[December 22 2019] DSP's Christmas Marathon + Tip Fundraiser - $2,000 Week Tip Goal

[DiabeticSP]

Derich begging Phil to play Roblox with him while Phil ignores him is just embarrassing for everyone.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[tomstone]

He's getting visibly tired at 6 PM. Excellent moment to be playing KOTOR (from the beginning).

-EDIT- Yup, he almost nodded off:

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Also: he can't be fucked anymore to update the tips leaderboard with any kind of consistency - just does it when he feels like it and didn't add at least 10 tips.

I'm tapping out, this is unbearable to watch. I'd rather watch an elderly person suffering from dementia commenting on things happening on a television screen.

maybe he got diabetes or another condition. would be nice.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[PutridElephant]

Full screen boomer time.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Does that looks like a man's face that you would trust?

 

[PutridElephant]

PlanetJeff is late... again

 

[tzgnilki]

PlanetJeff is late... again

he'll be there tomorrow and drop $2k

 

[actually]

PlanetJeff is late... again

Yeah, reminder that today is not the last day of the begathon. Tomorrow is.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[James Smith]

He just admitted to massive tax fraud saying he writes his entire cell phone plan, including monthly payments toward his then brand new iPhone, as a business expense.

Banned someone for saying he can't do that if it's also used for personal stuff.

So I guess him browsing Twitter and lashing out at people is a business activity.

He has described writing a portion, not all, of his condo off on his taxes because he "only" uses it for business activities. Why is he calling someone a human piece of shit for pointing out that same approach applies to his cell phone?

 

[Canadian Tire]

gotta say, the part where DSP was rolling around with his "squad" of DSPDept101770 and PandaLeeSoapSpree fighting against dspgetajob in Roblox got a chuckle outa me.

RIP Derich

 

[actually]

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That person is an unfunny fuckwit who has given Phil literally hundreds of dollars.

He just admitted to massive tax fraud saying he writes his entire cell phone plan, including monthly payments toward his then brand new iPhone, as a business expense.

Banned someone for saying he can't do that if it's also used for personal stuff.

So I guess him browsing Twitter and lashing out at people is a business activity.

Bet the IRS would love to know about that.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil silently staring glassy eyed at chat in dead silence is unnerving.

Motherfucker needs some background music.

Also he's making this weird lip smack noise constantly I've never heard before. Is it because he's drunk?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He just admitted to massive tax fraud saying he writes his entire cell phone plan, including monthly payments toward his then brand new iPhone, as a business expense.

Banned someone for saying he can't do that if it's also used for personal stuff.

So I guess him browsing Twitter and lashing out at people is a business activity.

He has described writing a portion, not all, of his condo off on his taxes because he "only" uses it for business activities. Why is he calling someone a human piece of shit for pointing out that same approach applies to his cell phone?

Shit like this could lead to drama, people will try to report him.
I mean sure, nothing will happen, but messing with tax fraud while you already once were in trouble because of taxes isn't really smart.

 

[James Smith]

Claims he actually hasn't raised less this week than normal, and that he normally raises less than $100 per day.

Is he lying or does he just have no grasp on how much he gets in tips because he immediately spends it?

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil's favorite gift as a kid was this MASSIVE HE-MAN PLAYSET THAT CONNECTED TO THE OTHER TWO PLAYSETS I HAD DOOD.

This shit explains so much about Phil.

 

[PutridElephant]

Claims he actually hasn't raised less this week than normal, and that he normally raises less than $100 per day.

Is he lying or does he just have no grasp on how much he gets in tips because he immediately spends it?

1 day = 1 stream in DSP-ese

 

[actually]

Claims he actually hasn't raised less this week than normal, and that he normally raises less than $100 per day.

Is he lying or does he just have no grasp on how much he gets in tips because he immediately spends it?

1 day = 1 stream in DSP-ese

Yeah, the only way this makes sense is if he means stream. Otherwise, I count exactly 2 days this month where he didn't get at least $100 in tips that weren't days off.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil's favorite gift as a kid was this MASSIVE HE-MAN PLAYSET THAT CONNECTED TO THE OTHER TWO PLAYSETS I HAD DOOD.

This shit explains so much about Phil.

Remember his parents don't have a lot of money. But they bought him three giant He-Man playsets and he was an only child. He was spoiled rotten then and he's spoiled rotten now.