My New Diet Plan | Grocery Haul 7/15/19 - Day 1 Amberlynn..

Hey Amber, we liked your "bathing in a kiddie pool" situation from Erics vlog.

Also nice to see your disabled son joined you to make it look like you two were"swimming".

Also, Amber, no one here is as stupid as you. We know how much bullshit you're spewing.
 
Amber, you don't need to do what you can. You need to do what is necessary. A lot of the time what you can do and what is necessary do not align with each other. Further, what you can do is going to be a lot easier than what is required of you. Like most things that are worth anything in this life, what is necessary is going to be difficult. It honestly pains me to say that I don't think that she has the discipline to accomplish this.
 
Doctor: eat lowcarb

Amber:

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good thing she isn't counting calories. I think all of that might be around a 1000-1200 calories which she'd think is too low. Not sure on the protein bars, tv dinners and sausages...seems like alot of processed food and sodium. I guess he knows she can't cook so meal prep is out.

it probably is under 100-150 grams of carbs so not keto but lower carb (which AL has tried that amount before..hmmm) . i think it also low on the fats... no fish, nuts, olive oil. But it's her weight loss doctor telling her to do this.
 
497 dijo:
good thing she isn't counting calories. I think all of that might be around a 1000-1200 calories which she'd think is too low. Not sure on the protein bars, tv dinners and sausages...seems like alot of processed food and sodium. I guess he knows she can't cook so meal prep is out.
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Oh, she's still counting. She's been a whale her whole life. No matter what plan she is on, she is counting those calories whether she admits it or not. The only reason she's not scurrrred is because she thinks she can have fast food which will ensure she gets "enough" calories.
 
I think the doctor recognized her as someone without insurance who was never going to be a patient and he gave her the most generic please-don't-sue-me-for-malpractice advice. Drop eight pounds a month, eat a high protein, low carb diet, uhhhhh, fast food is fine in moderation, exercise for ten minutes a day, now please stop stinking up my clinic, good luck, all right, byyyyyeeee!

Welcome to Chicken Sausage 2: Electric Boogaloo.
 
We really need to stop talking bad when she eats bacon, according to the doctor. We don’t tell her what gas to put in the car she doesn’t drive, or what shampoo to use on her hair she never washes!!
 
Heres what happend: the doctor gave her a strict diet that involved cooking and moving around.

Heres what AL did: left with Becky and they both decided it was too strict. She decided to go to krogers and pick out "healthy" he recommended on a list and she added in the fast food Bullshit. She probably read that burger with a bun missing online about low carb. AL doesnt listen or let anyone tell her what to do so shes going to do it her way
 
This is the most confusing diet plan I’ve ever seen. It’s so random. What weight loss doctor gives an obvious food addict the excuse to eat FAST FOOD? Our gorl will tell us anything as long as she can still stuff her face at the end of the day.
 
TwinkoStorr dijo:
She can get McDonalds if she's in a rush and she needs to eat?
like she physically can be in a rush 🙄
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I bet her bowels still can with her diet.

Boo boo.

onescarygorl dijo:
This is the most confusing diet plan I’ve ever seen. It’s so random. What weight loss doctor gives an obvious food addict the excuse to eat FAST FOOD? Our gorl will tell us anything as long as she can still stuff her face at the end of the day.
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That's because the "plan" is complete bullshit she made up.
 
Imo, from about 495 pounds...so last year(?) She planned to get on MSHPL. She thought that would give her massive Yewtube stardom, and shed be good. She never has any plans to actually lose weight. Shes a trainwreck and she knows we all watch to catch a glimpse of dem layyygs. She says she didnt respond to the shows requests because she thought she could later come to them and they would bend over backwards to have her on the show. No boo boo, there's always an Assanti waiting for fuckery. But who knows? :tomgirl:
 
i was going to say she's going to give herself a heart attack in no time by having zero willpower and switching between low carb/her typical rice-filled diet every other day but it looks like "low carb" means 100 fucking grams of carbs per day wow

that ain't low carb boo boo! enjoy your rock solid arteries!
 
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