Fighting for my life 06/06/20 - Amberlynn will soon be seeing her mother, for the first time in 12 years

Amber aint never fought for SHIT. From what I got out of this, she's doing exactly what we expected. Pretending she doesnt have a problem, and desperately seeking out a responsible adult to make everything better. It's that toddler brain behavior that just never went away.

Amber is going to die. if not late this year then next year, and it's 100% going to be her own damn fault.
 
Yeah ok the cancer is a complete lie. This moron obviously did not understand what was said to her and jumped as soon as she heard the word cancer. Fat Amber is an idiot and now she has lied herself into a corner once again. Should be funny to watch.
 
Did anyone find ALR uncharacteristically poised in this video? I don't mean the content of what she was saying (she still said the usual martyr-lynn shit) but I mean how she was saying it? No lip-smacking, rapid topic changes, etc. It's like she took some Vyvanse or Xanax before filming.
 
It's like she took some Vyvanse or Xanax before filming.

It wouldn't be surprising. Doctors were shockingly free passing out benzos after a hard diagnosis in my family - and not just to him but to immediate relatives. Also in Bumfuckistan USA. Can definitely see our gorl getting the good shit right off the bat - not like they're going to worry about long lasting liver damage or whatever at this point!
 
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Read up on uterine cancer and it indicates it's stage 2 when you pee fire (or when it moves to the other organs.) Hasn't she had bladder issues too? She got really boring around that time so I didn't really pay attention.

I voted Oct 2020 in the death cab for fattie thread. Is a little over 3 months all the cancer needs to take her out if she doesn't confirm?

Her latest video still has me skeptical. She could be really bad off but also not dying bad off. Milking it while she can. She's always played everything up so why not go hardcore with this.

She's going to probably just die in that house, surrounded by people who helped kill her.
 
This video wasn't what I was expecting. She found out two days ago that she has cancer and she doesn't even know what stage it is, which I imagine would be even more upsetting. It seems like she's over it already, I'm really not sure what to make of this.

Of course people deal with things differently, I wouldn't be surprised if she were somewhat in denial, especially considering that she's always been in denial about her health. I find it odd that she keeps saying that she basically wants to continue her life like she doesn't have cancer. Ok, that's actually really fucking bizarre and it leads me to believe that she isn't being totally honest.

I can definitely see people telling her their own uterine cancer stories and that they're cancer free and she's gonna survive this, etc etc And Amber totally buying into it because that's what she wants to hear and end of story.

Still no mention of the sleep apnea even though she complained about hardly getting any sleep. Also no talk about her plans to lose the hundreds of pounds that she desperately needs to.

One things for sure, she's still capable of being a manipulative bitch. She turned people not wanting her shitty, prerecorded videos into her not wanting to quit YouTube. That doesn't even make sense. Was that a threat? Watch my shitty videos or else! I don't trust a pathological liar.
 
I think I've said this in the BP chat so I'll just repeat it here:

Here is what I think the deal is; knowing the way ALR and people like her think, I assume that what actually happened was the doctor telling her something along the lines of "we found a small cancerous growth on your uterus, it is totally treatable and curable we just need you to lose weight so we can operate on you"
But Amber being Amber and having selective hearing, what she heard was "you have stage 4 uterine cancer and a few months left to live. Soon you will be a dainty bald gangly chemo spoonie"

All in all it's going to be very funny when her estranged mother travels all across the country to see what she thinks is her dying cancer warrior daughter only to find out she greatly exaggerated shit and expects her to stay to replace the thumb butler
 
I knew this would happen, I knew it!

“I don’t want cancer to ruin my life more than it already has”

Gorl is going to be milking this for the rest of her life. She only just found out she’s got cancer and she’s already saying shit like this, acting like cancer is the least and the only problem of hers. Damn you, beast. Has she forgotten she’s been morbidly obese all her life? Amber, you’re still huge, you’ve still got sleep apnea, you can barely walk, you can’t wipe your own ass, you have fallen under the shower previously, your fupa is out of control, and those are only some of your worries. Your life quality was never hight, and it’s not because of big C. Things are only going to go downhill from here. Just wait for those medical bills to start piling up. This is going to be glorious.

“I never thought I would be in this position, ever”

There, that’s the delusion kicking in. As awful as cancer is, she should be glad it’s only pussy cancer, it could have been a lot worse for her. But as expected, she really thought she could neglect her health for all those years and not face and consequences.

HEALTHY BUT BIG
 
She legitimately looks like a sow in that thumbnail, like reaching Slaton levels of fat induced blindness. "Fighting for my life" okay, yeah, sure, cancer patients where it isn't an "oh you have a cancerous tumor let's cut it out okay done" do tend to "fight for their lives" but goddamn it you dense bitch, your body has been "fighting for its life" with every 50 lbs you pack on to your grossly malformed body with your shrivelled fat choked organs doing everything they can to keep you breathing until morning, but since you were always "hulthy, just biiiggg", of course this is the moment you think you're "fighting for your life". The audacity of this bitch never fails to astound me. You could have been fucking dead 600 times over in the past two years, the fuck are you talking about?

ETA: I know I'm optimistic (cuz she's dense as hell but also very manipulative) but if this all turns out to be a narc powermove to procure shekels and force herself into relevancy against Chantal I'm not gonna lie, I will be DAMN impressed.
 
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While having cancer doesn't mean you're never allowed to smile ever again, I wonder how much of this video is Amber realizing how powerful the cancer card is for getting attention. If she was already baiting viewers with scant updates on her health issues as she glibly acted like nothing was wrong, what does this mean for how she'll treat her viewers regarding info about her cancer?
 
Two hours in between finding out and filming? Jesus. She really relies on the attention from strangers.

The grime in her hair has literally taken the paint off the windowsill on her side of the bed.

I wonder if her mum will make an appearance in a video?
 
I'm not surprised that she sounds so pleased with herself.

Her comment section has never been more positive, nobody calls her out on her crying about having destroyed her own body, she probably managed to divert Becky's attention away from her dying mom, even her own mother is back in the picture to look after her 500lb toddler although Amberlynn gave zero fucks about HER having had cancer, all her "friends" who only stick around for the money and barely tolerate her feel obligated to be nice to her now, and she is going to make bank and attract even more sympathetic viewers by monetizing her cancer diagnosis.

Speaking of which, she hasn't said a single word about losing weight, so denial must have already kicked in because skinny gorls get crotch cancer too and it has nothing to do with her weight! It's only her fault because she refused to go to the gyno, not because she can't put the fork down. No need to make any lifestyle changes because it's the doctor's job to fix her! If not even cancer can scare her straight, nothing ever will.
 
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While having cancer doesn't mean you're never allowed to smile ever again, I wonder how much of this video is Amber realizing how powerful the cancer card is for getting attention. If she was already baiting viewers with scant updates on her health issues as she glibly acted like nothing was wrong, what does this mean for how she'll treat her viewers regarding info about her cancer?
"My personal life is none of your fucking business"
 
Oh man, her mom is coming to stay for a week? This is going to be hilarious. Amber doesn't 'want her mommy' there to take care of her. Amber wants her mom there so she can say 'Mom, why did you abandon me and give me cancer?' 'But Mom, why did you choose Meth over me and give me cancer?' 'Mom, why don't you love me?' 'Mom, why were you a bad mom and caused all of my problems?'
 
Chemotherapy will fuck her up in plenty of ways. Monetary, emotionally and physically.

However there's the chance Amber refuses treatment. Power level here, but if you see some of the people who go into chemo, some just look absolutely fucking miserable.

I expect Amber to not do chemo, she'll maybe have a treatment once, then claim that she's done.

Hell, she may not even get to the first treatment. It's very expensive and a lot to deal with. Everyday for fucking 4 weeks, having to wheel her fat ass to the oncologists. Can you see her doing that?
She probably won't even need chemo.
If she really has full blown cancer and not just pre cancerous cells- most likely she will have a hysterectomy and that'll be it.

seriously. talking about ‘normalcy’ >:/
bitch your mom hasn’t been in your life.. ever!
why would you want to see her??
she’s a criminal junkie.. you’re dumb and loaded.. watch out, moneybags.
The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
After her freak out, she realized that her body before the diagnosis felt the same as after. It's almost like her barreling over 500lb. She was so scared of crossing that threshold but when she did and realized there was no immediate negative effect, she just packed on another 100lb.

This isn't what will kill her or make her change. She'll be a cockroach on this earth for at least another 10 years unless she has a horrible accident, a devastating heart attack or stroke, or the most fashionable option at this time, COVID. I guess now that she's forced to go out of her home for her treatments, her likelihood for catching the virus is greater. Her mom is flying over, and she's probably going to get a bunch of visitors "checking up on her" (milking her for her last dollars). I doubt any of them wear masks or social distance and I doubt anyone will call her out on it. Imagine if it was Meth Mama that brings the plague and wipes out the whole hillbilly village LMAO.

Either way, unless Amber manipulates her mom to move to California for her cancer treatments (added bonus of her brother, that might convince Meth Mama too), Amber will continually take the path of least resistance in life until the end of her days with a dainty "cancer survivor" patch on her -AAA pancake breast.
 
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