🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[shapelesswaste]

Remember: "I don't want to get crushed by the gunt" is something faith actually decided to type out and send.

 

[Noproblemo]

Will Godwinson awaken from his coke fueled JRPG trance to comment? Will Surfer put together a feast to commemorate this momentous occasion? Is this next true Pillstream imminent?

So many questions!

Godwinson must return to lead the people to the land of Kino and Nectar. 6 million alawg accounts have already been flagged. The prophesized day of the harvest is here!

 

[Superman93]

Should I make a trash fire thread boys? Specifically to make it easier for newcomers?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I've been up like 27 hours and I can't look away lol.

Get some sleep before the show tomorrow I have a feeling you're going to want o be bright and sharp for this one.
EDIT:
Ralph gavealcohol to Faith confirmed. Ralph provided alcohol to a minor!

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

RALPH NOOO, cucked hahaha

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph supplying alcohol to a minor!

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph confirmed to be giving Faith alcohol. They even had a chat about it. Proof might exist.

 

[Festivus]

I'm actually crying laughing after hearing "I'd kick his ass" and "Yeah he was giving her alcohol". Oh my god...

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I didn't think I would see someone more pathetic then boogie after Frank bullied him but here we are.

 

[Disheveled Human]

This is what The Lemon exchange looks like when converting it to your GF's ex's weed.

 

[Vetti]

I love this thread.

 

[Freeman]

The Gunt Guard are suspiciously quiet tonight.

 

[Carrion]

JUSTICE JARBO

 

[Julay-chan]

If this guy has proof that Ralph gave Faith alcohol, Gunty may go to jail.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I didn't think I would see someone more pathetic then boogie after Frank bullied him but here we are.

There were points during the brutalizing of Boogie where Ethan had a curious look on his fce, a look like "Could this be me?" but then he'd start laughing because he loves cruelty.

 

[Dubious Dubu]

The best boulder-versary a guntleman could ever ask for!

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

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Faith is coming home!!

Take it away, Brad.

https://youtu.be/E8pJ5XEmGfE?t=03m54s

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

RIP Ralph
You got cucked by a meth head and paid for his drugs JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

 

[BrainProlapse]

Legit surprised the stream is still up. They have to be flagging this so fucking hard.

 

[Least Concern]

I'm so confused. If you're going to lie about dating/screwing someone, why would you lie about dating/screwing a 5/10 mental case of a teenager? Why not at least go for a 7/10 mostly sane college coed?

And if Fai wasn't really dating Ralph, then why was she with Ralph so much? They made those videos and pictures together and she did that stupid poster… If it wasn't PP touches, then what was Ralph really getting out of it? What was Fai getting out of it? Just booze and Xannies?

And the implications of Ralph possibly grooming this kid were bad, but apparently now she was actually groomed by a drug dealer. Not sure that's a step up. What did that girl do for free crystal?