BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

[Slowinthemind]

Chris changed his mind and tried to make a deal with SonichuMerch to distribute the bathwater.

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It just goes to show that everybody is a whore, it is just about haggling the price.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The lulz must flow.

It can be found in only one place in the entire universe: Arrakis 14 BLC?

But yeah, no matter what happens, Chris isn't going to shit himself and do nothing for once.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He *hardly* sees the appeal in used underwear which, of course, means that he sees at least some slight appeal...

Before Christian purchased his own, he wore Barbara's (used) panties when crossdressing.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris changed his mind and tried to make a deal with SonichuMerch to distribute the bathwater.

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Jacob quick! Buy one before al-Assad snags em all for chemical warfare!

 

[anti SJW]

I think that Chris will be asked to leave within a few hours of getting to the con.

Not because of any bad behavior or meltdowns. But I'm 100% sure Chris will wear the exact same outfit He wore last time, that he still has'nt washed,with the unicorn horn.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Of course Chris stoops to selling his broth. Not only is it gross and pathetic, it's also completely unoriginal. It's the unoriginality that made it a certainty.

 

[Ghostbeater]

I used a burner number to text Chris to dig some info. He got the money for the pass, gas and food, but needs 600 for accommodation.

In simple words, Chris lies again. He has the funds but "please help me to get to Bronycon".....so i can spend YOUR money on toys.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Sockness would drink Chris's bath water.

 

[Seahorses]

Not gonna lie, for it being Chris, the page he posted is alright.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I would chug Chris's murky bathwater like it's a canteen of clean drinking water and I'm a child who ran away from my home in the Sahara desert and somehow ended up in Flint Michigan

 

[Gaol]

The likeliest of reasons Chris is not going to rent a cheap motel/hotel. Is because he knows the two people that blew him off will be at the Hilton, plus it's closer to the complex and he won't have to walk much.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

If Chris goes there, i guarantee that he will have some sort of meltdown there. It's the last Bronycon, it's his known happy place and he'll be damned to not save it somehow.

 

[Shokew]

I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it's his known happy place

Speaking of "happy place"...

Hey @Marvin, does Chris still pine for the lost days of Manchester High?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I want the timeline where the jars Chris buys will cost more than the bathwater can sell.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Speaking of "happy place"...

Hey @Marvin, does Chris still pine for the lost days of Manchester High?

He was asking someone to track down the galpals of failure a few weeks ago.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He was asking someone to track down the galpals of failure a few weeks ago.

Still?

I guess the whole "they were paid to hang out with him" thing only temporarily stunned him then.

 

[Marvin]

Speaking of "happy place"...

Hey @Marvin, does Chris still pine for the lost days of Manchester High?

I think he'll always have it on his mind to some degree.

 

[NG 070]

So... why can't he use Airbnb again?

I mean, he could theoretically find a place near the con center for a third of the price of what he's aiming for.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

Chris is definitely not the worst pony fan in existence. The brony fandom has rapists, diaper fetishists, inflation fetishists, guro/CP artists, kiddie fiddlers, people who stalk voice actresses and people who genuinely fuck horses. By comparison, Chris is just a harmless dipshit who creeps out the people he meets because he doesn't have a good grasp of social boundaries and he's ugly. That's most bronies though.

Also, no one at BronyCon would engage Chris in a physical confrontation. They're literally ALL emaciated nerds. It's probably the only place in the world where Chris could get into a fight and have a good chance of winning it.