💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%

  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%

  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%
  • Total de votantes
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Aaway dijo:
looks like California is jack's new obsession

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even jack's (racist) friend paul from the old JOTG videos makes an appearance
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Such a fake example of a Christian he is. California might be a lot of things but it's far from the worst place in the United States. Personally I'd say Detroit or most of Florida is worse but then everything is relative.

Spasticus Autisticus dijo:
Wow, who knew wildfires happen in California near the end of their yearly dry season. It must be divine punishment, not something that happens every year. Jack seems to be unfamiliar with the political landscape of his own home state, as most of those fires are happening in the conservative parts of California. The liberal cities don't get affected by fires other than the smoke.
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It's like how hurricanes and tornados seem to target most of the red states. It's almost as if God is trying to tell them something. Hell when Katrina flooded New Orleans wasn't it the French Quarter including the gay area that survived unscathed?
 
Aaway dijo:
it's funny how jack throws a fit whenever people post political stuff (that he doesn't agree with) on his FB, but he makes absolutely everything political himself
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Well that's only because he's right and they're wrong. /sneed

EDIT: Looks like somebody doesn't understand sarcasm.
 
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Buck Mullet dijo:
I make the same simple egg salad, but I'd use maybe that much mayo for 10-12 eggs, not four. Less mayo doesn't make it "dry", just more of the yolks get incorporated into the mayo, giving you an attractive yellow color and fluffy texture. Jack couldn't even accomplish that with the addition of the mustard.
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It would figure that he could even fuck up basic egg salad. It's not complicated. I make mine a bit more complicated, but this is such an easy thing like a tuna salad. Come on. He literally fucks up everything he gets his hand (lol) on.
 
Lenzperkins dijo:
His friend Paul is an asshole on the shows he appeared on. It's pretty obvious he took the lap band surgery by the way he looked. Shows how self righteous they are making jokes of the first in California.
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i recall paul made a surprise appearance in a JOTG video last year and he looked like he'd aged 20 years and gained 30 lbs since the last time he had been in a video
 
Comma dijo:
Because Jack is Jack and the mere thought of food not being wet enough horrifies him, here's another episode of...

Jack Scalfani's Wet Food Fetish - How To Make Perfect Egg Salad

How To Make Perfect Egg Salad.mp4
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Why do two severely obese people still continue to buy mayonnaise by the gallon? Is it just me, or is it disgusting and disturbing to see two fatties spoon out mayo by the half cup out of a Costco-sized container of Hellman’s?

Jack is so fat that he’s fucked up 75% of his limbs and has to rely on a a scooter for mobility, and still mainlines mayo for some inexplicable reason.
 
Is possible for Jack to properly make anything? He ruins something as simple as egg salad. He fucks up baking cookies since he sticks to that baking mat that shows you where to put drop cookies. Forget about eating any meat he touches. Thanks to only having one usable had he can't even pour a can of soda.

Maybe a cup of tea? Well, not real tea, but the stuff that comes in a single-serve bag that you put in a cup with boiling water.
 
Super Hans dijo:
Is possible for Jack to properly make anything? He ruins something as simple as egg salad. He fucks up baking cookies since he sticks to that baking mat that shows you where to put drop cookies. Forget about eating any meat he touches. Thanks to only having one usable had he can't even pour a can of soda.

Maybe a cup of tea? Well, not real tea, but the stuff that comes in a single-serve bag that you put in a cup with boiling water.
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Jack would probably rip the bag open and drop the leaves directly in the water so it gets horrendously bitter in like a second.
 
late night JOTG


jack and tammy go to some strip mall mexican place that serves chicken wings

:jack films the restaurant where you see a handful of tables occupied: "there must be close to 100 people here"

he orders an extremely sad looking "fajita chicken salad" served with a container of ranch, which pretty much looks like the side plate of toppings you get when you order a fajita. tammy orders a shrimp fajita quesadilla

jack is visibly annoyed with his dish but shockingly decides not to send it back. "this is what i ordered...this is what i get"
 
Aaway dijo:
late night JOTG

https://youtube.com/watch?v=apH7mx5RGWY
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Jack not making them make him a different dish is a bit surprising.

The long shot of the menu was annoying.

That salad looked weird. It just looked like shredded lettuce that's part of the taco filling. Sour cream, guacamole, and ranch together really doesn't sound great.

Why did Jack show the food on video and then cut to the same images, just as stills with that music playing? Just filler, probably because the waiter didn't want to be filmed? Completely unnecessary.

I have to admit, I agree with Jack in that if it's called a fajita salad, it should have come with the peppers and onions.

His ratings are weird. B+ here and tells us to show that place some love but he gave that sushi place a B+ and said he wouldn't return.
 
Yeah gotta agree with Jack on that one, what a sad looking salad. So I suppose his right arm is still completely dead? I’ve been out of the loop for a while. At least in this video he didn’t seem to move it at all.
 
Aaway dijo:
late night JOTG

https://youtube.com/watch?v=apH7mx5RGWY
jack and tammy go to some strip mall mexican place that serves chicken wings

:jack films the restaurant where you see a handful of tables occupied: "there must be close to 100 people here"

he orders an extremely sad looking "fajita chicken salad" served with a container of ranch, which pretty much looks like the side plate of toppings you get when you order a fajita. tammy orders a shrimp fajita quesadilla

jack is visibly annoyed with his dish but shockingly decides not to send it back. "this is what i ordered...this is what i get"
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I love this video because he's audibly frustrated when he talks about the fajita chicken salad (which, fair play, does look bland as shit) not being what he wanted, and then he pans over to Tammy's food and goes "Tammy's beautiful... wonderful... gorgeous fajita quesadilla". He's so clearly wishing he ordered that, but he has to sit and watch his wife devour this big ol' quesadilla while he gets unseasoned chicken and lettuce.

Cucked.
 
I'm surprised he didn't chimp and lower the review when he realized he wanted a cheesy chicken tortilla. There's a part of me that wonders if it's because he saw my autopsy of the last time he decided to go full ultra bitch mode, since I know he watches Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man and likely googles his name.
 
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