🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[big ol' idiot]

Congratulations for everyone who polled 6-12 months

 

[DatBepisTho]

F

In lieu of funding Gwen, please donate to your local abortion clinic.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I don't know what mental processes they had, but from what I've read like the rooting they did they barely had any, if at all, functioning. They shouldn't have lived as long as they did. What little they did feel was likely pain. Imagine living in agony while being dressed up for photoshoots like baby dolls. The way Gwen used them while neglecting her son was revolting. Although, in a way, Cal won in that department. I wouldn't want Gwen's attention whether or not she was my mother. I hope he cuts her off, but that's optimistic.

I hope he does, I've read stories about kids that grew up in toxic homes like his and severs any and all ties with them. Let's hope cal does that and his gf tells gwen that 44 magnums are a fancy looking hair dryer that she should use.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Imagine living in agony while being dressed up for photoshoots like baby dolls.

Yeah, Gwen is a fucking horrorcow of epic proportions, like something out of a Stephen King novel, with that mad-eyed, Kathy Bates in Misery level of diabolical purpose to her.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Yeah, Gwen is a fucking horrorcow of epic proportions, like something out of a Stephen King novel, with that mad-eyed, Kathy Bates in Misery level of diabolical purpose to her.

I was thinking more like Lovecraft's or Junji Ito's horrors with her spitting in the face of what we consider natural and good.

 

[Phalanx]

Now if only Gwen and Cal is finally free

 

[Pina Colada]

May the spuds rest in peace and Cal buy a one-way plane ticket to the other end of the world.

 

[BrainProlapse]

I can't even imagine what it would be like, trapped in a potato mind. Would you be aware, and completely unable to even express distress? Or would you be barely there, with a vague sense that something is deeply wrong?

Either way, it's not living.
F

 

[GavinBranson]

Lola ded.
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Under the arc of a weather stain boards
Ancient goblins, and warlords
Come out the ground, not making a sound
The smell of death is all around
And the night when the cold wind blows
No one cares, nobody knows

 

[exhausted]

you know, she went so long without dying i kinda just felt like she was immortal at this point- like ashlich.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

So... did anyone have money on this, or was this a basically a Monopoly cash dead pool?

 

[Mason Verger]

Let’s not cancel The Hartley Halloween Spectacular over this inconvenience just yet. I have a crazy idea I’m gonna float Gwen over DMs. But it’s just crazy enough to work..

 

[Snake Eyes]

so... were they able to get life insurance?

 

[AngelOfNoMercy]

Not to defend Gwen but she could be asking for donations to that specific Ronald McDonald House. I donate to a specific house since it is the one that I have stayed at.

 

[John Merston]

That was my first thought, as well. I was thinking how we'll see a "I had to return her sweet little costume post.", then I had the realization that she might do the "celebration of life" on Halloween and just bury her in it. I'm not putting money against that.

That's assuming they can get the tater's body in a condition fit for viewing at the wake.

 

[s0mbra]

Read this entire thread up until a few weeks before the first one died (honestly I was too grossed out to continue but never got to read why the first potato sprouted. I'm guessing it's the same as this one? Viruses?

Either way. Glad they are at peace. And not taking up valuable medical equipment and personnel that are needed for actual sentient people.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Shame to be born, live your life as a barely aware spectacle, and then just die.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I had a feeling this would happen any day now. Godspeed littler tater, you're free now.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

So ends the story of the goblin twins

That once left behind a trail of shitty diapers and forced grins

Once ago they fueled a whore's martyr ego

But now that they have passed that shall be a story from long ago

They endured years and years of hell

From being paraded around like a flag

in their fleshy shells

All because of a vile, soulless, vain hag

But alas God has finally smiled upon thee lola

and bellowed from the heavens 'No longer shall you live anymor'a!'

So the tater died during October

Just before the annual Samhain parade of Horror

Leaving behind a panicking Goblin Breeder

That realized that her attention train has screeched and toppled over

Now the kiwi crusaders lie in wait

For the wretched Shub Gwenithoth's fate

 

[GavinBranson]

so... were they able to get life insurance?

Life insurance for the undead? Surely you jest.