Best porn star?

[Slappy McGherkin]

Still a huge Jana Defi fan. More of a model than true hardcore porn, although I understand there is some actual porn out there (somewhere that I can't find). She speaks seven different languages including Czech, English, German and Polish. She's like 35 now but was total WOWSERS when she first hit the scene around 2005.

Spoiler: NOT PORN, BUT NSFW!!!

And yes, they are certified real not fake, as she got sick of the constant accusations that they were fake. She actually did a video with a doctor going over the X-rays and breast tissue!

 

[Comfyman]

Sdobbid

 

[Reverend]

Of course James Sunderland would have issues with discussing sexuality.

He sounds like a petty bitch for certain. Wonder what got up his lil ass this morning. I must be missing context.

EDIT: He's a newfag who joined to shitpost. Fucking autistic children.

 

[LazyLizard]

Julia Bond back when she was still young and thin without tats all over her body. mostly because she looks so much like my old crush

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

He sounds like a petty bitch for certain. Wonder what got up his lil ass this morning. I must be missing context.

EDIT: He's a newfag who joined to shitpost. Fucking autistic children.

James is a Silent Hill character whose demons manifest based on his sexual urges and taboo desires...

 

[Reverend]

James is a Silent Hill character whose demons manifest based on his sexual urges and taboo desires...

Christ we now have to contend with people roleplaying their avatar's and usernames? This is Peak 90s BBS shit right here.

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

I dont really keep tabs on em like I use to in my high school years. I always thought Adriana Chechik and Lana Rhodes were cuties but god are lip injections gross.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I gotta be honest I tread lightly with full on porn, mostly when I get down to business I just stick with nudies, especially nude cosplay.

So I can't name any porn stars but I can name some awesome models, most recently I've really been into Sabrina Nichole, awesome pair of tits, awesome ass, beautiful face, small waist, she's got the complete package.

She's done some cosplay but is more of a general nude model, but for specifically a nude cosplayer not long ago I discovered a girl who goes by the name Tenleid, she's super cute as well.

 

[The Fair Lady]

James Deen

 

[Syaoran Li]

Christine Nguyen.

She's only ever done nude photos and softcore "Skinemax" type films (in fact, she was one of their last regulars) but she is hot as hell.

 

[James Sunderland]

He sounds like a petty bitch for certain. Wonder what got up his lil ass this morning. I must be missing context.

EDIT: He's a newfag who joined to shitpost. Fucking autistic children.

Lmao what? Are you one of those weirdos that gives money to camgirls and follows porn stars on twitter and facebook or something? How can anyone be so defensive of this. If you put yourself out there like that expect to get laughed at.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m also going with OP’s mom, although I find the scat stuff off-putting.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I’m also going with OP’s mom, although I find the scat stuff off-putting.

Surprised it took this long before someone came out with that.

 

[cypocryphy]

Spoiler

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

That's like asking which one is the best League of Legends character. No one will ever know.

Super Hornio Bros was pretty cool too.

Nintendo bought the rights to Super Hornio Brothers, they must really like it.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Matt Hughes

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

See, now this is more akin to the pathetic comments I was expecting to see. I was quite surprised and delighted that most of the users on the front page decided to shit on OP for being a faggot and being pathetic.


(edit: didn't quote everyone I originally intended to)

Oh heaven forbid some of the users on here would be willing to admit that they engage in basically the number 1 internet past time. The rest of you like @James Sunderland will just have to live in silent shame, non-pathetically shitposting, while trying to hide their enlarged right forearm, and ability to crush a coconut with the right hands grip.

 

[James Sunderland]

Oh heaven forbid some of the users on here would be willing to admit that they engage in basically the number 1 internet past time. The rest of you like @James Sunderland will just have to live in silent shame, non-pathetically shitposting, while trying to hide their enlarged right forearm, and ability to crush a coconut with the right hands grip.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna lie and say I don't masturbate or anything, but it's kinda gay to talk about what you jack off with other guys on the internet, dontchya think?

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

If talking about a cracking set of norks with my mates makes me gay, then I'm a complete fucking faggot.
Speaking of cracking norks, I do love me some Tessa Fowler.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna lie and say I don't masturbate or anything, but it's kinda gay to talk about what you jack off with other guys on the internet, dontchya think?

Why not? It's the perfect place to discuss in realistically. The veil of anonymity allows for you to discuss things you wouldn't normally be comfortable or able to discuss IRL. I could even argue that it's a cornerstone of why internet cultures exist.

That said it's only gay if you make long form eye contact during discussing it and lick you lips in an uncomfortably slow manner. That or post something with a furry in it.