🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Hex Cat]

He's reading the farms he looks so intense. Just had the cam blacked out for a minute while he chugged firewater.
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has he ever looked at the farms live on stream?

 

[Perspicacity]

Having read his entire timeline I have to say, it sounds 95% legit. Everything makes sense, it sounds exactly like the pattern of behavior this little sociopath has, and most importantly it matches with all the information we have here. It's just a pretty honest account of the last two months for this guy.

 

[ClipBitch]

So, if any of this is true, then it sounds like Ralph is stuck in the relationship. She basically has an invisible gun to his head. If the hacking lie is ever exposed then she'll end him.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Just got done reading Mr.Vicker's timeline of events and daaaaamn I'm on could nine from all the NECTAR!

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Rad "Firewater" Roberts needs to be on this thread title

 

[Grim_Autismo]

has he ever looked at the farms live on stream?

Yeah, he's been caught with weird memes from here opened in another tab by accident because he forgot to click out. You can tell when he's on the farms because he's got the dark theme on and he'll switch back to news tabs that light his skin with an ethereal glow.

 

[Funkmaster]

Kiwi Farms - informing concerned parents since 2016

We don't deserve this level of nectar....

 

[Crystal Golem]

Rad "Firewater" Roberts needs to be on this thread title

What's the record for lines added to the title in one night?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Holy shit this timeline fucking nails Ralph to a cross outside of Rome. This man is going to mount the gunt on his fucking wall hahahahahaha I cant fucking breath from laughing so hard. Mr. V is the perfect person to take the gunt down, Ralph has surivived previous attempts because they came from people with too much shit all over them and skeletons in their closet so he was able to mire them in muck and wait it out, but Mr. V is clean, he is not the usual type of a log. He has credibility that the gunt can not wait out, and he is making it his new life goal to fucking ruin Ethan Ralph.

Gods bless you Mr. V. You are the hero we have waited for. We made sure the harvest was bountiful for you, god speed sir.

 

[consumer]

> stuffed gunt on the wall
This nectar has transcended its humble corn origins not unlike the famous Slut Maker's Mark. I wish I could bottle with thread and sip from it in my twilight years.

 

[Long Time Caller]

Wow this 100% screams Ethan "Guntlet" Ralph.
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This is a great copypasta created by Rad Ralph Roberts.

Also, to anyone watching the KS or PO, look at Ralph. He's intently reading something, his eyes keep scrolling across. He's definitely on aborttheretort.com reading up on what's going on and completely ignoring whatever boring conversation is happening on his show.

 

[Vetti]

Late. What is Phantom reading? Has Ralph mentioned Null's guest spot on Nick Risotto's stream?

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Late. What is Phantom reading? Has Ralph mentioned Null's guest spot on Nick Risotto's stream?

he's reading this http://www.aborttheretort.com/thetimeline/

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

This is a great copypasta created by Rad Ralph Roberts.

Also, to anyone watching the KS or PO, look at Ralph. He's intently reading something, his eyes keep scrolling across. He's definitely on aborttheretort.com reading up on what's going on and completely ignoring whatever boring conversation is happening on his show.

dude look at how fucking dejected Ralph is

He is so fucking. . . I dont even know, depressed, seething, angry, he is trying his damndest to not cry on stream hahahahaha

 

[Perspicacity]

So what I can gather from his account of the events.

1. Faith was playing both her parents and Ralph. Convinced them both she was coming home to them. Her real plans are yet undiscovered, when they found out she was lying she cried suicide.
2. Ralph was probably not aware that Faith was nuts before she went to see her parents.
3. Both Ralph and the Vickers tried to get Faith to go home.
4, Ralph had a complete meltdown (it was obvious on stream that he was reading texts and melting down), you could see him texting back and forth and now we know he was communicating with her father while she was being evaluated in the psych ward.
5. Ralph had to stick to the "hacked" narrative or he will be in a jail cell. He also now has to keep Faith around because she's in full control, if he didn't take her back he was going back to jail. Really genius move by Faith there, I wouldn't be surprised if she set this up to happen while she stalled for time in the psych ward. As we already know Faith wanted Chris (meth mouth) to leak all his dms on a live stream at this specific time.
6. The Vickers basically have no choice but to disconnect from their daughter because she's clearly insane, we knew that before this timeline but now it's more clear.

It's pretty clear now that Faith is using Ralph for a free roof over her head until she can move onto whatever her original plan was. That's pretty sad for the Guntlet.

 

[buying gf]

Man, the closeup of Ralph's face on PO's stream snipe lets you see his eyes moving back and forth, almost as if he's reading something

 

[Eddy G.]

Ralph ruined her dream of being a teacher... even though she probably wasn't gonna become one anyway.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

@Nigel of Ukip is it up to your standard or are you disappointed?

Some of his puns are fucking cringe but overall it promises plenty of future lulz so I can give it a pass.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Even the Doctor be like ITS NAWT TRUUUUUUUUU

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Faith sounds like a brat. She's an adult who wanted to live her own life. But instead of getting a job and being productive, she made her room a pig sty, then left, to go live in a pig sty house, with Ethan Ralph, a massive pig. Oink Oink Faith.