🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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Tackleberry dijo:
Who do you suppose would pay for the structural damage to the octagon?
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Oh fuck... Nobody thought to check how much weight one of the UFC rings are rated to hold. Does anyone have any concrete numbers? COULD the two even enter the ring without one or both going through the bottom?
 
PhoBingas dijo:
Oh fuck... Nobody thought to check how much weight one of the UFC rings are rated to hold. Does anyone have any concrete numbers? COULD the two even enter the ring without one or both going through the bottom?
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Yes, easily. If a WWE ring can hold a dozen men over 200 pounds at peak points of the Royal Rumble, who are jumping and taking bumps the Octagon can hold 800 pounds of slow moving gunt.
 
PhoBingas dijo:
Oh fuck... Nobody thought to check how much weight one of the UFC rings are rated to hold. Does anyone have any concrete numbers? COULD the two even enter the ring without one or both going through the bottom?
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There's a way more serious concern than that one, if these two fat fucks are in the same room simultaneously the Earth may collapse into a black hole due to the sheer gravitational pull their fat bodies create.
 
Double Bacon Ass Burger dijo:
Look at the words you typed. "$5000£ FOR A GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH."

What about those words is serious? Was the challenge gay? Yes. Yu know what's gayer? Not just laughing and moving on. Anyone who held onto the IRL fight challange issued by a drunk trailer park dweller as anything that might possibly happen is an even bigger homosexual than the challenger.
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Imagine getting so angry about telling people not to take this seriously that you forget that sarcasm exists. He even capitalized it for you lol.
 
Edit: WWE reongs can be rigged tp collapse in a rather impressive looking stun. The way it works, in this case, is that before falling backwards one of the men disconnects the post they're using fir the stunt. NZot much happens except one post disconnecting, but sonce they're all connected it looks way more destructive.
 
The IBS dead-cat bounce is loosing steam. What tricks can the ringleaders of the faggotry pull out of their crusty assholes to keep this interesting?

Will there be doxes?
Leaked PMs and SHOCKING revelations?
Wild plot twist?
Deception and heel-turns?
A wild Zoom appears?

Or just a gay bunch of losers fighting crab bucket style for attention? Stay tuned for the boring conclusion of IBS.
 
Good sirs we have almost reached 500 pages! Do remind me when we reach a page number close to that so I can pop my champagne when we reach it! This is a historic KiwiFarms moment, dudes and dudettes. Upboats are abound!
 
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