🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Are ya winning yet, Vickers?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Ralph texts to Mr vickers the mini gunt is here be prepared
edit it was sent to Mrs vickers not Mr vickers
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https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1305696055925731329 | ARCHIVE

It's not even about Faith. She's not even a human being, she's just another object to be moved around to get what he wants.

@theralph you can only push people so hard before they snap.

 

[Rusty Fork]

Ralph texts to Mr vickers the mini gunt is here be prepared
edit it was sent to Mrs vickers not Mr vickers
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https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1305696055925731329 | ARCHIVE

From https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everything-pregnancy/dads-alcohol-habits-affect-fetus-too/

"Though it's not clear how much alcohol can make a difference, there seems to be an association between the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome and father's consumption of alcohol."

 

[Glade Candles]

I'd really love to go into chat to congratulate Ralph on his baby, but I'm muted. Can anyone help me out?

 

[Captain Manning]

That DM should have dropped just a little later. We're now on page 2666.

 

[Ripple]

From https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everything-pregnancy/dads-alcohol-habits-affect-fetus-too/

"Though it's not clear how much alcohol can make a difference, there seems to be an association between the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome and father's consumption of alcohol."

Kid gonna pop out looking like an even more fucked up version of Jenny Nicholson

 

[Vetti]

Can't abort.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

2666 the mark of the beast

 

[CDWLTY]

Imagine things are rocky with your daughter so you give her some space, hoping that moving out would do some good. She'd learn that work is tough and she would want to get her life back on track. You daydream about her returning home with a hug, excitedly telling you about the colleges she's applying to, and she even brought a promising young doctor boy to ask for her hand in marriage. You lean back in your chair, waiting for five o'clock, when the phone vibrates.

"She's carrying my child".

Your soul vomits.

 

[unclejeb1861]

Ralph has a major scoop and doesn't break it on his show? For shame.

Decent play by Ralph to send that to the Vickers to post, then claim that the parents violated his daughter's privacy for posting her medical status without her consent. Don't think anyone will really buy that though.

 

[Shady Attorney]

What if it’s not Ralph’s kid?

 

[Malaika]

Well. This whole thing just stopped being funny for me. Ralph is an actual evil human being, Faith is a dumb lying whore, and that kid is completely and utterly fucked. Ralph might be quivering in joy like a sack of gelatin at the damage he's causing but he's pretty much sealed his fate now to only a number of bad endings to his life.

The only possible good ending left is that both faith and Ralph get themselves killed or thrown in prison after the kid is born while the kid gets taken care of by someone, anyone, else. And I say this without any attempt at humor.

 

[Desktop User2]

So, Ralph won the potato impregnating contest and Spencer´s heart? JF must be devastated...
Can´t wait for the roll call tho

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Vickers using the 8 Mile defense. I love it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z0BF1qnsYDU

"Halfway Crook"
The prophecy was cemented in 8 Mile for you Ralph.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

That baby commin out black or at the 5 week mark due to narcotics

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

What if it’s not Ralph’s kid?

Whoever sired the bastard is not going to be a prime specimen so it's kind of a moot point.

 

[Malaika]

Literally impregnating your child bride to stick it to her parents. I honest to god didn't know Ralph was that type of rotten scum, I guess I was still a little naive.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Holy shit I really want him to release the other shit we need that nectar

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1305698814322380800 | ARCHIVE

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

This is what the guntling will most likely look like, congratulations Ralph you sociopath!

 

[PhoBingas]

This killstream is so boring I can't even be arsed to listen to the audio myself. I hope the 20 some watching are enjoying themselves.