Realistic grocery haul 08/18/20

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God damn, every time she showed something I was like "sugar, sugar, 80% sugar, protein, sugar, sugar". But, she's gotta keep those glycogen stores up so she doesn't go into stahvation mode.
 
Amberlynn's Tongue thrusting Watch
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First tongue thrust spotted at 0:17 seconds in
Almost missed it because she waddled out of the frame so fast
Its like Moby Dick and his white whale
except my white whale is slow and obese
 
Didn't she say awhile back she couldn't buy the individual chips because she just ate them all? But now she just needs a 'crunchy chip once in awhile'.
I guess the pretense of a diet is over. This is like if you let two kids food shop. Sugar filled juice, soda, chips, Takis, microwave rice a roni, 100 grand chocolate bars, processed food for miles. I'm at a loss, truly.

ETA: Kind of shocking how huge Becky has gotten.
 
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She quit a doctor-prescribed diet because she was allowed beef jerky as a snack and it had too much sodium. But those individual Four Cheese Rice-a-Ronis are perfect because she doesn't have to maysure! 240 calories, 680 mg sodium (29% DV) each. Incredible.

The only sign of vegetables were:
  • Shredded iceberg lettuce
  • Individual cups of sweet peas (I have never in my life seen these before)
  • Two shrink wrapped sweet potatoes (??)
  • Two shrink wrapped russet potatoes (???)
If you were being really generous you could also count the instant mashed potatoes and the Progresso soups as vegetables. The bacon potato cheese one is 200 calories, 1690mg (61% DV) sodium per can. Whoever said upthread she must pee all the time because of all the soda: with this much sodium it's a miracle she pees at all.

Also, potato intake is HIGH. Instant mashed potatoes, potato chips, regular potatoes, sweet potatoes, two cans of potato soup. Maybe she read about that guy who dieted by only eating potatoes. I am absolutely here for the PotatoLynn arc.
 
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So... no real food at all?
She'll eat lettuce with a sweet potato and a soup?
Soup, peas, bread and instant mash?
Sure Jan...
 
愈史郎 dijo:
Who the fuck buys 2 individually wrapped potatoes? What the fuck.
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Someone with too much money and not enough sense. I guess it’s slightly better than buying a big stalk of broccoli to rot in the fridge, but not by much considering that she chose one of the most expensive ways to buy potatoes.
 
did she really just kiss a jar of pickles?
:?::eli2:
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why is this so bizarre to me

also her food choices are like visual poetry

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rain and petals eavesdrop
i used the wrong turd
my mental hygiene has been rotten and stirred
Abuse in the picture frame
rice-a-roni to blame...

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^this one hit me so ironically. *Giant size* Life*
 
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flummox dijo:
She quit a doctor-prescribed diet because she was allowed beef jerky as a snack and it had too much sodium. But those individual Four Cheese Rice-a-Ronis are perfect because she doesn't have to maysure! 240 calories, 680 mg sodium (29% DV) each. Incredible.

The only sign of vegetables were:
  • Shredded iceberg lettuce
  • Individual cups of sweet peas (I have never in my life seen these before)
  • Two shrink wrapped sweet potatoes (??)
  • Two shrink wrapped russet potatoes (???)
If you were being really generous you could also count the instant mashed potatoes and the Progresso soups as vegetables. The bacon potato cheese one is 200 calories, 1690mg (61% DV) sodium per can. Whoever said upthread she must pee all the time because of all the soda: with this much sodium it's a miracle she pees at all.
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Generous of you to count potatoes as a vegetable, I wouldn't even give her that. At this point she should just start mainlining sugar and sodium.
 
Oh, look, we got an Ambaby!
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Cameo by yet another woman mad that she's got more health problems than Amber despite being "only" half her size:
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fvckm3 dijo:
did she really just kiss a jar of pickles?
:?::eli2:
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why is this so bizarre to me

also her food choices are like visual poetry

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rain and petals eavesdrop
i used the wrong turd
my mental hygiene has been rotten and stirred
Abuse in the picture frame
rice-a-roni blame...

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^this one hit me so ironically. *Giant size* Life*
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She is JUST like Lies by Jen. They always talk about how they need to 'treat' themselves, or need just a little treat, etc. No, you lost the privilege of treats hundreds of pounds ago. 100 Grand bars shouldn't be on her menu until she loses 400 pounds.
 
fvckm3 dijo:
did she really just kiss a jar of pickles?
:?::eli2:
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why is this so bizarre to me

also her food choices are like visual poetry

Ver archivo adjunto 1531144
rain and petals eavesdrop
i used the wrong turd
my mental hygiene has been rotten and stirred
Abuse in the picture frame
rice-a-roni blame...

Ver archivo adjunto 1531148
^this one hit me so ironically. *Giant size* Life*
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Is the rice-a-roni for her late night “snack”? I’m guessing that the soda, candy bars, instant rice and instant potatoes are for when the binge monster attacks? I’m still surprised that she’s alive with all the abuse she has put her body through.
 
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