🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[The Real SVP]

Dance, fat monkey. Dance.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Holy fuck he's going full Guntney Spears.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Man the Shaved Bald Arc will really set up the Child Support Arc nicely

 

[High Tea]

He's drinking a bucket of booze now isn't he?

 

[Vetti]

Holy fuck he's going full Guntney Spears.

He's gonna attack Mersh's shitty BMW with an umbrella next time he leaves the state.

 

[Sammich]

couple hundred bucks to shave your head isn't a bad play. Let's see him fuck it up somehow though.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Just a notch below Shoenice (who ate dog shit) in terms of being a dancing monkey online

 

[Burd Turglar]

I legit think the people that pay for it are autistic "trust fund" kids. Trust fund might be a stretch, but there's NO FUCKING WAY that some of these people are donating as much as they do without someone else paying for it because when they call in/superchat, it's nothing but pure spergery.

Trust fund is being quite generous but I agree. There's no way these are people who legit work for their money. I honestly suspect a significant portion of those who still donate are probably tug boaters and/or living with and bankrolled by their parents.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph, here is how you shave your own head, including the back:

1. Don't be fat
2. Don't be retarded
3. Don't have T-Rex arms
4. Oh and it helps to not be drunk or tripping on benzos

Don't listen to him Ralph, you're going to look badass.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Trust fund is being quite generous but I agree. There's no way these are people who legit work for their money. I honestly suspect a significant portion of those who still donate are probably tug boaters and/or living with and bankrolled by their parents.

Ostensibly, the government is giving Ethan Ralph welfare via autistic people.

 

[UnKillFill]

He's looking for a guard for his clippers, but he needs a gunt guard

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Mundane Matt should call in to laugh at Ralph.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Yeah see there's a giant 'C' carved in it for "Chad".

I can't remember if anyone pointed out that he looks like drunk Charlie Brown, but he looks like drunk Charlie Brown.

Now how do we get him a yellow shirt?

 

[Glade Candles]

Ralph taking extra time to "find the clippers" is a great excuse to drink and re-medicate while the camera's off.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Next Killstream: Ralph jumps over a shark on water skis.

 

[Vetti]

Did you fuckers just see him swing his tits?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

He's hiding his pain at the fat jokes with extreme laughter. That and he's probably three maker marks in

 

[Captain Cringe]

he's looking desaturated up top

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

With his baby on the way, he does need those Ninjets.

 

[High Tea]

Don't tell me he's trying to squirm out of this.