💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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Haramburger dijo:
Page 624, writing for the yet-unreleased game Solar Ash Kingdom for studio Heart Machine is the "day job." And the comics writing is heavily implied in there too.



Chelsea has a cameo appearance at the end of a 2013 small crime thriller movie called Aftermath.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VdQKVbS5McU
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'hey.....hey.....hey'

LMFAO she doesn't sound concerned at all for her dog. A feature length performance would legit be painful to watch.
 
A.Shitposter dijo:
She has 8 videos uploaded where she shits on Zoe and her crappy comics and she's a small enough channel that she can be stomped into the dirt silently.
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iirc those videos actually got less attention than this one though so backfired a little, no consequences of course but "zoe ruins another life" is bigger than "yter #345 rants on zoe, must be a chud-cel"

Haramburger dijo:
I have never hated a 3 minute video more than this. Goddamn that was awful. What could have been spoken or run through Alexa/a synth voice is instead a barrage of transitions and 20-something break-up music for young adults. If that's what all her videos are were I'd dox her too.
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Nah her Zoe videos at least had face cam and a real voice, just a vlog basically iirc,

i dont rule out zoe or a rogue supporter or a slave on orders going after a lone small yter but I do find it odd someone more popular and more angry at Zoe like Mecha wasn't targeted, I wont follow up on that because Im not Zoe's pi and she can live with some possibly untrue shit staining her rep amongst the litany of true shit
 
TheGuntMobile99 dijo:
iirc those videos actually got less attention than this one though so backfired a little, no consequences of course but "zoe ruins another life" is bigger than "yter #345 rants on zoe, must be a chud-cel"


Nah her Zoe videos at least had face cam and a real voice, just a vlog basically iirc,

i dont rule out zoe or a rogue supporter or a slave on orders going after a lone small yter but I do find it odd someone more popular and more angry at Zoe like Mecha wasn't targeted, I wont follow up on that because Im not Zoe's pi and she can live with some possibly untrue shit staining her rep amongst the litany of true shit
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After the literal corpse I suspect targeting smaller channels is just to feed her ego undetected while she waits for everyone to forget about said corpse.
 
A.Shitposter dijo:
After the literal corpse I suspect targeting smaller channels is just to feed her ego undetected while she waits for everyone to forget about said corpse.
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Yeah theres that, she always had a weird complex for being queen bee despite outwardly condemning such notions as sexist, has to put other girls and other females presenting a story of victimhood or trying to make games while not being approved in her clique down while getting bigger breasts and flaunting them while sleeping with married men and telling the wives to sit down.
 
Pargon dijo:
Aubrey Sitterson, I think is the name, the absolute disaster that took a shit on G.I. Joe, is out, for example, but I'm sure some other clusterfuck was brought in to work on some other title, someone who didn't show their ass on Twitter saying America deserved 9/11.
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Yeah, someone else is in. Her name is Zoe Quinn. It's working out great.
 
tantric_depressive dijo:
She would've been great in PR, if she had more self-awareness and a willingness to promote anyone else even half as much as she does herself.
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If by PR, you mean "sucking dicks to convince dudes to buy whatever MLM shit she's hawking this week, you're correct. Because that's essentially what she does, already.

lemmiwinks dijo:
She might not be the first, but she could very well be one of the homeliest to score a role that way.
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Have you never seen Rob Zombie's wife? She looks like a blonde version of Sheryl Crow, but with the emotive talents of Kirsten Stewart.

X Prime dijo:
Wait wait wait, what are they doing to The Addams Family?

Give it to me straight, doc.
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Zoe's writing an issue, which means Wednesday is going to be a manic goth pixie chick self-insert, or Morticia will be the self-insert, and Gomez will be an amalgam of all the "horrific abuse" she's suffered at the hands of all the evil men that have tried to destroy her life.

Please imagine TJ Kirk 'aggressive air-quotes' around the "horrific abuse" part of the previous sentence.
 
X Prime dijo:
Wait wait wait, what are they doing to The Addams Family?

Give it to me straight, doc.
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DC comics gave Zoe an Addams Family one shot comic to fuck up. Be grateful it's just a one shot and not a series.

I look forward to Wednesday Addams with purple-dyed hair being a quirky, angsty alt-grrrl whose parents just don't understand her and who terrorizes some misogynerds who try picking on her because they hate wahmen.

Edit: Ninja'd by @TerribleIdeas™
 
I didn't initially see the part about Zoey getting an Addams family one shot, and now I wish I didn't reread so I can live in blissful ignorance.
 
Wait this bitch got ANOTHER DC comic?

Seriously, is that all you have to do to get into comics? Call yourself a woman and drive a few male feminists to kill themselves?
 
As far as I know, comics are usually made months in advance before the announcements. So these new stuff was already planned, coincidentally she decided to make the allegations at the same time.
 
MadPreacher1AD dijo:
I recently watched Andrew Dice Clay's The Dice Man Cometh HBO special. LOL He has so many jokes that can be aimed at Zoe.
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DeezMFnutz dijo:
I recently introduced Lady Nutz to him. It had been a while since I'd even thought about Dice, but his shit has held up well. I just remember his career being roughly like Dane Cook's: one minute everyone was quoting his bits, the next minute people hated him like they hate Michael Bolton.
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I spent plenty of time with Dice and used to be part of his band for a period of time. I'm most likely giving my age range away but probably not my identity as I don't think there's records of all the different people that passed through is band through the years and no one knows what instrument I played in his band, anyway. But what I found most interesting is that his real life persona is completely opposite. He's a real timid, nebbish, Jewish guy. Very polite, soft-spoken. I mean, he's from Brooklyn and I'm from the border of Brooklyn and we all grew up in the same circle so all the musicians and him knew each other which is how I got involved with him to begin with.

It took a minute in the band to get a handle on it but it makes sense. I'm sure psychologists would refer to it as an "alter ego" or something but "Dice" is pretty much everything that "Andrew Silverstein" (his real name) isn't. And "Dice" allows him to project this larger than life persona and lets him get away with behaving how he never would in real life.

What I found interesting, is that Andrew either never fully grasped that people can't separate him from his persona or maybe it's just hard for him to see it from his perspective. And he always had the hardest time reconciling that. To him, "Dice" was such an over-the-top, overblown, egotistical person that there's no way in hell anyone can think that's real, but night after night, gig after gig, when fans would come up to meet him, it would boggle him that people really thought "Dice" was who he was.

I mean, he gets that people dig the persona and it's not that he has problems with people throwing his lines at him. That's normal and he digs that people dig it - but rather it was that he never thought that people would see the persona as real and then try to emulate it, which sadly happened more often that not. For example, some fan would come up to him after the show and be like, "Hey Dice! Last week I picked this chick up in my car and told her to suck my cock, and she said no, so I opened the door and kicked her ass out on the street! Ohhhhh!" And they'd be looking at him waiting for this grand gesture of approval from the king, and he always had this expression that looked like the biggest mix of horror and confusion and actually be like, "Why? Why would you do that to someone?". It was always awkward. More so for the person that just embarrassed themselves by just admitting that they're emulating a persona, not a real person.

If you're quick, you pick up on it immediately when you first meet him and adjust accordingly. For me, when I first met him in the band, I said, "Dice, it's great to work with you." and he said, "Please, I prefer you call me Andrew. And it's very nice to meet you also" in an almost Woody Allen like manner.

If anything, after being around him, the Dice stuff has become way more hilarious to me because I can clearly see how much of a persona it is and it becomes entertaining to see him push this persona further and further and see how more over the top he can make it.
 
Fucking hell, that's really cool! He's definitely someone I've always wanted to have a beer with, and now even moreso. I remember he cried on...Arsenio maybe? and I don't think anyone (myself included) knew whether it was f'real or some Kaufmanesque perfomance piece.

The guy has talent, that's for sure. It ain't easy making people laugh. Lady Nutz was laughing her tits off at his material, even all these years later.

Idgaf if you get a bunch of TMI ratings; I'm glad you shared that!
 
CheezzyMach dijo:
Zoe would be far from the first shitty actress who fucked her way into a movie.
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I'm not convinced that's the trajectory she'd try to take in film.

The real horrorshow would be writer or producer, though the second one would be harder unless some cuck is bankrolling her, in which case, why not snag that credit for yourself?

If Zoe Quinn were suddenly calling shots anywhere within five miles of my job it'd be time for the good ol' short drop and sudden stop, I'll tell you that for free.
 
AnitaSarsleezian dijo:
It took a minute in the band to get a handle on it but it makes sense. I'm sure psychologists would refer to it as an "alter ego" or something but "Dice" is pretty much everything that "Andrew Silverstein" (his real name) isn't. And "Dice" allows him to project this larger than life persona and lets him get away with behaving how he never would in real life.
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I’ve heard the exact same thing about Daniel Tosh, he actually has pretty bad social anxiety, but he handles it via a stage persona in a similar vein as Dice
 
I'm not being nasty to anyone in particular but I wish I could just rate everything in this thread after Alex H's suicide, as "Optimistic". Nothing is going to happen to Chelsea. Nothing. She's going to skate on this. The people who are after her are the people who already know and hate her.

If I'm wrong, I'll apologize but honestly, nothing's going to happen to her.
 
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