🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Cunning Condor]

That's because you're threatened by all great artists, you sperg.

Are you kidding. I'm always praising artists I love? Hell, I practically obsessed over Tracy J. Butlers stuff once I discovered it.

 

[Coster]

It looked flat to me.

Because you don't actually understand the picture. You see the picture, but you can't see what makes it work.

 

[Cunning Condor]

I'm gonna guess that you've never taken a class in art composition. If I'm wrong and you have proof I'll donate $10 to the forums tomorrow.

I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/

Because you don't actually understand the picture. You see the picture, but you can't see what makes it work.

"work"? Oi vey.

Then bury my entry then, scrub.

You're all talk and no guts. Do you have a scanner or not?

I actually don't.

 

[Lurker]

Are you kidding. I'm always praising artists I love? Hell, I practically obsessed over Tracy J. Butlers stuff once I discovered it.

Yet another artist you secretly hate for being better than you. Shhh, it's okay. I understand.

 

[Loke]

I love when the cows show up and start defecating everywhere. You know, I don't miss the Golden Knight anymore. Welcome to the funky farm, Condy. Hope you don't get too fucked up.

 

[BriarHeart]

Okay, @Cunning Condor, how about this: you post an example of something you consider to be "real art" that isn't something that you yourself drew. Give us a frame of reference for what you're talking about. What do you consider "real art"? Examples, please.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/

You can prove it by drawing something and showing it.

 

[Sigyn]

I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/

Alright. You can prove it by telling us about one of your lectures. Pick one that talks about the elements of good composition and tell us what you learned and/or thought, along with a timeline. Maybe one of your sketches you practiced on. I don't need schedules, I wanna know that you actually learned about it and understand it's significance.

EDIT: ALSO. Tell us what was wrong with the one @BriarHeart posted.

 

[Meowthkip]

I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/

If it's any consolation, composition is a weak point of mine. I've got some issues with use of space due to brain problems.

But I can recognize good composition when I see it, and that piece was on point.

 

[Lurker]

I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/

You claim you're an artist, but you don't like taking art composition classes.

YOU'RE A PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY

 

[Cunning Condor]

Then bury my entry then, scrub.

You're all talk and no guts. Do you have a scanner or not?

I actually don't.

Yet another artist you secretly hate for being better than you. Shhh, it's okay. I understand.

Dude, if I had the opportunity to meet, say, Bill Waterson, I would be hyped as fuck.

I have idols. I look up to them. And I certainly don't see myself as some messiah figure. Jeez.

 

[Dalish]

all right niggas let's appreciate some bomb ass porn i drew that, while lewd, is nicely composed with attention to detail. porn just happens to be involved.

Spoiler: NUDES

Please feel free to tell me how simple this drawing looks. I can wait.

 

[Cunning Condor]

You can prove it by drawing something and showing it.

But I never like those classes. I always got good grades and all, but the last art class I took, I made most of the stuff intentionally lackluster (out of angst, to be honest. I was a teen, okay?)

all right niggas let's appreciate some bomb ass porn i drew that, while lewd, is nicely composed with attention to detail. porn just happens to be involved.

Spoiler: NUDES

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Please feel free to tell me how simple this drawing looks.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

 

[Jackie Chin]

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

Please draw this.

 

[Cunning Condor]

You claim you're an artist, but you don't like taking art composition classes.

YOU'RE A PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY

Einstein was a mathematician who hated math classes.

 

[Meowthkip]

I actually don't.

You got a phone, right? Take a picture, then.

But I never like those classes. I always got good grades and all, but the last art class I took, I made most of the stuff intentionally lackluster (out of angst, to be honest. I was a teen, okay?)

I thought you said somewhere you were an art student.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

Why are you scared of your boner Condor?

 

[Jackie Chin]

Einstein was a mathematician who hated math classes.

NO HE WUZ REINCARNATED AS BRAD WATSON DUDE

 

[Sigyn]

Watch as @Condor completely ignores my request. Watch.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Please draw this.

Some people have requested Gravity Falls stuff to me. I've been distancing myself from the fanart scene, but... I dunno. I do like the show.