Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

[RealtreeByGod]

I can't see how just seeing your dad's dong is worse than seeing him banging mom

Maybe it's one of those softcore angles and you can't really see the penetration.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe it's one of those softcore angles and you can't really see the penetration.

I'm sure all the loose skin help to cover everything.

 

[Negilum]

was his penis plaid patterned?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris and his autistic spurts of competition. Tha was some Random Access Memory. I guess that's where he got his hatred for da homos and his own duck from.

 

[JULAY]

I wonder if Bob's duck was also bent at a 45 degree angle...

 

[Coelacanth]

Thanks Chris, very (not) cool!

I've always been in the camp of Chris maybe having a bit of an Oedipus complex from what he's said about his experiences. He says he was young when he saw his dad's dick on multiple occasions, right? Depending on his age, that could very easily have influenced him.

Does say a lot about how Bob didn't really seem to understand why most dads keep themselves at least covered while there's a kid in the household.

 

[GermanPotato]

So instead of using an alarm clock, they used Chris to wake them up back then?

I don't even want to ponder about how Bob hit the snooze button on Chris, with no pants and stuff.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

...did I mention he's dead now, Trauma Drama ding dong?

 

[Isaac Cox]

"Put THAT on your cwcki!"

 

[deadson]

Well, I guess that's not the worst thing I could read at work. Still, what the fuck, Chris?

 

[Alex Krycek]

"Put THAT on your cwcki!"

I agree. Kra-Kow definitely warrants being added to the list if Cwc-isms at this point.

 

[omori]

Weirdly enough this is probably the most Classic Chris thing he’s put on the Internet in a long ass time.

 

[Shabobus]

I see that Chris is as respectful to his father as ever.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris has never understood that just because something embarrassing or unpleasant happened it does not mean you should run out and tell the entire internet.

 

[Mason Verger]

So he’d rather remember old bob porky pigging it than reflect on his past fuck ups.. kra-kow indeed, Chris.

 

[jawsome]

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"Hate-Filled content"?!

Nigga, you could help curb it if you stopped posting shit like this! You are not participating in an online community, you are creeping everyone out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris and his autistic spurts of competition. Tha was some Random Access Memory. I guess that's where he got his hatred for da homos and his own duck from.

"My Father's Penis Made Me Want To Become A Woman!" Great title for a BuzzFeed article.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Aaah, good-ole "trauma-drama", I haven't heard that one in a long time. Years ago it looked like it was going to become a recurring CWC-ism, but he dropped it.

 

[Mason Verger]

Its also entirely possible this is bullshit. I don’t know Bob beyond what everybody else knows, but I DO know Chris is a liar. It just seems like if this was such a formative traumatic experience for him, he would made some hint of it before. Instead of just letting it all hang out(kra-kow!) in some random , unsolicited twitter response.


True or not, for fuck sake, that’s your dead father. Have some fucking respect you dipshit.

 

[Chan Fan]

This falls into the category of stuff that's rightfully upsetting but too personal to talk about, just like his sex dream with his mom and his numerous pairs of dirty crapped briefs. Equally upsetting is that he doesn't understand this.