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Yeah think her name was Aggi Plays or something like that. Can't remember the specifics but she asked Phil to do a voice over, and this is where my memory gets fuzzy, but Phil ended up being Phil and pulled a dick move


Yeah, it's going back a while, October 2015. This is the SoK's version (should start at 48:15 and if you can stand it for about 10 minutes, you'll get to the point where Fred and Co. decide to impose).
 
To be fair, Stadia looks poised to be a total flop. Monthly fee, full priced games, lag in single player. Who in their right minds would want that, it's a massive downgrade and you don't even save money. I was worried that it would be a Game Pass type setup and set a bad precedent that others would follow and ten years from now people would think it's perfectly normal to not own anything and be unable to play any of your games when your internet goes down, but as it is I predict it will be a disaster.

Setting aside stories aside of how Apple purposely updates firmware to make their devices shittier to force you to get a new one; the people who foam at the mouth like a rabid dog at the thought of a new iPhone. After Microsoft fired their guy who said something like "I wouldn't want to live in a place without high-speed internet" when they were announcing the XB1, I like to think Google picked him up, and the Stadia is him trying to show his way of thinking is best.
 
Just catching up on last nights pokemon stream and holy fuck, I have no words.

This is a guy who has banned people for typing frog in his chat, but he can have a basketball american displayed trough his entire stream, no problem.
Everyone else is fair game, but say anything about him or his horse and mutilated cat then you are mentally ill stalker.

King of Hypocrisy.

EDIT: I want to thank all the hard working posters in this thread for compiling all his antics, you are doing gods work!
 
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I think DSP actually did contribute couple of lines of dialogue for AggyPlays (German YouTuber I think), but afterwards she turned a bit detractor and DSP wouldn't promote her kahntent.

Might be remembering that incorrectly though, sorry for the vague recollection.
 
Meanwhile on Twitter

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Meanwhile on Twitter

Edit: screenshots are out of order, sorry bros
If Hassan wants people to stop tagging him in these discussions, there's a pretty easy way to make that happen.

"I am not DSP's partner manager, and any claims he has made to the contrary are false."

That such a communication has not come despite him protesting multiple times that people stop contacting him is suspect.
 
If Hassan wants people to stop tagging him in these discussions, there's a pretty easy way to make that happen.

"I am not DSP's partner manager, and any claims he has made to the contrary are false."

That such a communication has not come despite him protesting multiple times that people stop contacting him is suspect.
The fact that he won't give an straight honest answer pretty much tells it.
 
guys stop msging hassan, he has nothing to do with dsp

I got a fucking essay from this moron lul
 

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he tends to respond pretty quick via DM so he must be sitting in Twitch office literally doing nothing.
I can't figure out what this guy's job even is. Apparently he is a strategic account manager but he doesn't manage DSP's account. He also manages partnerships, but he doesn't manage that particular partner. In fact, he has no clue who he even is. Some manager, can't even keep track of his partners. The guy who is probably the most famous streamer in terms of jerking off on camera. He also broke the record for most Tier 3 Subs at any one time. Not even Ninja had that many. But we're supposed to believe Hassan knows nothing of this. He just cares about shoes. What a dumb fat fuck.

And if you or someone else needs help or has concerns with an account or twitch partner, don't talk to him. its not his department. What a great look this guy projects for the company. Don't ask me, its not my job! go file a report and leave me alone, who do you think I am, some kind of twitch staff? DSP? I don't fucking know who that is!
"So what would you say..ya do here?"
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guys stop msging hassan, he has nothing to do with dsp

I got a fucking essay from this moron lul
A lot of those talking points sure sound a whole lot like they're straight out of the DSP Handbook. Talking about maturity, pleading ignorance while claiming others are also ignorant, saying people are crazy, saying we'd be happier if our efforts (lol) were better spent elsewhere...

Yeah, definitely not pleading his case effectively here.
 
""I do not have any way of telling them that this person needs to be removed from the site"
You're a fucking employee, and so are they. He really expects us to believe he can't tweet, e-mail or call up a fellow employee because they won't believe him. He's just a twitch partner/account manager. Practically nobody! Its not his department!

Nope, unless it comes in through the super duper serial user reports, it is immediately dismissed into the ether.

Its pretty obvious Twitch is instructing its public employees to be deliberately as useless as possible in order to protect their bottom line. There's no way Hassan is actually this clueless about his own employer. they must be paying him in burgers and jordans
 
guys stop msging hassan, he has nothing to do with dsp

I got a fucking essay from this moron lul


"I've never even talked to the guy. I went and checked..."

"...I don't even know who this guy is."

Bruh. He's a partnered streamer, and that kinda falls into your responsibility. He knows who DSP is if he's getting massive attention towards it. Is he seriously going to not look him in the eye this whole time? You would think you would at least look into it now.
 
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