chris screams that "Sega should listen and learn." You know, after having done a couple days in the pokey for his outrage.
 
Alec Benson Leary dijo:
I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.

OT, but I'm surprised at this game, I thought the first two were such low selling train wrecks that they wouldn't bother bringing it back.
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It's because the show is doing well. I tried watching it for a while and it was garbage on par with most of what I'd expect CN to air, but kids love it apparently.
 
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