100 Days of Weighing In | Days 5-7 - 05/27/19

[Whale Lake 2]

wants to lose 60 pounds in the 100 days, tells us that she knows it is not possible

Is it though?

 

[FitBitch]

This gorl, if her weight and timeline are to be believed, spent the whole month of April losing ten pounds and put it back on in a *week*. How many calories would she have to consume daily for that to even be possible? If she had hit 540 I said I would have been proud of her and she was dangerously close to making me proud of her. And here we are, passing square one and shooting beyond again. Around and round we go, this ride only stops at the inevitable suffocating under her own fat in her sleep.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Is it though?

*Dr. Nowzardan voice* Amber, you should be lose 80 pound in a month. To be gaining this kind of weight you have to be eating over 5000 calorie a day.

 

[Pony Horn]

I've only been following AL for about a month but this video has almost everything I love about her. The failure of her diet plan, the total disregard of that and her (then) recent spoken desire to be an inspiration to others, lowkey blaming someone else for her failure ("Becky brought me breakfast in bed"), and the ass-backwards ideas on nutrition and health (who the hell needs to move less to lose weight?).

I'm sorely tempted to give a couple of ways she can easily tweak her diet to improve it but there's no point. It's better just to sit back and laugh. lol

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s safe to assume she hasn’t lost any weight between her upload timeline and now. If she did, she’d be boasting about it 24/7.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Amber is regular viewer of My 600 lb life. Dr Now tells people to lose 40-50 lbs per month every episode. How can she think 60 lbs in 3 months is a unattainable goal. Morbidly obese ppl manage to lose that much in one month on MSHPL.

She filmed herself doing the dishes because her standing to perform any chore is a big deal and needs to be filmed. I figure creating mounds of dishes is an ongoing issue for our gorl, and unlike taking out trash and cleaning the bathroom, one she can at least try to clean up herself. But I’m going to bet being a maid is part of the Thumb’s duties as full-time assistant to YT Star Hamber.

 

[Xenomorph]

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That huge fan goes where ever she goes. Same fan that was outside with her.

 

[Lapis]

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The LGBT flag on the door looks like unevenly cut construction paper glued together. Glad to see Becky’s art is improving.

 

[One of your French Gorls]

Is it though?

It is, according to this calculator, she could hit 500 elbees in 100 days, if she ate 1503 calories a day - which isn't even unrealistic if you are trying to lose weight.

Spoiler: Smol Powerlvl

I weighed 250 lbs, I lost between 7-10 lbs a week by eating 1200 calories a day and moving a bit more - walking maybe 2.5 miles a day. I am Amber's height and age.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

God damn! Are my eyes going bad or was she standing while doing the dishes? Gorl better not forget her four scoops of protein powder after that strenuous workout.

Did she, though? It showed her at the sink, then jump cut to the dishes being done. It's more likely the dishes evolved hands and did themselves than Amber standing there and doing the damn dishes.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Things our gorl is proud of:

1. Only gaining .2 elbees even though it takes a massive amount of calories to maintain 560+ lbs
2. Cleaning the counter
3. Sleeping

She's gonna have to do another sticker haul because she must be running out of gold stars for her victory journal! Such an inspiration, y'all!!!

 

[marjoram]

Yeah, I call bullshit. If Big Al actually cleaned the kitchen I'll eat her cooking.

Shows self standing at sink, turns on water, turns off camera and calls Thumby in to clean the damn kitchen, shoos Thumby off, turns camera back on---voila--Big Al is such a busy little bee....

And speaking of the Thumb, looking a bit flushed there, Thumby. You sure that blood pressure is controlled???

 

[mekalekahi]

Ah mothers day. The day she ate pizza on snapchat but shes being doin good ya'll!

I don't even want to comment on the ridiculousness of her posting clips and WEIGH INS from almost 3 weeks ago, I am more just dumfounded that this is where she is at in life. Due to her environment and own self delusion I think she still thinks she is a curvy voluptuous girl with a big butt that just needs to drop a few pounds. There is no worry in her voice or anything she just talks like a average size woman that needs to get bikini ready for summer when she weighs the amount of 4 average size woman on a 5'3 frame. I really think that something major could happen to her by autumn that could knock her into some dark times like throwing a blood clot from not moving hardly.

I honestly would pay big money to see Dr. now Vs. Amber and Becky. Not that she would show up to the appointment but she would have a full mental episode the minute he spoke to her. I have been watching MSHPL recently and 2 or 3 of them were the same weight Amber was when they arrived...

 

[Fupacabra]

She really does look like a huge buttplug in this outfit.

 

[marjoram]

That's exactly how she sees herself....she's just a "bigger" gorl.....

Never mind that her hilarious ass needs it's own fuckin' zip code....

 

[Twinkie]

beeeeed bound susie

 

[Xenomorph]

Lol@ the jumpcut of AL removing Necky lurching down the hallway with her wiping stick.

 

[depressedfurry]

Humans fluctuate in weight naturally throughout the day. Talking about such small quantities like .2 lbs is so stupid.

 

[Turd Blossom]

becky has outgrown her extremely large clothes.

There's something amusing about a grown woman about to burst out of her 4xl Beavis and Butthead shirt making fun of the people on her tv.
Also, I love that the caption on the tv says "The power that conquered death" . That's our gorl, conquering death every day, by taking her health so seriously with these 100 day challenges and chicken sausage mukbangs!

 

[InTheMorning]

"Heeeeeey guyz, I still have 9 toes left, so I consider that a victory."