🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Crystal Golem]

That movie looks amazing, I've gotta check it out thanks for telling me about it.

Actually now that I think about it it's pretty much kiwi farms the movie.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

I'm sure Ralph's daughter loves how the gunt gaurds are acting like she's a walking sex toy.

Yeah! She also makes chicken sandwitches (straight from the can).

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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how long until the dad gets a thread?

Who even answers a question like this?

Boy @theralph I sure fo wish I took my wifes Family and just shoved them directly into an autistic spot light online where your own random weirdo fans are digging into your own GFs business.

Why blame it on the Farms when you can just ask your audience instead?

This wont blow the fuck up spectacularly in your face in the long run at all. Nope.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Hey incels, Ralph is winning! He’s winning so hard that he’s talking shit on the internet to people. I’d love to see his fat manlet ass say that stuff to Marvelous Matthew’s face.
Also, Dick is a sexual predator too

 

[Lemmingwise]

I'm sure Ralph's daughter loves how the gunt gaurds are acting like she's a walking sex toy.

If she had self respect would she be with him?

 

[Marvel Cinematic Universe]

tbh I think Nick will just as a symbolic effort to not look like a kike to all the viewers they share. I would agree with you but Nick spent 6 fucking hours jerking off Dax while Drexel watched from the corner

Rekieta is too good at the grift to touch this with a 10 foot pole. He is also notably a father and would likely sympathize with Vickers. The 'AHM FUCKIN YER DAUGHTER' line is so viscerally disgusting, so trashy, that it would immediately turn anyone with kids against Ralph.

Dax (and thus Ralph) explicitly have stated they will never be parents as they are too chad and alpha to pass on their genetic legacy to another generation.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I hope he enjoys reading superchats asking how he'd feel if Ralph pursued his daughters.

Let's be honest he'll love it. Nick would sell his daughters to his viewers if their superchat was high enough.

 

[Troon Carey]

Rekieta has 3 daughters, he's likely viscerally repulsed by the Gunt.

doubtf

Rekieta is too good at the grift to touch this with a 10 foot pole. He is also notably a father and would likely sympathize with Vickers. The 'AHM FUCKIN YER DAUGHTER' line is so viscerally disgusting, so trashy, that it would immediately turn anyone with kids against Ralph.

Dax (and thus Ralph) explicitly have stated they will never be parents as they are too chad and alpha to pass on their genetic legacy to another generation.

you know, I actually kinda dig what you're saying. Hopefully Rekieta disavows the greasy faggot publicly if confronted and doesn't use the bullshit line of how "look guys ethan never did nuffin to me!!"

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Rekieta has 3 daughters, he's likely viscerally repulsed by the Gunt.

Rekieta is too good at the grift to touch this with a 10 foot pole. He is also notably a father and would likely sympathize with Vickers. The 'AHM FUCKIN YER DAUGHTER' line is so viscerally disgusting, so trashy, that it would immediately turn anyone with kids against Ralph.

Dax (and thus Ralph) explicitly have stated they will never be parents as they are too chad and alpha to pass on their genetic legacy to another generation.

Drexel sat there one time talking about he fucked his dear friend's 18 year old daughter and did all kinds of wild fetish shit with her. The mom caught them due to some fucked up iOS wizardry and it broke her heart; he was talking about how he told the mom it was better the girl did the weird fetish shit with him a trusted person than with a stranger. And Rekieta did not react at all. Rekieta will say things like "Well, we've been friends since we were kids and we've led different lives", but deep down he has to wonder if Drexel would pull that shit on his own kids when they're old enough.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Also, Dick is a sexual predator too

Dick did say he wants to fuck underage girls. He believes that everybody secretly does and that's why they have to make it illegal. I'm not gonna re-watch the killstream with onision to find that line, but if anybody wants the proof that's where you'll find it.

 

[TheBeanz]

he's clearly a normal guy

Well fuck, I'm going to take my earlier take on the dad back

 

[3 Times Faster]

I have to say this fucking repulsive, I gagged violently just from reading it.

The absolute state of the Gunt Guard; taking a break from the lemon plantation to defend Massa Ralph's honour and prove how much of a subhuman he truly is.

 

[Never knows best]

Is this the 'southern charm' ralph is supposed to exhibit? I honestly can't tell if the 'sir!' at the end of every statement is genuine effort or satire at this point.

Aren't southerners not too fond of saying shit like this (even the white trash?)

Another thing, I think Rekieta won't have an issue with this, they're all part of that degenerate libertarian crowd after all

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Didn't his spiraling during the Pillstream only stop after Jim made a clip of Ralph's greatest shits during that time and play it on one of his streams? Now that Daddy Dick cosigned this, only Father James can prevent him from further embarrassment.

C'mon Jim, think about it. Would you let some alcoholic tub of lard in his mid-thirties date your Elliot Rodgettes and talk shit to you?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

You guys give the Godfather of the weeb wars too much credit, he could say that jumping off a cliff could own funimation and his capos would fling them selves off. He follows the money

 

[Ghaleon]

The Guntguards have no fucking bottom, do they? He just threatened Ralph with a lawsuit, nice.

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What's with this guy's creepy sexual fixation with his daughter? Why does he care who she is fucking so much? Why is he thinking that much about her vagina??

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Mr. Vickers is having an all-out Twitter war with The Gunt threatening a defamation lawsuit over claims he hit Faith. What's funny about all this is that it's another example of Ralph talking himself into a fight he could have avoided.

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/with_replies
https://archive.vn/jhB7H

Spoiler: Big image

 

[Marvel Cinematic Universe]

Drexel sat there one time talking about he fucked his dear friend's 18 year old daughter and did all kinds of wild fetish shit with her. The mom caught them due to some fucked up iOS wizardry and it broke her heart; he was talking about how he told the mom it was better the girl did the weird fetish shit with him a trusted person than with a stranger. And Rekieta did not react at all. Rekieta will say things like "Well, we've been friends since we were kids and we've led different lives", but deep down he has to wonder if Drexel would pull that shit on his own kids when they're old enough.

I remember that bit. I think Nick had no reaction as the story is bullshit. Drexel is a dimwitted nigger and constantly muhdiks about fantastical sexual conquests, something Nick has probably heard for years. Nothing Drexel says phases him.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Drexel sat there one time talking about he fucked his dear friend's 18 year old daughter and did all kinds of wild fetish shit with her. The mom caught them due to some fucked up iOS wizardry and it broke her heart; he was talking about how he told the mom it was better the girl did the weird fetish shit with him a trusted person than with a stranger. And Rekieta did not react at all. Rekieta will say things like "Well, we've been friends since we were kids and we've led different lives", but deep down he has to wonder if Drexel would pull that shit on his own kids when they're old enough.

That's an interesting point, but people don't hate Drexel like they do Ralph. I don't think Nick has even mentioned Ralph in months but now would be a real bad time to bring his dumb ass up now.

Maybe it's just me, but personally, I think it would be an awful fucking idea to do anything but give a very bland, "This isn't my business, I recommend all parties contact a lawyer in terms of legal advice".

If he does something else though, I never have a problem watching more fuel getting dumped onto the ole dumpster fire.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

What's with this guy's creepy sexual fixation with his daughter? Why does he care who she is fucking so much? Why is he thinking that much about her vagina??

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