🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Nigella]

I feel bad for Ralph now, leave him alone, he might commit suicide

Ralph and Dax have so much in common. Like a small penis.

Ralph and Dax have so *little in common. Like a small penis.

 

[Vetti]

I vote for Rand, He at least has the Aussie shitposter shtick down pat.


Nah, their heads are not confusingly shaped like eggs.

At the end of last night's show, Ralph said him and Rand would probably discuss this drama during their watching of Dread so I doubt he'll flip anytime soon.

 

[soy_king]

Germans don't pretend to be Austrian when traveling internationally so people treat them better

In the words of Billy Wilder, "the Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian." Germany, not Austria, is the one paying out reparations, and the analogy doesn't need to be exact for it to still be accurate.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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Fucking DJ Otzi. I imagine he's pretty glad to be in the same club as Hitler and Kraut.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Oh god allmighty, he is looking more and more like an even more redneck Boogie but just as retarded. Why would you flaunt yourself on camera when you look like the Oceanic Preservation Society is fighting for your right to live?

Even the whole format of the show is taking a dive to the bottom of the bottle just like him.

I've always kinda respected the fact that he had enough self-awareness not to appear on camera.
I was wrong.

 

[Nigella]

This reminds me of one of those recreations of proto-humans you find in a museum

 

[Vetti]

Mozart has many similarities to the Gunt, the creeping of the man and the appearance of the dog.

Flinging shit for fun too.

 

[TheBeanz]

Fucking DJ Otzi

That's a proper blast from the past. Haven't heard of him in years!

Plus, i'm fairly certain Kraut was from Bayern

I think he was, rural Bayern too. I think he talked about it in one of his anti-alt-right videos where he bigged up a whole 'trad-Christian' upbringing, using German names for shit, chatting about cleaning grandpa's Kar98 for neo-nazi cred (I guess?).

Edit: I think his whole point was 'I had the sort of upbringing you guys idolise, but I still think your POV is stupid'

 

[byuu]

I think he was, rural Bayern too. I think he talked about it in one of his anti-alt-right videos where he bigged up a whole 'trad-Christian' upbringing, using German names for shit for neo-nazi cred (I guess?).

No, he's from Austria. Even his mom got doxed, and she's a local politician in some tiny Austrian town.

 

[nyess]

There hasn't been much commotion on the gunt end of things, which probably means he's still sleeping off his booze induced coma

 

[Sam Losco]

Like Josh said in an earlier statement which I wholeheartedly agree with, Ralph is trying to create a legitimate podcast. He wants to step it up to the next level and pivot closer to the center/center right no F-slurs allowed ect.. The camera the half assed setup to make it appear its a studio setup so he can get onto one of those podcast platforms that will pay out money. No doubt all these little additions are coming from Dicks guidance.

To me its clear Dick is taking Ralph on by being a mentor of sorts to get Ralph off the ground and making the Killstream a semi-legitimized operation that could in theory be monetized and accepted into the normie sphere. This however is unlikely because of how many people wish to see Ralph crash and burn so every potential opportunity he gets will be dashed by the hate mob sending clips to potential companies whom may consider hosting his content under a contract scenario.

He's a fool if he thinks he can do that with the "Killstream". There is way too much dirt associated with that name. If he wants to pivot to a legit podcast, he's going to have to abort the Killstream himself and start fresh with a new show with a new name. He might even want to think about using a new name for himself. Searching for Ethan Ralph instantly comes back to the same dirt as the Killstream. Plus, if he's trying to be Lil' Dick, then it makes even more sense to use a false name. Dick Masterson isn't really Dick Masterson.

 

[Laura Loomer]

He's a fool if he thinks he can do that with the "Killstream". There is way too much dirt associated with that name. If he wants to pivot to a legit podcast, he's going to have to abort the Killstream himself and start fresh with a new show with a new name. He might even want to think about using a new name for himself. Searching for Ethan Ralph instantly comes back to the same dirt as the Killstream. Plus, if he's trying to be Lil' Dick, then it makes even more sense to use a false name. Dick Masterson isn't really Dick Masterson.

He is never going to risk giving up the few paypiggies he has left. And even if he did that dolphin laugh will not keep him hidden for long.

 

[Zeva_Adom]

Austria for all intents and purposes is Germany's Canada, and should be included under the moniker of Germany, as are the Swiss-speaking Germans. Plus, i'm fairly certain Kraut was from Bayern and completed German national service. I may be wrong, I'm not fully versed on the finer aspects of his lore.

No, Kraut is from Lower Austria and has been living in Vienna for some time.
He seems to have moved back though.
His mom is the mayor of a small town in L.A.

Edit: https://www.spoe.at/personen/bettina-lancaster/
Krauts Mom made it into the parliament. Nice one.

 

[Sammich]

@Sammich Is it true you had an account on Reddit talking about tranny sex in a bathroom and possibly being gay or is Ralph lying/talking about a different Sammich?

I had a reddit post about a time I visited San Francisco and got talked into going to a gay bay for the hell of it. The girl i was visiting thought it would be funny for a hick like myself to go to a gay bar, and It was pretty funny.
How the fuck he got tranny sex in the bathroom is beyond me, probably some projection if i'm honest.

 

[Unog]

He's a fool if he thinks he can do that with the "Killstream". There is way too much dirt associated with that name. If he wants to pivot to a legit podcast, he's going to have to abort the Killstream himself and start fresh with a new show with a new name. He might even want to think about using a new name for himself. Searching for Ethan Ralph instantly comes back to the same dirt as the Killstream.

He tried to rebrand as "The Ralph Retort LIVE". It didn't go so well.

If he completely tried to distance himself from the show's past, his paypigs would revolt.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Not to trash-talk Jawsh, but why do people who need Internet friends think a guy who runs a neutral website for discussing online retards is going to have any sort of loyalties? "That guy I talked to on the Internet is talking to people I don't like" sounds really fucking gay when you say it out loud.

It's because he has no meaningful attachments to the outside world offline. I mean, he's got his mom but if they didn't share the crackshack he wouldn't have anything to do with her. How many weeks was his father dead before he found out? Faith he met online, Ade he met online, Nora he met online. He doesn't have any real life experience or ties so it makes sense that he'd take the internet so seriously; it's all he has.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

First of all I want to APOLOGIZE for doubting Majestic Matt, and worse even, doubting the ability of PPP to put on a show.
Second, paypigs are dumb and feel a connection to the e-fatass they are throwing money, so if Ralph were to release a super secret bonus show where he simply says:
"The dectrators have ruined my life and I have to change my show's name so I can pay the bills again, the show will be the same it'll now just have a different, non-toxic name"
He'd not only lose no paypigs, they'd likely throw him extra money.

 

[IAMAPHATPOS]

If anyone wants to see rand get btfo'd by zoom and bibble go to youtube and watch the video ear juice put up yesterday. So embarrassing for rand. It's really long but hopefully someone will time stamp it. Rant deleted it but he was not fast enough for ear juices magical fingers. It was so based. I really hope zoom comes back to help take down Ralph and co. Flam came back to Ralph's stream which is a direct violation of the deal he had with zoom. I know Josh and him dont get along but after Ralph now messing with josh's mom it would be nice if they could put their differences aside and work together to pick apart ralphs circle. I only watched the stream after I saw tea clip's tweet about what Ralph did. I really hope someone shows up to that restaurant where Ralph is goimg to and record Ralph running in fear. There must be some juggalos in DC. I really hope the juggalo make it their mission to take Ralph down as well. How funny that would be. Ralph attacked Josh over and over. Josh didn't even mess with him or Dax. Now that a loser who works for Dax kicked him out of their group chat because Dax is a pussy manlet and was too scared to ban Josh himself. Did they think that Josh would just end his life? They are mad that he is involved with PPP now which is their own fault. None of Ralph's circle knows how to hold each other accountable and instead they literally do everything that they've built their shows off disavowwing others for. Ralph can pretend everything is going to be fine just like he pretends his hair isn't receding but it's easy to see. Just like that gay tiny poof of hair that he tries to style. Ralph thinks he is untouchable but it's the farthest from the truth. His time is coming.... I would love to see gator, bibble and flam get some karma as well for rooting on Ralph's shit behavior such as bringing josh's mom into things. They're all complicate. May karma rain down on them all.

 

[MediocreMilt]

If anyone wants to see rand get btfo'd by zoom and bibble go to youtube and watch the video ear juice put up yesterday. So embarrassing for rand. It's really long but hopefully someone will time stamp it. Rant deleted it but he was not fast enough for ear juices magical fingers. It was so based. I really hope zoom comes back to help take down Ralph and co. Flam came back to Ralph's stream which is a direct violation of the deal he had with zoom. I know Josh and him dont get along but after Ralph now messing with josh's mom it would be nice if they could put their differences aside and work together to pick apart ralphs circle. I only watched the stream after I saw tea clip's tweet about what Ralph did. I really hope someone shows up to that restaurant where Ralph is goimg to and record Ralph running in fear. There must be some juggalos in DC. I really hope the juggalo make it their mission to take Ralph down as well. How funny that would be. Ralph attacked Josh over and over. Josh didn't even mess with him or Dax. Now that a loser who works for Dax kicked him out of their group chat because Dax is a pussy manlet and was too scared to ban Josh himself. Did they think that Josh would just end his life? They are mad that he is involved with PPP now which is their own fault. None of Ralph's circle knows how to hold each other accountable and instead they literally do everything that they've built their shows off disavowwing others for. Ralph can pretend everything is going to be fine just like he pretends his hair isn't receding but it's easy to see. Just like that gay tiny poof of hair that he tries to style. Ralph thinks he is untouchable but it's the farthest from the truth. His time is coming.... I would love to see gator, bibble and flam get some karma as well for rooting on Ralph's shit behavior such as bringing josh's mom into things. They're all complicate. May karma rain down on them all.

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[TheBeanz]

First of all I want to APOLOGIZE for doubting Majestic Matt, and worse even, doubting the ability of PPP to put on a show.
Second, paypigs are dumb and feel a connection to the e-fatass they are throwing money, so if Ralph were to release a super secret bonus show where he simply says:
"The dectrators have ruined my life and I have to change my show's name so I can pay the bills again, the show will be the same it'll now just have a different, non-toxic name"
He'd not only lose no paypigs, they'd likely throw him extra money.

Part of me wants to agree with you but the brand of TRR was always a 'hard right' sort of platform. I think if he rebranded and went further centre and all 'non-toxic' he'd lose most of the paypigs.

If anyone wants to see rand get btfo'd by zoom and bibble go to youtube and watch the video ear juice put up yesterday. So embarrassing for rand. It's really long but hopefully someone will time stamp it. Rant deleted it but he was not fast enough for ear juices magical fingers. It was so based. I really hope zoom comes back to help take down Ralph and co. Flam came back to Ralph's stream which is a direct violation of the deal he had with zoom. I know Josh and him dont get along but after Ralph now messing with josh's mom it would be nice if they could put their differences aside and work together to pick apart ralphs circle. I only watched the stream after I saw tea clip's tweet about what Ralph did. I really hope someone shows up to that restaurant where Ralph is goimg to and record Ralph running in fear. There must be some juggalos in DC. I really hope the juggalo make it their mission to take Ralph down as well. How funny that would be. Ralph attacked Josh over and over. Josh didn't even mess with him or Dax. Now that a loser who works for Dax kicked him out of their group chat because Dax is a pussy manlet and was too scared to ban Josh himself. Did they think that Josh would just end his life? They are mad that he is involved with PPP now which is their own fault. None of Ralph's circle knows how to hold each other accountable and instead they literally do everything that they've built their shows off disavowwing others for. Ralph can pretend everything is going to be fine just like he pretends his hair isn't receding but it's easy to see. Just like that gay tiny poof of hair that he tries to style. Ralph thinks he is untouchable but it's the farthest from the truth. His time is coming.... I would love to see gator, bibble and flam get some karma as well for rooting on Ralph's shit behavior such as bringing josh's mom into things. They're all complicate. May karma rain down on them all.

Nigga just use your enter key 4 times please