[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

What will happen with his case following the 341 meeting?

  • Still gets Chapter 7

    Votos: 126 18.1%
  • Changed to Chapter 13 and ultimately fails to make his required payments

    Votos: 218 31.3%
  • Chapter 13 and successfully completed all payments

    Votos: 19 2.7%
  • Complete dismissal of the bankruptcy

    Votos: 334 47.9%

  • Total de votantes
    697
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Someone once compared Darksy’s life to that of an old movie serial. The hero gets routinely stuck in an impossible to escape situation that makes people go “How’s he going to get out of it this time!?” only for him to miraculously survive against all odds. It’s a pretty fitting metaphor, especially considering that we just learned that Pigroach luck is more powerful than the federal government.
 
Is the roach actually going to get away with this? IS THE GUY GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?

If this means what my slow brain thinks it means, I might just have to become a DSP fan. He's fucking godlike.
holy shit I can’t fucking believe this is happening lolololol US government eternally BTFO by DarkSyde-fucking-Phil. Everyone ITT just got spiritually cucked, myself included.
 
Get Nick's balls out of your mouth, he doesn't swing that way.
If you think that I'm some sort of diehard Rekieta Law fan then you are sadly mistaken. What I'm saying here is that he is just one lawyer out of the many that are out there and people should not just take one man's words as the absolute gospel because even Rekieta Law is human too.

The people that watch his streams at times have that 'If I heard it from just this one guy on Youtube then it must be true and I know how this works' type of approach.

So if you want to be a scientist or a lawyer or whatever then watching videos is fine but you still have to do the work yourself to be that thing later on.
 
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And Rekieta Law never claimed his predictions to be as gospel. He's just guiding the audience on what may or may not happen based on legal grounds and even then anything unexpected can happen in a court of law.

It's not Rekieta Law that is wrong, it's the people that listen to his streams and some think they now know how the justice system works.

It'll be interesting to see how many people turn on Rackets because he was "wrong". The autism blade is double-edged, after all.

Having absorbed all this info, all I can say is...disappointing season finale, however, there's still time for the writers to come up with a neat little twist. The house of credit cards is still standing at this point, sure, but there will always be another arc for us to get interested in. Phil is pretty much the world's dumbest Frank Underwood at this point, his machinations have, beyond all expectations, done exactly what he planned to do by sheer luck. He's currently on top of the world, feeling invincible. Let's give it time and see where things go from here.
 
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It'll be interesting to see how many people turn on Rackets because he was "wrong".

Having absorbed all this info, all I can say is...disappointing season finale, however, there's still time for the writers to come up with a neat little twist. The house of credit cards is still standing at this point, sure, but there will always be another arc for us to get interested in. Phil is pretty much the world's dumbest Frank Underwood at this point, his machinations have, beyond all expectations, done exactly what he planned to do by sheer luck. He's currently on top of the world, feeling invincible. Let's give it time and see where things go from here.
Disappointing?! Dude this is funny as shit. Phil fucks up so bad yet got away with tax fraud. No jail time. No punishment. Just gets to keep being the same cow we all love. So he's just gonna do it again and we'll all be here waiting.
 
DSP once again proven worlds greatest businessman. 100% bankrupcy court success, get on Phils level Trump.


In 60 years Phil is gunna get his own Tigerking style miniseries.

It's going to take some big budget Discovery Channel deep dive to try and understand how this guy keeps "Not-Winning but still in the game."

I'm half the mind he's got some ancient curse that siphons the good luck off whoever he bumps into waddling around outside like an autistic penguin.
 
Cows don't burn out, they just fade away.

No one event will ever sink Phil, he'll just stop being funny or worth following and years later he'll die and the internet will go "oh hey thats the guy" one last time.

He's like a slightly funnier Narcissa or Boogie. Just perpetually doing the same dumb shit. Though Boogie has friends and bought more toys.

the eternal gout neet gets bailed out of his mountain of debt because normal society noticed and felt bad for him.
 
I just want to go back to laughing at Phil sucking ass at games again but that will never happen with current year Phil(stream chat's fault mostly, and his boring game choices). I feel kinda bad following this almost daily.

Really makes ya miss CT Phil.
 
"Oh no I'm getting so much E-mails about Philip P Burnell. Well, I guess I'll just ignore the facts and his $10k+ income and no further questions asked about the inconsistencies in his papers".
Says nobody.

I'm currently blaming Corona-Chan for possible delays in decision making. They could still come back to him with a but(t) and kinda ignore the set expiration time because of special circumstances. It's my hope at least.

Edit: What happened to the asset case?

"Speds keep emailing me stupid shit over this Phil guy. I'm not dealing with this bullshit. Fuck this. This asshole is probably hiding assets and money but I'm not dealing with this shit."

Nope It's just like the Vic case. The judge/auditor/whatever the fuck wanted the shit show to go away.
 
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the tractors were helping him at this point. Just think of the 341 hearing:
-60+ people on the call
-Only one "creditor" shows up
-"Creditor" tries to bring up 5k business expenses per month only to get sidestepped by Phil's $1200 counsel so expertly to the point it is never brought up again.

Then there's the high likelihood that Nancy or her underlings are being flooded with exceptional screeds about a Nintendo Switch. No normal person wants to deal with this, just look at the educational system. Special kids get passed through all the time regardless of requirements because fuck if the teachers want to deal with a second year of that shit.
 
Even if Phil has "won" it's a great ending. It's the ultimate plot twist.

My personal thoughts are Nancy didn't look into this enough. She probably skipped over everything to do with the business and looked at phils personal finances only. Phil gambled and won.
Unlike his sweaty men jpgs, which are only not legally classified as gambling because even if you win, you still lose.
 
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We still can make it

DSP has the power, the luck, and the charisma

all he needs to do is rape a few woman and he'll be eligible
 
I just want to go back to laughing at Phil sucking ass at games again but that will never happen with current year Phil(stream chat's fault mostly, and his boring game choices). I feel kinda bad following this almost daily.

Really makes ya miss CT Phil.
Yeah, the only thing upsetting about this imo is that this was the only good potential source of Phil tardrage we'd have in a while. Now we gotta wait for him to fuck up something else (which will happen but who knows how long). Game-wise he's so boring and we only get snippets of funny like RE3 Nemesis boss fight
 
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the tractors were helping him at this point. Just think of the 341 hearing:
-60+ people on the call
-Only one "creditor" shows up
-"Creditor" tries to bring up 5k business expenses per month only to get sidestepped by Phil's $1200 counsel so expertly to the point it is never brought up again.

Then there's the high likelihood that Nancy or her underlings are being flooded with exceptional screeds about a Nintendo Switch. No normal person wants to deal with this, just look at the educational system. Special kids get passed through all the time regardless of requirements because fuck if the teachers want to deal with a second year of that shit.

What the true detractors fail to realize is that although DSP is a piece of shit many of them are worse. It's almost impossible to make DSP a sympathetic figure but some people keep finding ways.
 
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