🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[GameDevAnon]

It just brings me memories of my childhood

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[Unog]

Holy shit. For a split second I thought you edited Shoenice into the studio but that's actually him.

Jesus fucking Christ I think that's simultaneously funnier, and meaner, than any insult in the 1667 and a half pages preceding it. Well done, damn near put me in the hospital with that one.

 

[Lammy]

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Same facial expression???
Same personality???????
Same person?????????????

 

[Glade Candles]

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[Perspicacity]

My Goodness Rich Evans has let himself go.

Rich Evans is an Adonis in comparison, shut your mouth.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

It just brings me memories of my childhood

Me too! HIT THE SOUNDBOARD GAYTOR!

 

[Gaydurr]

"Perhaps if I shave off my beard I won't look like a 48 year old hobo with untreated HIV and people will stop calling me a pedophile!"

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

 

[Disheveled Human]

The best part is he shaved it off so he is fucked for at least 2 weeks. He looks really bad and im not saying that as an a-log but from one human being to another.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Man i miss the simpsiracy thread. It was so fun to shitpost in and it was always bumping with a lot of people who where new to IF.

I miss that guy. Someone start badmouthing Nick so he comes back to defend him please.

 

[Unog]

Same energy

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

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Same energy

So was this Ralph’s big brain maneuver? “I gawd it, Gaydur! I’ll shave m’ face! That’ll teach dem aylawgs!”

 

[GameDevAnon]

The best part is he shaved it off so he is fucked for at least 2 weeks. He looks really bad and im not saying that as an a-log but from one human being to another.

What's even funnier is that he's going to have to go No Camera for at least all of next week because of how bad he looks, and we're all going to know WHY the camera isn't working next week.

OR

Now that he's read this, he's going to double down and suffer through it on camera to avoid giving in to the a-logs, which will make us laugh even harder.

It's a win-win for us.

 

[Disheveled Human]

You know you fucked up when Donald Trumps hair looks better. Looks like he glued a dead squirrel on his head.

 

[Julay-chan]

You know you fucked up when Donald Trumps hair looks better. Looks like he glued a dead squirrel on his head.

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Or a dead weasel, perhaps.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

 

[johnisdeer]

The webcam was a mistake.
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Kinda spooky how much he looks like shoenice here, Maybe if we are lucky we will see gunty go down the same path.

 

[Unog]

You know you fucked up when Donald Trumps hair looks better. Looks like he glued a dead squirrel on his head.

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Reminded me of a joke from 300 pages back, still relevant.

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I dont understand how you end up with hair like this without walking into greatclips or whatever and asking with complete sincerity for The Charlie Brown.

Seriously dude going fucking bald would be better at this point, holy shit. It looks like a fucking toupée.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Ralph's drooping jowls are jealous of all the attention the gunt got and have decided that they too want to be known

Also FaiFai's probably getting plowed by Meth Boyhfried atm

 

[The Soaker]

So was this Ralph’s big brain maneuver? “I gawd it, Gaydur! I’ll shave m’ face! That’ll teach dem aylawgs!”

He's trying to clean up for meeting The Vickers proper.