💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

It appears that Bobby's younger brother lurks here:

Spoiler: He busts his ass for our entertainment

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Oh poor Bobby Boi! He busts his ass parroting the opinions of leftist outrage mobs, parroting the opinions of lefty pop-culture "critics", getting ass-mad at Brarmpf and spouting insane shit about a "superior future" that will never come.

The closest Bob’s ever come to busting his ass was when they started serving tacos at the all you can eat buffet.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

The thing is, Bob probably should be able to live on his own with the amount of money he makes. He doesn't because either he's really, REALLY bad at budgeting, or he's so incompetent at life in general that the people around him aren't comfortable with the idea of him being out on his own and Bob is very comfortable with the idea of having someone right at hand sharing a home with him if he needs help with anything.

Boston is a very expensive area to live in. Even the bedroom communities are going up in price because it’s getting too expensive to live in Boston.

Blobby C can always move to the Midwest where his money will go a lot farther. He doesn’t need to live where he does since writes garbage and makes his shit videos from his basement cave.

 

[instythot]

Bob has to have some sort of special relationship with his Landlord.
There is no way any property manager would be happy about learning that their tenant had painted an entire wall (including the door knob) fluorescent green.

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Getting back to bob's incompetence at his chosen profession, why is he wearing a shirt with fucking green on it in front of a god damned green screen?

 

[Mola Ram]

Getting back to bob's incompetence at his chosen profession, why is he wearing a shirt with fucking green on it in front of a god damned green screen?

Because he's stupid.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He busts his ass for your entertainment. Don't like? Don't consume.

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The only time I see Bob busting his ass is whenever he shoves down greasy Big Macs at McDonald’s.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Is it possible that Bob... owns the property, lives in the basement, and rents the upper floors to some yuppies?

 

[instythot]

Is it possible that Bob... owns the property, lives in the basement, and rents the upper floors to some yuppies?

It's certainly explain why he has to wait for the plumber... but it makes referring to his place as a basement suite and him talking about finding a "next apartment" more confusing... not to mention in this scenario Bob exiles himself to the basement instead of being shoved out of sight by normal people

 

[Mola Ram]

Is it possible that Bob... owns the property, lives in the basement, and rents the upper floors to some yuppies?

I cannot picture a scenario like that where Bob isn't finding the most absurd excuses to refer to himself as a homeowner on Twitter.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I knew I was being optimistic as hell, but it could make sense.

And he wouldn't claim to be a homeowner because that isn't trendy with the people he tries to be hip with.

 

[Mola Ram]

And he wouldn't claim to be a homeowner because that isn't trendy with the people he tries to be hip with.

Neither is being a gun owner, and he's humblebragged about his gun on several occasions.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Also Bob's idea of interior decorating as soon as he moved out of his parent's place was to collect and stack every empty can he drank as an altar to his obesity.

That's kinda normal tho.

Like people will make a huge tower of monster cans and then line the surrounding area with their kidney stones so they can create a zen garden.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Neither is being a gun owner, and he's humblebragged about his gun on several occasions.

Someone needs to tell Blob Chimpman that an NES Zapper doesn’t count as a gun.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Someone needs to tell Blob Chimpman that an NES Zapper doesn’t count as a gun.

Checkmate Fascist

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Because he's stupid.

I have a theory that the outer part of Bob's "brain: is in fact a thick layer of fat that protects his walnut-sized "true brain."

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZCAqX6AiBACheckmate Fascist

That’s a Glock that’s been defaced by an autist.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

That’s a Glock that’s been defaced by an autist.

His name is MovieBob shitlord

 

[BScCollateral]

I suspect that he lives with family because he recently described catching something that was running through his family.

Not proof, of course, but I'd bet on it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It appears that Bobby's younger brother lurks here:

Spoiler: He busts his ass for our entertainment

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Oh poor Bobby Boi! He busts his ass parroting the opinions of leftist outrage mobs, parroting the opinions of lefty pop-culture "critics", getting ass-mad at Brarmpf and spouting insane shit about a "superior future" that will never come.

Since Bob and his brother are so bent out of shape over this drawing, I think it's time for Bob to go the way of Sargon of Akkad and have a specialized "Crying Bob" meme.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I don't care where he lives or how much he weights, tbh. I don't care what his opinions even are. My issue with him is that he honestly believes society owes him things because of his beliefs. Not even radical religious people are like this. Not even extremely devoted people say "well, I'm a good person, I deserve some reward". This man believes that just because he enjoys geeky stuff, he should be given praise and who knows what else.

I know I'm not alone here when I say that I only really mocks Bob's weight and living situation because he has been so hostile to others for similar reasons. Like his "build a better gamer" video where he tells people to lose weight, hit the gym, and get non-nerdy hobbies. It's like he's projecting his own issues to the gaming community as a whole.

Oh, and if any of the Chip brothers are reading this. I can't speak for others, but I only check this thread once every day or two for a laugh. If that constitutes "living rent free in someones head", what does that say about Bob who rages about Drumpf, mayonnaise ghouls, and dude bros all day every day? He was even rage tweeting during a wedding.

 

[Particle Bored]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZCAqX6AiBACheckmate Fascist

Miculek did it better.

RIP Yoshi.