Laura Loomer
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The Dick Masterson school of comedy.
Motto: it's only not funny if you're a dummy
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.
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Motto: it's only not funny if you're a dummy
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- 11 de Ene, 2020
Dear
muh name Is ralph, i am well known online i gota MEMFS 10 gf
i host a show dat is beter than urs gata is my feind he help me do da show
i shoed people that matt stole rocks n falgs
der kiwis bully me and flag me
i were bann from yutube for sayin mean thing, media come afur me
i v cool please gib
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- 2 de Abr, 2019
I've been saying this ever since he set Null up to be ambushed by Zoom. It was a power move to knock Null down a peg. If you ever make fun of Ralph or let other people make fun of him on your watch, then you're dead to him and freely disposable.
More. Normal people at least know who Taylor Swift is.
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- 19 de Jun, 2020
I hate to say this, but that wall doesn't look like it was punched; it looked like someone planted Ralph's head through it. Probably his dad. God damn is there nothing about this man's life that isn't some kind of cautionary tale?
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- 4 de Sep, 2019
How do those tiny legs hold up the massive gunt? it's like a potato with a couple of toothpicks sticking out.
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- 19 de Jun, 2020
I can see why he was bullied so badly, he lacks most primary male sexual characteristics (even now, I mean he has a beard but he's balding, has a C-section scar across his lower stomach and his crotch looks like a woman's) it must have been hell.
Maybe this is why he prefers tranny prostitutes and young women that don't know any better.
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- 10 de Jul, 2019
I spent too much effort on this but here is the cover of Ethan's book.
Edit: Added an extra review from @Captain Manning
Edit: Added an extra review from @Captain Manning
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This gives me a wonderful idea. Once again Shakka, you making me woke and having me truly see beyond the white devils blinders.
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- 7 de Mayo, 2020
His arms are so fucking short. It probably is a real struggle for Ralph to wipe his ass these days.
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Nick Rekieta: "As a lawyer, I am 100% confident it would be an actual crime not to buy this book!"
theguntsexpartner
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That reminds me, i remember Zoom going through the Miami videos of Ralph and Ralph would go out of his way to hide body. Andy would turn the camera in a different direction or there would be edits where Ralph appears out of nowhere and there were times in the pool Ralph would wear double layered clothes to hide his man tits
The same amount as this thread, it will just be him constantly complaining and bitching about this thread and posting the things we say
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- 19 de Oct, 2018
He looks like Bobby Hill if he didn't have Hank as a father.
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- 29 de Jul, 2020
"Like this post of you want me to put out a book within the next six months."
>Ethan Ralphs likes your post.
"NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ALOGS AND HOW I KEEP WINNING."
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- 10 de Sep, 2020
We poke the gunty-bear with a stick through the bars of the cage he built for himself, and he rages about, roaring and hollering, rushing the walls. Sometimes he is intrigued by the smell and stops to smell the shit on a stick, and sometimes his paw reaches through and wounds those who got too close. Stay back! Beware and be wary of this awful beast, but please carry on with the jabs. Nearing 2700 pages of gunt poking fun, and all Ralph ever needed to do was to unlock his cage and walk away, but he won't.
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- 6 de Abr, 2019
Sandra Ralph: "Garrr har! This be the only book I bring aboard the Salty Sandra when she leaves port!"
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- 11 de Oct, 2019
I hope he does write this book, the nectar and kino from this will be great. Who should do the audiobook?
Eddy G.
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At this point I kinda hope Mr. Vickers doesn't manage to abort the retort, because that will make Ethard's ego even bigger than it already is, and the harvest will continue to be glorious. We'd probably have to dedicate a whole section to our little Ralphieboy.
Keep winning, Ralphieboy, and by god, remember to never shut the fuck up!
Keep winning, Ralphieboy, and by god, remember to never shut the fuck up!
Gilbert Grape
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- 22 de Jul, 2020
Easiest answer of my life. Godwinson first place, PPP second, CRP 3rd, Kraut 4th.
edit: Oh and throw in them playing different characters, Firegod or whoever did the original ronnie ralph interview (or PPP's Ronnie might be funnier IDK), and maybe Tea Clips can play Nora with an over-the-top Indian accent, and she could do Faith as well. Ade can play Ade, but the real question is who would play his mom, and his internet father, Daddy Jim?
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At this point, he can’t. His history of internet idiocy will forever weigh him down as he carries it, like a gunt, into an endless sea of struggle. He tarried about in Neverland too long, and now he’s a lost boy. In other words—to borrow a more apropos literary trope—he belongs to The Corn.
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