🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Since they are both doing the same thing tonight, it's absolutely amazing to see how much better Rekieta is at this than Ralph. Nick was charisma and is happy and joking, taking shots based on likes, etc.

Ralph sits there looking bored like a lump on a log, obviously doing other things.
 
Haru Okumura dijo:
Let's see how Ethan stacks up to other people of interest:

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I saved Ethan's favorite for last so he won't accidentally skim over it and miss the 35:1 viewer ratio:

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He can't even surpass Literally Who ShortFatOtaku, let alone real streamers. At least that article on theralphretort.com put Destiny in the ground, right?
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ABORTED. Ralph and the killstream are walking corpse. Zombie mode. Even baked Alaska bounced back. The slow grind down to 400 then 200 then 50
 
Sam Losco dijo:
Since they are both doing the same thing tonight, it's absolutely amazing to see how much better Rekieta is at this than Ralph. Nick was charisma and is happy and joking, taking shots based on likes, etc.

Ralph sits there looking bored like a lump on a log, obviously doing other things.
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He paid the price for it though, he walked off stream to use the bathroom and faceplanted. Now Drex and Ty are holding down the show while Lady Rackets tries to sober his drunk ass up. We got a Rackets pillstream before a ralph pillstream. . . not sure how to feel about this.
 
Elric of Melnibone dijo:
He paid the price for it though, he walked off stream to use the bathroom and faceplanted. Now Drex and Ty are holding down the show while Lady Rackets tries to sober his drunk ass up. We got a Rackets pillstream before a ralph pillstream. . . not sure how to feel about this.
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the take away for ralph is that the thing keeping him from real non botted non faked success is copious amounts of alcohol. alcohol gives you more charisma, more energy, and more monies
 
Elric of Melnibone dijo:
He paid the price for it though, he walked off stream to use the bathroom and faceplanted. Now Drex and Ty are holding down the show while Lady Rackets tries to sober his drunk ass up. We got a Rackets pillstream before a ralph pillstream. . . not sure how to feel about this.
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Some day soon enough Rekeita's alcoholism will catch up with him. I've spotted it as a significant weakness that will lead to a downfall for some time now.
 
so people are telling me users are posting the same messages and different accounts are posting the same messages as well, and also ralph being about ten diamonds away from 17k magically had an account spam blank ones during the third outro song while he only lost down to half his viewers on main and only a third on yt. these numbers are just pure bull shit monopoly money and it might be time to just accept ralph as poor into canon and not worry about tracking them

he also said himself " a little donation passing there" when someone donated who i guess is some somewhat known thot, hes just going to bot or fake whatever total we mock him for not having anyway.
 
Kenobi dijo:
Are we sure thats the real Ralph? He didn´t even call you a dyke whore or ask how big your titts are. Is this faith sending a coded message? In a form of a drunk dm ralph could have sent? QUICK GET THE ENGIMA MACHINE!
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Heh, it's him. Blue check & his usual writing style.
Mr. Manchester dijo:
This has delighted me.

Ralph I love you more than you know. I'm glad you and Mr. Vickers are friends now. Not as glad as I am that your ego is so bruised that you had to DM a Kiwi Farms member on twitter for... some... reason...

Anyway, have fun with the debate tonight!
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We were on relatively friendly terms for a bit before I "turned." I thought KF as a whole was kind of unfairly shitting on him before my opinion of him started to sour. We interacted briefly on Twitter every now & again, & I even sent him a message or two of support until I started losing my temper with how quickly he started turning on people he considered his friends.

He blocked me a few months ago once I started regularly posting in the thread. Which is funny, because the post that set him off amounted to "I don't think Ralph's a bad guy, but I didn't realize his new girlfriend's THAT young, she looks like a little kid without makeup & it creeps me out."

Because I was a former "fan," I thought I could handle watching regular streams. I may have overestimated my ability.

But on that note:

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/22/20 – Wenches & Menches, Debates & Reprobates
  • Ooh, snazzy new intro tonight! The Killstream logo even wavers! Very snazzy, Ralph. Very snazzy indeed. “Supernaut" by Black Sabbath, very nice, I dig it 👌
  • Ralph is psyched up about the election cycle & gosh darn it, I'm getting hyped up, too. Kinda makes me long for the old Killstream days, to be honest. It's probably just a side effect of—
  • I completely lose my train of thought here because Ralph’s yelling is starting to reverberate in my head, which is still throbbing. Come on Excedrin, work faster.
  • Another Black Sabbath song, & now the Bojack intro. I really need to watch the last season, I keep forgetting.
  • Regular guitar intro is here & so is Bibble
  • Ralph’s audio keeps going in & out. I'm not sure if keeps knocking over his mic or what.
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Krillstream I am your host BOLDYSHRIMPY the owner of a giant fucking migraine & a bunch of shitty sea creature puns
  • “I hope the mic's going okay" not exactly, no.
  • I still can’t believe Ralph got a Jewish activist to agree to come on the Killstream. That poor man. I don’t think he knows what he’s getting into.
  • The guest is already here due to a “miscommunication?”
  • Nevermind, he left.
  • Bibble’s (?) dogs are barking in the background.
  • “Trump’s gonna come out swinging, he’s gotta—JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
  • Bibble jokes about yelling at his girlfriend, but he was yelling at his dog
  • Pewdiepie shadowbanned on YouTube
  • Black Hebrew Israelites in Ralph’s neck of the woods? DAS RIIIIIITE!
  • Debate moderator, smash or pass?
  • She seems more with it than the last guy, at least. Chris Wallace? The one with the famous dad?
  • The first debate featuring mic-muting begins. FIRST TOPIC: THE COOF
  • Ralph calls Bibble “Gator.” Didn’t he call Warski “Gator" the other night? Unless Gator’s in chat.
  • Ralph says Biden looks like death warmed over, but Ralph is looking uncharacteristically grave. Reading Twitter/the Farms? I'm feeling a little guilty for some reason. I'm sure it’ll pass quickly enough.
  • Ralph has a timer on screen. Chat tells him they have two minutes per every question, which is incorrect. Ralph snaps at them & calls them idiots, which kind of surprised me.
  • Trump alludes to Biden having a lot of money despite disappearing for extended periods of time. Very sly, Trump. Very sly.
  • The moderator is doing very well tonight. Keeping things running very smoothly.
  • Warski in the chat, press W for Warski
  • Trump keeps alluding to backend deals. Uh-oh.
  • NEXT TOPIC: ELECTION FRAUD
  • Biden is invoking muh Russia, muh China, muh Iran. Playing a dangerous game, Joe.
  • Uh-oh, Joe brings up Trump’s “buddy" Rudy Giuliani. Don’t do it, Joe.
  • Trump brings up the $3 million Biden’s family got from Russia. We're getting close to invoking the Hunter shit. Buckle in, buckaroos.
  • Trump tells Biden to come clean to the American people right now. Oh please, PLEASE specifically bring up the Hunter shit
  • Trump claims he prepays taxes. I'm skeptical.
  • TRUMP SAID IT HE SAID THE THING
  • HE BROUGHT UP THE TEXTS
  • WHO'S THE BIG MAN, JOE
  • Both the moderator & Biden ignore this. Boooooo.
  • OH SHIT THE MODERATOR BROUGHT IT UP kinda. She’s not pressing it, but credit where credit’s due.
  • Make no mistake, I've no love for Orange Man. But if another crooked politician gets his comeuppance, be it Trump or Biden, I am all for it.
  • NORTH KOREA: FRIEND OR HITLER?
  • NEXT TOPIC: HEALTHCARE, MORE LIKE HEALTHCAREN'T
  • Chillstream Uncut (not alloneword)
  • Oh shit Trump’s mic got cut at exactly two minutes
  • Stop trying to make “Bidencare" a thing, Joe
  • ECONOMY GO BRRRRR
  • Moderator starts pushing on Biden slightly & he starts FREAKING OUT
  • I like this moderator, she’s really trying to call both men on their shit. Not perfectly, but she’s making a concentrated effort.
  • LAST(?) TOPIC: IMMIGRATION
  • WHO BUILT THE CAGES JOE
  • NOT LAST TOPIC: RACE IN AMERICA
  • @Sriracha & I are gonna solve racism together. Our usernames are both spicy so it’s pretty much meant to be.
  • Sorry I zoned out for a second, what were we talking about
  • Biden keeps saying minimum mandatories. It’s “mandatory minimums” you old prune
  • STOP BRINGING UP JOE’S DIRTY DEALINGS, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOLVING RACISM. I am going to do my part by wooing my Nubian queen & we will adopt beautiful biracial babies together
  • Lol Biden calls them “The Poor Boys.” His gaffes have gotten worse, I swear.
  • Loathe as I am to agree with Ralph, Biden really is falling apart tonight.
  • Trump calls Biden all talk & no action. Like Trump has room to talk but okay
  • THE GLOBE IS WARMING, WHAT DO?
  • Chyyyyna, Ruuussia, Indiaaaaa, all FILTHY
  • We have the cleanest air, the cleanest water except Flint, MI they don’t count
  • I can barely follow the Biden babble, but at least the Excedrin worked.
  • “AOC plus three.” What does Trump mean by this
  • Wind turbines do kill a lot of birds, doe. Solar energy isn’t foolproof, either. I'm learning more toward nuclear power despite the obvious drawbacks.
  • People of color are getting sick from living near oil refineries & chemical plants. I believe it. My friends who grew up in Fracking Central all developed weird health conditions. That’s my pet theory for why a bunch of particularly fucked up cows (e.g. Nick Bate) are all from Pennsylvania—fracking chemicals in the water & coal dust in the air.
  • Debate is over yay
  • Ding dong, someone’s here. Is it the Jewish dude?
  • Ralph’s been fucking around on Twitter the whole debate. I can’t be arsed to see what he’s saying right now
  • DING DONG IT’S GATOR
  • DING DONG IT’S WARSKI ALSO
  • Hate to say it, but Trump killed it tonight. Mad props to the moderator though, I was really impressed. Though that could be because Chris Wallace was so horrendously bad.
  • Larry is here also, ding dong
  • Ralph may have accidentally chased his Jewish friend off 
  • Smash or pass AOC? Not really my type, but I might. She’s kinda scrawny & doesn’t seem all that bright, but if the fate of the U.S. depended on it…
  • Trump immediately posted the video of Biden & Kamala talking about banning fracking, goddamn.
  • Bird site is all atwitter over the debate
  • Trying to get Hebrew man rescheduled but he doesn’t seem to be online
  • Discussing the bangability of Lily Singh, the moderator, & AOC
  • Chillstream Uncut alloneword, shoutout to Kaz & his poor pupper
  • NO RALPH DON’T SHOW THE PUPPER'S BROKEN LEGS I CAN’T HANDLE IT PLEASE
  • The panel can’t handle it either, that makes me feel better
  • Warski raised $600, good for him
  • Warski is getting an Antifa guy on his show?
  • I left briefly to get some water & change a dressing (scalded myself cooking the other day) & when I came back Larry was baiting Warski about Trudeau
  • Hebrews & Shebrews, Harold “Heshy" Tischler, the Orthodox Jewish activist, has arrived
  • He talks about…I dunno. He’s kinda rambling. Cuomo is anti-Semitic, the Orthodox Jews dindu nuffin, 23 suicides in the community already as a result of COVID, lot of heavy stuff.
  • De Blasio's wife is not a whore or a bad person, she’s just an idiot
  • At least Ralph is letting him talk.
  • Getting lots of Boomer vibes. Doesn’t seem like a bad guy, just a bit of an out-of-touch old man. He sounds very…stereotypical. Like a really verbose lonely old man that chats with telemarketers.
  • Oh no, Ralph, don’t let callers on. I know the guy has some thick skin, but…
  • Heshy doesn’t say “retard" because he has a sister with Down's he takes care of. Awwww.
  • Said sister prays for him every day because she says he’s going to hell. …oh.
  • EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT EXCEPT FOR HESHY. No wonder he & Ralph get along lol
  • I…think Heshy is trying to say that his community being shut down despite having no COVID cases (debatable) is an anti-Semitic conspiracy because Cuomo hates juice. Uh…
  • It’s like Bizarro Ralph. I think my migraine's coming back.
  • Anyway, Heshy loves Trump
  • ECONOMY CAN’T GO BRRRR, HESHY WILL FIX
  • He sounds like a good guy & a beloved member of many communities. He’s just a little…intense.
  • Can’t help but root for the wily old coot, though.
  • Caller comes in saying that he hates Cuomo too, should definitely go to hell, & maybe he’ll see the other six million there. Oof. Should’ve seen that one coming, Ralph.
  • I really hope Heshy gets elected to city council.
  • Mel Brooks is ridin' with Biden
  • Ralph is getting a lot of superberries he can’t read, hmm.
  • “Goy" isn’t necessarily derogatory, but Cuomo & De Blasio are bad goys
  • Warski confirms his name is Andy Pires. Why…why does he go by Warski, anyway?
  • Heshy, shill your shit
  • He’s leading a protest near Trump Tower, I think
  • Okay bye Heshy
  • Aww, that was nice. Legitimately.
  • Ralph wants to put Heshy in a Bloodsports match. It’d be… interesting
  • Hallsy(?) vs. SyrianGirl?
  • (I’d smash SyrianGirl, ngl. She’d have to be gagged, tho.)
  • I know I shit on him a few hours ago, but props to Ralph, that was actually a good guest
  • SouthernDago sent a superchat & it’s about what you'd expect
  • Shillstream, buy shirts, buy hats, watch the anime bonus episode
  • Ralph is going out of town tomorrow but will still do the show. I'm sitting tomorrow out, Collett is unspeakably boring & the people I chat with on Fridays are worried I did a flip after subjecting myself to so many Killstreams
  • [Peaceful Sunset outro]
  • Ralph plays the song that best describes his life, Rebel Son's “Drunk as a Skunk,” for his 2nd outro. I’ve never heard it before today. My God.
  • [3rd outro: Dire Straits – “Walk of Life"]
 
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Clearing some stuff, dropping what I forgot I had. Stopped following Ralph because he is too boring to even make fun of.


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Name: Matthew Vickers
Nickname: Fat retarded parent
Birth date: 3 JUN, 1977
Location: Penn Valley, CA
14169 Chestnut Ct
Penn Valley CA 95946-9507
Occupation: Owner of Rocklin Coin Shop
Work website: http://www.rocklincoinshop.net/
4870 Granite Drive
Rocklin, CA 95677
Email: matt@rocklincoinshop.net

Facebook: https://facebook.com/matthew.vickers.98
Archive: https://archive.vn/9G4kF
Twitter: https://tw.tinf.io/mattwvickers


Family members:

Wife
Name: Ariana Couch Vickers
Facebook: https://facebook.com/ariana.vickers
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ariana-vickers-41200ab7


Children, oldest to youngest
Name: Faith Vickers
Birth date: 17 SEP, 2001
Facebook: https://facebook.com/FaithIsAFangirl
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/FaiFaiGirl

Name: Ethan Vickers
Facebook: https://facebook.com/ethan.vickers.520
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198272445492

Name: Giddy Vickers

Name: Thaddeus Vickers
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Now wait a minute, I didn't know Faith was Rich Evans's daughter. How dare Ralph deflower the firstborn of Dick the Birthday Boy!?!
 
BOLDYSPICY! dijo:
We were on relatively friendly terms for a bit before I "turned." I thought KF as a whole was kind of unfairly shitting on him before my opinion of him started to sour. We interacted briefly on Twitter every now & again, & I even sent him a message or two of support until I started losing my temper with how quickly he started turning on people he considered his friends.

He blocked me a few months ago once I started regularly posting in the thread. Which is funny, because the post that set him off amounted to "I don't think Ralph's a bad guy, but I didn't realize his new girlfriend's THAT young, she looks like a little kid without makeup & it creeps me out."
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dont take this the wrong way but can we all appreciate the irony of ethan ralph shaming you for being gay when one of the few people he can relate to enough to befriend is a lesbian on a gossip site?
 
Just dropping by to let Randbot know that Soros finally sent me that sweet sweet antifa $ that was in arrears... I’ll be donating some of it here and to my local synagogue.
 
Freedom Fries dijo:
Some day soon enough Rekeita's alcoholism will catch up with him. I've spotted it as a significant weakness that will lead to a downfall for some time now.
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The amount he drunk in one stream is what Ralph drinks in one hour, rackets will be fine. At least he was smart enough to blackout on the toilet rather than continuing and have Ty asking "you gotta problem with me" like flam and have a pillstream.
 
Your Local Neko Girl GF dijo:
Once again, the Blood God demands a sacrifice:
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Any alright-looking passable Ziocons out there with baseline intelligence? Maybe Lauren Chen aka Roaming Millennial can fill in.
Besides that, who would watch it?

Haru Okumura dijo:
This is in no way Ethan flailing desperately in response to Vaush's announcement that he'll be doing in-person bloodsports with fellow political lolcow Tim Pool next week.

First Vaush beat @theralph in viewers on his own home platform, and now he's going to beat @theralph in viewers at his own gimmick. How many losses can you take from a single TDS-afflicted communist?

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Vaush definitely is sexually attracted to Tim Pool. He's done more videos on this centrist fence-post fucking Jew than actual fascists such as Chris Glowgoy Cantwell, probably all of the alt-right combined.
Just fuck already.

Haru Okumura dijo:
Let's see how Ethan stacks up to other people of interest:

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Apparently Short FatOtaku posted here, he is paying mortgage and lives with a real 3D girlfriend? Good on him.

WhimsicalTrolli dijo:
HAHAHAHAHAHA NICK IS TRYING TO POACH ZIDAN FOR HIS ELECTION STREAM?!?
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Does Ethan Ralph (blue check) follow Zidane?
Answer: No
Please let that happen.
:)
 
Elric of Melnibone dijo:
He paid the price for it though, he walked off stream to use the bathroom and faceplanted. Now Drex and Ty are holding down the show while Lady Rackets tries to sober his drunk ass up. We got a Rackets pillstream before a ralph pillstream. . . not sure how to feel about this.
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Holy shit, I just checked back in. It was just Drexel and Ty for like 3 hours and now it's just Drexel. The chat is still turn off in OBS, and he has himself showing in both panels but there are still over 2,000 people watching. lol Double Ralph's peak for a normal show and Nick hasn't even been on for 3 hours.
 
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Debate tonight plus an oy vey guest a good 45 min longer than normal... and it's only the 4th highest since I've started tracking.

Meanwhile, Rekieta is pulling double Ralph's numbers and still rolling in superchats and he's passed out drunk with Drex and Ty fumbling through it for the last 3-4 hours. lol Killstream is thriving.
 
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Holy shit, I just checked back in. It was just Drexel and Ty for like 3 hours and now it's just Drexel. The chat is still turn off in OBS, and he has himself showing in both panels but there are still over 2,000 people watching. lol Double Ralph's peak for a normal show and Nick hasn't even been on for 3 hours.
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Its pretty fucking awesome that even when something goes catastrophically wrong on rackets stream, not only does Nick have a better support system, but his chat actually pitches in to help out, and even spend money to help drex and ty save the show. Ralph has never had a dedicated audience like that. EVER.
 
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