🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

God this faggot is so boring.

 

[Glycine]

"don't film a sex tape"

"Ralph fucked up"

"Ralph needs to work out and stop drinking"

Gator is saying the same shit he said last year. I'm turning this faggot off.

 

[Vetti]

Gator unsure if ralph was behind it. He's being very careful not to say he sent it even setting up with "never make a sex tape guise" new narrative coming "ralph made the sextape but he wuz hacked guise!"

It was the group of Iranian super hackers known as "plate gang".

 

[Fougaro]

Honestly, I thought the same of Ralph himself. How can you be so large, but have such a high voice..? I figured there'd be some sort of Marlon Brando effect happening.

I might be wrong but I remember a reading a study that suggest an increase in estrogen among morbidly obese people. Would explain a lot if true.

Also I haven't seen you online for so long welcome back (I'm probably just in the wrong boards)

I was busy.

 

[DickMain]

"None of this internet shit matters at the end of the day, you turn it off, you go outside{...}"

Gaytor, my guy, did I not tune into a Ralph stream

I might be wrong but I remember a reading a study that suggest an increase in estrogen among morbidly obese people. Would explain a lot if true.

I was busy.

Nah, that's an actual thing that does happen in the body. Decrease in activity and poor nutrition overall can cause less testosterone to be produced, and some part of all of the effects that has can cause the conversion of lots of other things I've forgotten into estrogen in the male body (males do produce it in small amounts). Man-tits are one of the bigger things you see as a result of that. I had concerns about it myself and did some quick reading on it a while back, but, everything I've read basically comes down to 'exercise a little and eat better/less'.

 

[Noproblemo]

>Gaytur talking about going outside
Ok buddy

 

[A Logging Company]

I don't think Ralph is going to appreciate Gaytor trying to be his public life coach. His ego can't handle this.

 

[MoeChotto]

Gator: "Just focus on the show. And that is my recipe for success."

Gator trying to tell @theralph how to be healthy and successful is a riot

 

[ClipBitch]

This is exactly how Gator handled the pillstream. Pass.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Gator unsure if ralph was behind it. He's being very careful not to say he sent it even setting up with "never make a sex tape guise" new narrative coming "ralph made the sextape but he wuz hacked guise!"

Ralph just needs to stop drinking and lose weight. Basically he just needs to quit being Ralph.

"Ralph needs to focus on the program."

No, you fucking sped. He needs to quit the program and go get treatment and a part time job.

 

[High Tea]

All this advice Gator should use on himself

 

[Unog]

Will Gator do the ultimate beta move and say he leaked the sex tape for his master?

That wouldn't even make sense. That'd be so unbelievably fucking dumb that I cannot entertain the thought that even Gator, or Ralph for that matter, would be that fucking stupid.

That would be Gator, saying that he used an account, that Ralph denied up and down he didn't own, that he and Dame said wasn't Ralph's and even at one point denied the very existence of, to leak a sex tape only Ralph would have had access to, otherwise it's openly admitting that Ralph sent that sex tape without Faith's consent, TO GATOR FOR SOME SICK FUCKING REASON.

"Hey Gaydur, I know you've been having a difficult time lately so here's me getting some flabby, clammy, pale ass that has the same cottage-cheese texture I imagine yours does. Hopefully you'll be able to make do with this for now... baby. " Like what the fuck?

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Shannon had a rational, mature and good take for the first time in his life! Good job.

 

[Vetti]

"You've got to be loyal to people".
So no, he isn't jumping ship.

 

[TERF respecter]

As expected he's just doing some mild disavowal and trying to bore everyone into not caring about the drama anymore.

 

[Crystal Golem]

LOL gator sweeping it up for himself "You got to be loyal"

 

[JiggerNew]

Gator talking about loyalty lmao

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Gator talking about loyalty lmao

He's not going to turn on someone when things get shitty. Like Ralph's hands did when he stuffed them up that young lady's arsehole.

 

[Sam Losco]

"You've got to be loyal to people" No Gator, not undying loyalty. That's where you're mistaken. Loyalty is one thing, undying loyalty is another and that is what you are giving to Ralph, one of the most undeserving people ever, undying loyalty. Ralph will take you down with him, on purpose.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Shannon is saying all this with such an absence of trepidation that I'm betting he got the go-ahead for this script from Ralph himself. The controlled chuckling, the measured statements, the minimum required mockery to put across the impression of being "in" on how bad it is.

Fully co-ordinated Guntguard PR.