i'm home 07/19/20

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So if Amber's CSF leak doesn't heal on its own there is a procedure done called a blood patch to fix it. The doctor draws the patient's blood and injects it close to where the spinal tap/epidural was performed as a means to close the leak. Usually this is done with the patient laying down but in her case she will be on her side. She better hopes her CSF leak heals on its own or that is going to rip multiple stitches.
 
beautiful person dijo:
Found the nightgown
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$35 for a fucking table cloth???

Also, remind me why Kristine is here. To help get Amber to the bathroom? Hold Amber's gunt while Becky cleans her?

She's not even cooking for Amber, Amber still eating lollipops and her last grocery haul is proof enough. Kristine is there just to mooch and Amber sure as shit doesn't need an extra white trash to provide for while having to pay for her cancer treatment while having no insurance
 
Scrim dijo:
So if Amber's CSF leak doesn't heal on its own there is a procedure done called a blood patch to fix it. The doctor draws the patient's blood and injects it close to where the spinal tap/epidural was performed as a means to close the leak. Usually this is done with the patient laying down but in her case she will be on her side. She better hopes her CSF leak heals on its own or that is going to rip multiple stitches.
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She would also need to lay down on a table to get a CT scan to see if it’s bad enough to need.
 
minor sperg but those shots in the gunt suck. but they're important. knowing her, she's going to fuck it up.

the evil part of me hopes she fucks up and gets gangrene or something, but the nicer side of me hopes she sticks around to give us more to laugh at for ages to come
 
Her new blanket is the same color as The Bra. Beautiful dingy tones. Guest bedroom or guest bedroom area? Wtf is that? Amber will fit into those new nightgowns next week. Don't fret. Cracks me up every time she smacks her lips. That shit is funny. I hope we get a compilation of Morphinelynn.
 
I'm surprised she's back from the hospital so soon. Especially for someone her size and in her condition. Maybe it was an insurance or COVID thing? I mean, I don't doubt that she had an operation (gimme my crow), but I can't see how she was medically up to it to the point of the doctors signing her off. Last medical operation I had was abdominal and I had to walk around the halls to prove that I was fine, among other things. Amber can barely walk on her best days. She's probably going to end up in the hospital again soon for an infection or blood clot. Again, her hygiene is shitty on her best days. Throw operation wounds in the mix...

BTW, those Woman Within nightgowns go up to 7X/46-48W, which is a 75 inch bust, 69 inch waist, and 77 inch hip in the brand's sizing. To be fair, Woman Within is sized extremely generously, even by plus size standards (a 28W is often a 4X in something like Torrid, par exemple). Still horrifying to picture a 77 inch hip.

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MuuMuulynn and the Recliner of Death will be released just in time for Halloween 2020. If FatAl thinks that incision is gonna be mostly healed in 6 weeks she's gonna be in for a surprise. Miss Everlasting Cat Scratch'll be lucky if the damn thing ever heals. Looks like shes getting along with those pain meds pretty well; though she should still keep one piggy eye on Methma...
 
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29 years old and she needs two shots of blood thinners every day post-surgery? wow
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Usually the only people who need blood thinners post surgery is the Elderly or gravely ill, most people Ambers age would just need compression stockings and leg compression/massager that inflates.
This is how much of a horrible state her body is in.
 
This bitch is way too resilient. It’s the fifth time we thought she would die for sure, and yet here she is, eating takeout orange chicken and still wasting the earth’s natural resources. Imagine how strong she would have been if she wasn’t such a massive human whale, probably a triathlon athlete, a professional wrestler, or at least a productive member of society.
 
Okay those shots suck, I don't know why but they hurt worse than other shots. Bitch gets two lol.

I'm waiting for the infection because becky doesn't clean herself let alone another human being.
 
Her next vlogs are going to be extra boring, it's going to be like the beginning of this year where she did nothing but sitdown videos of her rambling about what she wants to do in life with the occasional mukbang here and there, except this time she'll fake cry about the things she wants to do but can't because of her cancer/recovery

The only interesting thing will be her inevitable stitch burst and infection but that's about it

Her PET and MRI scan won't happen anytime soon since she needs to lose 100 lbs for that
 
Heparin injections up to twice a day post major surgery like abdominal surgery is normal for everyone since you can’t get up and move around as much, it’s to prevent blood clots. This is not a deathfat specific treatment.
 
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