[16-Jan-2020] Pre-Kakarot "Special" Schtreem - "BIG 'State of the Stream' Podcast that will be VERY informative"

[Jotaro]

Ah, it's the seventh anniversary of MUH YOUTUBE revenue. Figured we'd seen the end of this. Guess not.

 

[Dragoonism]

So apparently his coffee maker only cost $150 5 years ago, but now it cost about 4 times as much because they are not made anymore and everyone loves that type!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It’s called a liar’s tell.

Yep I mentioned it before it's a physical tic he forces himself to do as sort of an affirmation that what he's saying is true and unaltered but it totally is one or the other.

 

[WiFi Assassination]

Yep I mentioned it before it's a physical tic he forces himself to do as sort of an affirmation that what he's saying is true and unaltered but it totally is one or the other.

I bet Dave is one of those guys who would pass a lie detector test because he's repeated his own bullshit so many times that he actually believes it.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil implying that he'd save children from a burning building and would still have trolls chasing him.

Likely it'd just be Phil asking for $100 to go in the building and then say its a poorly planned building and nothing he could do as the building goes up in flames

Also I have no idea who the 'general public' are that are more positive about Phil. Literally no one outside of his stream and this forum give a shit about him or even remembers him as far as I can tell.

 

[BallBuster]

I bet Dave is one of those guys who would pass a lie detector test because he's repeated his own bullshit so many times that he actually believes it.

Ahhhh the George Costanza method.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil going over how the trolls keep Khet off streams. Because that will totally make them stop, tell them how much it bothers the person.

Nothing stops trolling like showing them how much it affects you.


"I'm not doing any thing that's underhanded." - DSP

 

[SkunkFeet]

If "outside people" started seeing Phil in a "new light" where the fuck is his viewer growth? Dude talked to one person that not many people even like and thinks everyone secretly loves him

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ahhhh the George Costanza method.

I was thinking more along the lines of a serial killer or a cult leader but those require some sort of actual human interaction beyond buying something at a store so maybe not, maybe more like a shut in with delusions of grandeur mixed with the cult leader persona.

 

[Forbidden Math]

He just said you can be arrested for slander!

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil, and I'm addressing you directly, because we know you read this.

In real life, outside of the internet as well as the internet; speculation isn't illegal, and the truth is an absolute defense.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So he is definitely revealing the foreclosure, which everyone already knows about. So really this whole thing is pointless except for hearing his weakass rationalizations about how he did everything correct.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil explains shit like a fucking amnesiac who needs to be constantly reminded about how they got to where they are. Phil, you have more long-time detractors who know your history than you do dedicated fans; and even your fans know your ten, eleven, whatever year legacy it is. In 2010 or whenever you lost your job, was doing YouTube to fuck around, decided to go full-time, etc etc. Everyone fucking knows, you're explaining nothing new.

Editing so I don't spam: Ayo hol'up. Yeah people found out shit like your emails and other accounts for shit. But how the fuck are you going to send a $2000 payment to the city if you didn't have anything in arrears? Yeah, you can make advance payments for shit like utilities and they'll just debit your excess; but what the fuck is this shit.

 

[Immortal Technique]

You all think he's gonna talk about the mortgage after break, but he's just gonna be honest with us.....he's gonna admit he's balding and it's wasn't headphone hair the whole time. Real talk.

 

[Dragoonism]

Twitch and sponsors loves him, but they are afraid of his detractors and trolls so they wont sponsor him anymore!

Spoiler: Sponsorship

Apparently TheQuartering have seen the light and is now a DSP fan and outsiders are agreeing with Phil about how fucked up we are!

Spoiler: Outsiders

Always funny to see how he takes 10+ min to say something that takes others 2-3 min at best and how he always have to paint himself out to be an innocent victim and everyone against him are crazy and insane people that makes things up about him!

He forgot to mention how TheQuartering had to pay him in turn for him to be on the "podcast"!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The WWE Champions mobile game saga has really gotten to Phil. It must be so bad. I hope we get to see this once bankruptcy or whatever happens.

 

[SkunkFeet]

He is trying his best to cover his gacha game spending and the argument makes zero sense.

The WWE Champions mobile game saga has really gotten to Phil. It must be so bad. I hope we get to see this once bankruptcy or whatever happens.

You know he's super-pissed when the middle finger comes out.

 

[Forbidden Math]

When you're so desperate to deflect the rumors about your spending in a mobile game you make up a story about a pink elephant.

 

[Dragoonism]

The WWE Champions mobile game saga has really gotten to Phil. It must be so bad. I hope we get to see this once bankruptcy or whatever happens.

He got caught with the hand in the cookie jar while claiming he don't eat cookies!

 

[TheTractor]

Salt, anger and denial. And he's soo smug about it.

I can't understand the pig cultists getting behind his 3 years old kid fallacy of why he can't show his app on stream to show his account.

Fucking pig roach.