🌟 Internet Famous John Michael Kelly / vazorium / jmkacc / jkellytwit / UJDaedalus / Rea Lity / pretransformere - GamerGate Reject, Gay-Ops Veteran, Ruined Seattle4Truth's Digs, "Master 'Bater," A-logger of Internet Blood Sports figures, Hater of Nick Rekieta, Crybaby, BLM & Trans Rights Advocate

[GenericReviewerDraco]

I'm sure this thread is going to get a lot of traction soon.

This faggot being part of the Gunt dimension nonsense might make him hit more than Akiva and Tara Strong levels of pages. That said the (alleged) sister fister is still an uninteresting sperg.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

This faggot being part of the Gunt dimension nonsense might make him hit more than Akiva and Tara Strong levels of pages. That said the (alleged) sister fister is still an uninteresting sperg.

True but it's still funny taking the piss outta him. It's so fucking easy to get a reaction from him. Dude gets assmad at literally anything. Doesn't k know when to give up or the meaning of letting it the fuck go. That's why he has a thread. A small one, but a thread none the less.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

This faggot being part of the Gunt dimension nonsense might make him hit more than Akiva and Tara Strong levels of pages. That said the (alleged) sister fister is still an uninteresting sperg.

He's terminally autistic.

 

[Spectre_06]

Was clipping the DA Talks v. Liam "Puppies With Parvo Get The Sawed-Off" Grey and managed to hear this part. JMK BRFO'd again!

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Is JMK the male version of a Karen?
That is what he seems to be.

I'm torn between calling him a Gary or just JMK now. A Gary/Greg is a male Karen. Then again, JMK is his own league of Gary/Karen.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I'm torn between calling him a Gary or just JMK now. A Gary/Greg is a male Karen. Then again, JMK is his own league of Gary/Karen.

Just call him what he is.

A disappointment. A disgrace. A fuckin waste of space.

 

[Drowningman]

Just call him what he is.

A disappointment. A disgrace. A fuckin waste of space.

Like Ron Toye is.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Like Ron Toye is.

And they're both pedophiles.

 

[Spectre_06]

Well looks like John's decided to get into bed with another pedophile. Looks like our friend even has some type of special role.

 

[Fools Idol]

I've just watched the JMK vs Godwinson video.
What JMK needs to understand about parenting, is that some times your best isn't good enough. Some times good parents produce bad children, especially if said children have personality disorders or other mental health issues. It's all well and good to say that you should keep a close eye on your kids but as they get older things will fly under your radar, you can't watch them 24/7 and any attempted to do so will make them rebel anyway. What does JMK think you should do with your unruly kids, lock them in their room? chain them to a bed? I'm sure that will go well

Once they hit 18 they all bets are off. They will disappoint you. They will make you question your parenting. But the truth is that everyone makes mistakes, you can try to stop them and it will fail.

The Vickers might be shitty parents but lets not pretend that Faith isn't responsible for her own actions.

On an unrelated note, Godwinson was pulling a great Scorpius impersonation with his constant "John, John, John". All I could think about was Farscape.

 

[Son of Sparda 84]

Imagine being JMK

ISWV hates you buts thats a given

KV disowns you and thats an accomplishment since they defend Ron and Manjaw

Your evidence was completely irrelevant to Chupp

Your clinging onto Gamergate, a thing that no one cares about anymore

And you fucked your sister

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Imagine being JMK

ISWV hates you buts thats a given

KV disowns you and thats an accomplishment since they defend Ron and Manjaw

Your evidence was completely irrelevant to Chupp

Your clinging onto Gamergate, a thing that no one cares about anymore

And you fucked your sister

You forgot one thing:
Clout chase after IBS related e-celebs, hoping to gain attention through streams that nobody watches.

 

[Kenobi]

Everyone on this stream is sub 90 iq

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lSWFaRpkdfYEveryone on this stream is sub 90 iq

Ah, shit! Here we go, again...

 

[Captain Manning]

I want to point out that it's not unheard of for people who suffer from Bipolar Disorder to have fucked up libidos and make REALLY ill advised decisions as to sexual partners. Particularly when they cycle into the manic phase. Good parenting might never be enough to overcome that.

Godwinson is medically correct about that.

JMK once again displays his ignorance of the real world. Real law. Real science. He can't even outwit a consumate bullshit artist. Say what you want about Godwinson's propensity to engage in kayfabe. He does drop his fair share of truth bombs from time to time.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

JMK trying to argue about parenting is funny considering the only thing he's been able to finish in is a crusty sock and maybe his sister.

 

[Captain Manning]

Earjuice aftershow of what @Kenobi posted:

I'm only a ways in. As near as I can tell, some people are dogpiling @Bryan Dunn and sounding like even bigger faggots than he LITERALLY IS in the course of doing so. I hope they talk about JMK at some point.

This fucking timeline, man.

Also, I cosign Max Sand debating JMK. I knew Max from forums off-site. Cool guy. I hope he sees this.

EDIT: Max is also a father. Hint, hint.

 

[Fools Idol]

JMK once again displays his ignorance of the real world

During his conversation with Godwinson he mentioned Faiths apparent leftist opinions, something he disapproves of and something he blames Mr Vickers for. Does he not know that teen sometimes rebel?

In the 1960s counterculture movement began to spread around the Western world, teens and young adults rejected the socially conservative views of the parents. Does he think that those mothers and fathers in the 50s taught their children to be leftist whores?

He clearly doesn't understand human behaviour. And if he were to ever have a daughter then he would probable end up a grandfather before she hit 18.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does he not know that teen sometimes rebel?

He doesn't know a lot of things, and that is just another item on the list. His arguments are always bad, and he should feel bad for making them. He should stop trying to be an "intellectual." He never will be. He sucks at debating. He has gotten BTFOed by a large cross-section of people with disparate political views over the years. Apparently the people who brought him to actual tears years ago were Allison Rapp fanboys, for fuck's sake.

I could go on and on, but ultimately what I'm trying to get at is I don't know why the fuck people even pay attention to this sped. Hell, this thread only has 26 pages. Most people are like "who?"

I get that we laugh at cows, but what is there to even laugh at with respect to JMK these days? Watching him get his shit pushed in is predictable... and crap... and (above all) fucking boooooooring. He's in this weird area where he's basically a complete failure on the Internet, but not funny enough to really pay attention to.

 

[Spectre_06]

I'm linking this here.

For the past year JMK has said he DIDN'T report my first Discord account. Last night during his debate with Earjuice he admits that the "only person [he] has had removed from Discord is Spectre", and the only account I had permanently banned was my first one. He also admits he reported both myself and Held for the deep fake on Earjuice's server, but he knows our accounts aren't permabanned (he admits as much in the clip I provide). This faggot sits here and accuses people of lying, being "disingeuous" and engaging in flaggotry yet he does the same fucking things!