[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[BrokeACKMountain]

How in the hell do you discharge 500k in credit card debt?

You don't - that's including the debt on his mortgages.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Either God is real and he’s a Paypig, or Phil is the Golden Man.
I’m at loss for words, this is just so perfect.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You know the Star Trek TNG episode where they come across an entire planet burnt to ash, except for one single house? That's the gout part of Phil's building if the Russians nuke Seattle.

 

[Near]

Detractorbros gotta now declare an unconditional surrender, oh no!

 

[Without A Gout]

People are shocked that Phil pulled away in the end? He always does. He will keep going until he physically no longer can. This is how it's been and always will be.

Also bugged court mechanics, nothing they could do.

 

[Ho Deak]

Either God is real and he’s a Paypig, or Phil is the Golden Man.
I’m at loss for words, this is just so perfect.

Of course God is real. Someone like Phil couldn't exist without his daily intervention.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I’m happy this didn’t hit federal criminal court. If it did, the entire nation would collapse before the case made it to trial.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

How?
How do you this?
I wanna get a law degree on credit and file bankruptcy and then represent myself and get rid of my debt and then put that on my resume.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

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24 May 6, 2020 Main Document Discharge of Debtor, Chapter 7 (automatic)

DSP trully rolled his stats to be luck heavy. It's a pity this luck doesn't carry over to games.

 

[ZehnBoat]

fucking hell, time to get a bunch of credit cards

 

[JamusActimus]

Does someone here know Phill build?

Luck is his dump stat?

 

[Fuzhou]

If I was Phil, I'd be buying every single scratch off ticket from here to Japan because his luck is amazing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

How in the hell do you discharge 500k in credit card debt?

Phil has 500k total debt. The CCs make up only about a fifth of his debt total.

The major sources of debt (mortgage, etc) haven't changed besides the one mortgage that was getting foreclosed on anyways.

This doesn't actually do a TON to help Phil besides the CC debt getting cleared up, which was probably approaching uncollectable anyways since the banks milked him for years.


Phil's keeping the condo. Its his primary residence and not really that nice, especially for Seattle. Nobody's evicting his dumbass from a mortgage he still owes 3/4 of and has consistently been paying.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Just saw the front page. How, how on God's earth?

Did Phil really have all CC debit discharged?

If so, something outright divine and holy is protecting him. This pigroach luck goes beyond anything I've seen one man have.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

DSP trully rolled his stats to be luck heavy. It's a pity this luck doesn't carry over to games.

4 INT
4 WIS
18 LUCK

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Okay I am gonna rack up $1 million credit card debt and get discharged like my hero here DSP. BRB.

 

[OwO What's This?]

I'm going to assume terrorists win at least until we see something saying otherwise.

terrorism won

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

God truly exists and he has a good sense of humor.
Someone should send this to the writer of tlou2 and tell them this is real subvert expectation.

 

[murdered meat bag]

sounds like dsp couldve been trump of he were smarter

 

[Haramburger]

Screenshotted for posterity:

Dear Leader should delight in these frontpage/headers getting clicks where he likes, it's better clickbait than anything the WSJ can come up with

Going to whale in a few mobile games since they're consequence-free atm. Leaderboards are suddenly all I can think about!