💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Wendy Carter]

No younger photos than the one of him at the computer have ever surfaced, have they? No childhood photos or anything? Not even a yearbook photo or anything?

He posted them all on his Twitter account (and a few on Instagram).

 

[Agarathium1066]

He posted them all on his Twitter account (and a few on Instagram).

Even the earliest he looks terrible, that's a feat.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

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Did anyone ever see that cat again?

 

[Pissmaster]

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That looks exactly like the kind of little shit that'll tell you some outrageous story and staunchly insist that it's true and get flustered if you act anything less than amazed

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Even the earliest he looks terrible, that's a feat.

When I saw the one with the kitten, I was like: "Why on Earth is there a nude photo of his grandma?!" Took me a moment to figure out it's him as a kid. He was really an ugly child. Not that this changed in any way...

 

[MidUSA]

That looks exactly like the kind of little shit that'll tell you some outrageous story and staunchly insist that it's true and get flustered if you act anything less than amazed

I guess not much have changed in that aspect. Except he's no longer a 'little' shit by any measure

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

That looks exactly like the kind of little shit that'll tell you some outrageous story and staunchly insist that it's true and get flustered if you act anything less than amazed

Not gonna lie, he carried serious "My uncle works at Nintendo"-vibes.

 

[This Bangs In Pakistan]

He’s really driving this Mountain Dew joke into the ground, Jesus... (was it ever funny to begin with?)
This is a terrible attempt at self-aware and depricating humor. Also the passive-aggressiveness in this tweet alone is palpable... you can tell he’s salty his tweets aren’t going viral like others are.


Here’s to hoping that post about Sammy biting Boogie’s leg in self-defense actually comes true.

the self deprecating jokes are just another new year's resolution promise he made being broken too. Remember how he broke every single one in like, the first week? lmfao

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

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Description: Sleepy (and fat) boogie in front of a very 90's computer and ReddiWhip.

Even more than that nearly-nude pic of him with the cat, this picture is the most boogie thing ever. It almost presents itself as a prophecy of how he will eventually die.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Description: Sleepy (and fat) boogie in front of a very 90's computer and ReddiWhip.

Even more than that nearly-nude pic of him with the cat, this picture is the most boogie thing ever. It almost presents itself as a prophecy of how he will eventually die.

The can of ReddiWhip next to the CRT always slays me. No normal person would do that because only hamplanets would eat ReddiWhip straight out of the can for a meal.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

The can of ReddiWhip next to the CRT always slays me. No normal person would do that because only hamplanets would eat ReddiWhip straight out of the can for a meal.

Hey, to be fair, he might be doing whipits!

 

[MrTickles]

You can tell he's going off the rails. Suicide live on twitch guaranteed. Only a matter of time.

 

[left arm]

You can tell he's going off the rails. Suicide live on twitch guaranteed. Only a matter of time.

Eh, might take awhile for him to boogie over to his grave, considering fat people put cockroaches to shame with their tenacity.

 

[AnOminous]

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He posted them all on his Twitter account (and a few on Instagram).

So he wasn't even just always the fat kid, he was also always utterly disgusting in a way that just being fat won't cause.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

The only thing sadder than Boogie quite literally being on the edge of losing his legs because he can’t close his mouth for five seconds, are all the people that swore he was "losing a lot of weight" and called him a weight-loss inspiration.

Dude literally has very deceased legs caused by diabetes and horrible eating habits. It genuinely makes me sad some people are that gullible.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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God, he was an ugly kid. He'd still probably be a gross-looking adult even if he weren't a hamplanet.

And his teeth were already fucked up by this age.

 

[Star Stuff]

The only thing sadder than Boogie quite literally being on the edge of losing his legs because he can’t close his mouth for five seconds, are all the people that swore he was "losing a lot of weight" and called him a weight-loss inspiration.

Dude literally has very deceased legs caused by diabetes and horrible eating habits. It genuinely makes me sad some people are that gullible.

To be fair, he's still a weight loss inspiration and I really only mean that as a half a joke too. Call me ignorant, but I feel like there's way more complications and risk of death for going over than under in the weight department and it's a common misconception (despite how much we're told about heart disease) that if you get fat, you'll just shit a lot and be kinda ugly. That's a reason for some to just let themselves go once they don't care about how they're presented to others. Once you start piling stuff on like risk of gangrene, diabetes, shaving a decade off your lifespan, legitimately being unable to recover, paying several thousands in medical expenses, etc. The list goes on. Being that level of fat is basically the most expensive form of inducing depression and the slowest suicide to resolve said depression. It goes a lot deeper than "just being fat" and, at the risk of a tiny bit of powerleveling, this kind of stuff spooking me is the reason I eat so little.

Boogie is still very much an inspiration. This time it's in spite of himself, though.

God, he was an ugly kid. He'd still probably be a gross-looking adult even if he weren't a hamplanet.

You'd be surprised what you can turn around with a little work, actually. That being said: We all know how Boogie feels about anything that involves the word 'work'.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Did anyone ever see that cat again?

Nope, it was fully digested and shit out in less than 24 hours.

 

[Neil]

Complete lies.

Alright, let me go over this. Because of his long history of being overweight and having diabetes, he's having major circulation issues. Blood is pooling up in his legs and it isn't being circulated out. The blood in his legs are highly de-oxygenated, which is why they're so dark. They're extremely large because fluid is pooling up in this area due to gravity and the inability of the heart to pump properly. It could also be an indication that his heart is struggling with circulation as well, as edema and poor blood flow in the extremities is indicative of congestive heart failure.

These aren't simple bruises because it affects the entirety of the calf, nor does it look like there is any underlying healing or discoloration. Everything is an even color. Boogie is obviously lying. Bruises discolor as they heal because of the blood under the skin being broken down. Bruises are also never evenly created. This also would not explain the equal amount of swelling and edema in both of the lower extremities as well as the identical coloration.

This is a result of poor circulation, de-oxygenation and vascular damage caused by diabetes. The problem is that if he gets any cuts or wounds on his legs or feet, he is at very serious risk of gangrene because of the level of de-oxygenation that he possesses. They won't be able to heal properly. He is in very serious denial and at risk for amputation in the next few years if he gets any sort of major infection.

How in the fuck has Boogie survived this long? Jesus Christ, if you're at the point where your legs are rotting away, put the fucking Big Macs and chicken down and see a fucking doctor!

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

Being that level of fat is basically the most expensive form of inducing depression and the slowest suicide to resolve said depression. It goes a lot deeper than "just being fat" and, at the risk of a tiny bit of powerleveling, this kind of stuff spooking me is the reason I eat so little.

Well yeah, I guess he is "inspirational" in a "never be like him" kind of way. Like how everyone with a thread on this site is.

But, in his case, sorry to say this, but I simply don't buy the "He was too depressed" excuse. This 45-year-old man has had everything handed to him on life to the point that he really had no excuse to just close his mouth. Scratch that, he didn't even need to do that: even just eating healthier foods over the obscene amounts of sugar he eats, would've made a huge difference.

What excuse does he have?

He had all the time in the world, money, and people willing to help him for him to change around. Didn't diamond Dallas even offered to train him at some point?

Literally the only" negative" thing in his life outside his control, that he couldn't stand, was the fact that r/samandtolki , and this site were documenting his behavior. I hope this doesn't come as aggressive, as I agree that it at times hard not to feel sorry for him, but once you dig in, there's little reason to have sympathy, at least, regarding his weight.

Don't get me wrong, I do get how some people do eat a lot out of depression to cope with some tragedy or a harsh life. But, others, like Boogie and Amberlyn, do it because they like immediate self-satisfaction, that dopamine boost, over everything and everyone else, even their own lives.

No sympathy for them.