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[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Interestingly, in last night's MSHPL, the subject of the show, Seana, is sort of shaped like Big Al, and does in fact sit on a toilet before taking a shower. It didn't appear she had any issues landing properly, and her laaayyygs just looked as uncomfortable as any others on the show or on Big Al's channel. Her lower legs also turned purple when she was in the shower, and it makes me think Big Al's might do the same.

 

[Chamaelirium]

Saint Alphonsus said his piece in the General thread regarding Hamdykelynn's eating habits. Here's another germane to this thread's topic. Did he forsee Amberlynn when he mentioned specifically a sow?
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If one had a time machine and was employed as a reality television show producer, you would be obligated to make a reality show where great church fathers of the past spent a week in the shanty.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she's totally a shower pooper.

 

[Professional Asshole]

she's totally a shower pooper.
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I don’t think she can fit in the shower at this point. Necky probably just hoses her down in the backyard.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

if i took a pen and jammed it into one if her lymphedema pockets, would stuff start squirting out like a popped capri sun or would it just be like shoving a pen into a normal person's skin?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

if i took a pen and jammed it into one if her lymphedema pockets, would stuff start squirting out like a popped capri sun or would it just be like shoving a pen into a normal person's skin?

I keep thinking of this when I read this:

Spoiler: STRONG STOMACHS ONLY

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I keep thinking of this when I read this:

Spoiler: STRONG STOMACHS ONLY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=liqZxmu91T8

LOL fitting comparison NGL

Becky doesn't have balls?

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I dont want to derail the social media thread, so I'm posting here...

Becky's "vagina" must be fucking horrifying. How the hell was the fat able to distribute in such a way? She literally looks like she has a package. I dont have the courage to google search for a death fat vagina even though I'm sincerely perplexed

 

[teat]

Becky's "vagina" must be fucking horrifying. How the hell was the fat able to distribute in such a way? She literally looks like she has a package. I dont have the courage to google search for a death fat vagina even though I'm sincerely perplexed

that is most likely her FUPA folding over her pelvic area and she tucked it into her shorts
the vagina of a fat stays in place, but it is tucked away and swallowed up by the rolls
gravity is not kind to the fats

 

[Agoodpotroast]

that is most likely her FUPA folding over her pelvic area and she tucked it into her shorts
the vagina of a fat stays in place, but it is tucked away and swallowed up by the rolls
gravity is not kind to the fats

Doesn't matter, we all know Amber isn't going to make any effort on making her partner feel good.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Doesn't matter, we all know Amber isn't going to make any effort on making her partner feel good.

What would she even be able to do for Becky? She can hardly move. Becky probably just privately gets herself off every now and then.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

What would she even be able to do for Becky? She can hardly move. Becky probably just privately gets herself off every now and then.

From the way she fingers shit at Walmart, her dex must be way high.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

What would she even be able to do for Becky? She can hardly move. Becky probably just privately gets herself off every now and then.

I mean, Becky's mobility isnt ideal either. I doubt she has a sex drive even if she could reach

 

[Moonpie]

I mean, Becky's mobility isnt ideal either. I doubt she has a sex drive even if she could reach

Yes. With the zombie meds she's on- it's probably zapped her sex drive. Even if she were on an antidepressant she would lose it.
I'm sure she's on the antidepressant and benzos or lithium.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

TIL amber's idol trisha paytas has an onlyfans which got me thinking, how much real life cash money would kiwis pay for a juicy shot of amber's leaking bare laygs?

i would go by the amount of brain cells she has, so $2, or if i'm being generous maybe match the number of open sores she has with dollarydoos.

 

[Thumb Butler]

TIL amber's idol trisha paytas has an onlyfans which got me thinking, how much real life cash money would kiwis pay for a juicy shot of amber's leaking bare laygs?

i would go by the amount of brain cells she has, so $2, or if i'm being generous maybe match the number of open sores she has with dollarydoos.

I would pay well for a full HD clip of a bi-curious shack orgy (including several snack breaks).

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

I would pay well for a full HD clip of a bi-curious shack orgy (including several snack breaks).

Eric and Amberlynn awkwardly avoiding each other afterward:

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

We know Amber and Becky have limp clits, but I tried to imagine them as anal pigs:

 

[teat]

her last live got me thinking... she's really sensitive about her bowel movements
I'm guessing with her trash diet that she's got chronic constipation and poops once a week.

That once a week shit is an entire event for her, and the most exercise she probably ever gets is waddling to the bathroom, or litterbox, or whatever can accommodate her massive being, and getting into position to release both Hiroshima and Nagasaki into her receptacle of choosing.
Does she wipe? No, I think the only thing that could rid her of any dingleberries would be a power hose shot directly into her eye of lardon, parting the walls of fat like Moses parted the red sea.
That's my theory.

 

[Snusmumriken]

her last live got me thinking... she's really sensitive about her bowel movements
I'm guessing with her trash diet that she's got chronic constipation and poops once a week.

That once a week shit is an entire event for her, and the most exercise she probably ever gets is waddling to the bathroom, or litterbox, or whatever can accommodate her massive being, and getting into position to release both Hiroshima and Nagasaki into her receptacle of choosing.
Does she wipe? No, I think the only thing that could rid her of any dingleberries would be a power hose shot directly into her eye of lardon, parting the walls of fat like Moses parted the red sea.
That's my theory.

On her rare menstrual bloodbaths it really must be Becky parting the red seas...
I’d give anything for a screenshot of her face as she squeezes out her certainly rock-solid turds with no abdominal strength left behind that sad sad fupa. More than her layygs, I just wanna see that face.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Does she wipe? No, I think the only thing that could rid her of any dingleberries would be a power hose shot directly into her eye of lardon, parting the walls of fat like Moses parted the red sea.
That's my theory.

I click on this thread, get my thinking provoked, and then I regret it.

The idea that she uses a litterbox is funny af tho... you think she would have her own or share with the cats?