💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[EI 903]

I thought so too but I just can't rule out that he's really not that great at art

Yeah, the physique looks more female than Norse God, but I have a hard time believing that he would draw a chick getting choked out. Depriving women of air doesn't fit his MO at all.

 

[Positron]

30 something years old, whining about not getting enough Christmas presents.

Did Dobby's parents ever teach him anything at all?

 

[Gensdupays]

Did Dobby's parents ever teach him anything at all?

Probably how to nurture a victim complex.

 

[MayMay]

Probably how to nurture a victim complex.

Nah they just say they have no son and have a strange fear of balloons...

 

[vertexwindi]

is dobby trying to make an NES game?
is he getting into game making?
is his hair colored yet?

Dobson actively working? Ha.

I am kind of tempted to send an e-mail saying I'm a huge fan of his and would like to make his ideal game if he draws/comes up with ideas for gameplay, setting/etc.

 

[JU 199]

Because dobson cares

 

[Professor Iris]

...this guy's supposed to be a professional, right? As in he has a degree and all of that?

He should be leagues above most in that case, and yet he's doing amateurish mistakes like this.

 

[Jared]

You know what I like about Kojima's games? The butts on the men in his newer games are so perfectly sculpted, ooh I could spend hours playing as Snake.

I mean wait shit
Kojima stop being creepy and making that figuring that I'm sure hasn't been outsourced in any way and is entirely your fault
KOJIIIMAAAAAA I'VE NEVER PLAYED YOUR GAMES AND I'M JUDGING YOU BASED ON THINGS I READ ON TUMBLR

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

30 something years old, whining about not getting enough Christmas presents.

Good lord. I'm at the point where Christmas presents are almost an inconvenience and this jackass pitches a fit because he doesn't get more? Oy gevalt.

 

[chimpburgers]

Spoiler: Dobby modified one of his comics to comment on the Kojima thing

 

[MayMay]

OKAY we've hit it, a new fucking low for laziness, recycling already shitty no-effort content!

Holy shit give this man all your money, he clearly didn't even put five minutes into this!

 

[Gensdupays]

So Dobby doesn't find it sexist?

 

[Positron]

He's signal boosting for Kojima.

 

[Overcast]

Good lord. I'm at the point where Christmas presents are almost an inconvenience and this jackass pitches a fit because he doesn't get more? Oy gevalt.

Weird, I'm kinda developing a similar mindset about presents myself. Now, if I want something, I'd just get it myself.

Back on topic, for a second there, I thought that someone else modified the comic. But no, Dobby is actually that lazy.

 

[Ruin]

Yea its not like Quiet dresses like that because she's an assassin who works in the desert and relies on optical camouflage. It's gotta be because an evil cis man forced her to wear it.

 

[Atlas 95]

Yea its not like Quiet dresses like that because she's an assassin who works in the desert and relies on optical camouflage. It's gotta be because an evil cis man forced her to wear it.

Hilariously enough, if you watch the trailers, when Quiet is captured by the Soviets they force her to wear clothes, and its implied that's what makes her weak enough to be controlled
So its literal stripping for empowerment, which you'd think Dobson would be behind

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yea its not like Quiet dresses like that because she's an assassin who works in the desert and relies on optical camouflage. It's gotta be because an evil cis man forced her to wear it.

i need to find the tumblr post that explains that lara croft dresses the way she does for a good reason.
but yeah, there just might a good reason quiet dresses like that.
and hell, you know, sometimes a woman wants to look sexy. who are these shit faces to say what a woman can and can't do?
it's almost as if these pricks are full of muh soggy knees.

 

[tepid]

One of the things I've found interesting about people criticising Quiet is that she's actually played by a real woman. Stefanie Joosten's been 3D scanned and motion captured to play the character and has clearly been working closely with Konami/Kojima on the game. I mean it's not like it's just the fantasy of a tubby bald guy sketched down onto copy paper, his sweaty palms struggling to control the pencil with no woman being involved in the process at all.

So doesn't this start to push into the sphere of slut shaming.

 

[Atlas 95]

One of the things I've found interesting about people criticising Quiet is that she's actually played by a real woman. Stefanie Joosten's been 3D scanned and motion captured to play the character and has clearly been working closely with Konami/Kojima on the game. I mean it's not like it's just the fantasy of a tubby bald guy sketched down onto copy paper, his sweaty palms struggling to control the pencil with no woman being involved in the process at all.

So doesn't this start to push into the sphere of slut shaming.

That would involve actually researching the background of what's going on here, much easier to just see a few pictures and invent your own dialogue of misogyny.
It's like the complaints pointed at Bayonetta, they always ignore or forget that she was designed by a woman

 

[Meowthkip]

I ain't even played MGS and I know ridiculous shit is business as usual in that series, including an outfit like Quiet's. Besides, Quiet's titties ain't got nothin' on Snake's ass.

Of course, Dobson hates fun, but we already knew this.