Black people are literally the objectively best race - Think about it

POWER RANKINGS:
CHINESE > JEWS >>>> ANGLOS = GERMANICS = EAST AZNS >>>> EASTERN EUROS = SOUTH/SOUTHEAST AZNS = LATINOS = ARABS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NIGGERS

This is the objective power rankings. Show me one example of what your "black power" can accomplish today.
 
Philosophy Zombie dijo:
Choose Your Fighter

"H"wite

Pros
  • Relatively tall
  • Third highest IQ of all races
  • Higher alcohol tolerance
  • Best at swimming
  • Generally the most attractive race in youth
  • Lactase persistence--ability to digest dairy makes them able to drink lots of tard cum to get even taller.
  • Higher tolerance to cold
  • Western creativity and innovation
Cons

  • Cannot be exposed to sunlight for extended periods of time
  • Whites actually have decreased vit. D absorption; the belief that light skin allows for better vit. D absorption is a myth
  • Ages the most poorly of all races; women generally begin to become ugly and old at 30. Men usually suffer severe male pattern baldness.
  • Bad dancers
  • Cystic fibrosis
  • Huntington's disease
  • Excessive body hair on males
  • Light-colored eyes take longer to adjust to sunlight and are more prone to cataracts and other problems
  • Unsightly pasty skin and a bizarre fixation on shaving all body hair among women so they can show off how pasty they are
  • Cellulite
Blacks

Pros

  • The tallest race and the one that builds muscle the most easily
  • No sunburn
  • Slow aging
  • Black men generally have soothing, deep bass voices. Both sexes have a "soulful" sound to their voices that makes their music beloved the world over
  • Black women have large breasts and buttocks, which are generally considered attractive to males
  • Best at running and most sports
  • Less body hair than whites
  • Sickle cell trait means less proneness to malaria
  • High pain tolerance
Cons

  • Low intelligence measured by IQ tests
  • Higher risk of diabetes and several cancers
  • Strong body odor
  • Males have penises that are excessively large. While a larger than average penis is attractive, a penis that is too large will strike a woman's cervix during sex and cause pain.
  • For females large boobs and butts are cumbersome and get in the way of athletic activities. They will also sag with age.
  • Sickle cell disease
  • Unruly, strange and kinky hair that can't be washed or worn normally without chemical treatment
  • Larger bodies means greater calorie expenditure per day. Blacks must spend more time and money than others on acquiring and consuming food.
  • Strange contrast between the color of their palms and the backs of their hands
  • Anti-intellectualism
  • Unpleasant-sounding dialect
  • Short lifespan
  • Low socioeconomic status
Clearly we have yet to find the best race. In the next episode I will cover Asians, Jews and Native Americans. This is why I should be unbanned from Deep Thoughts.
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I wanna play that RPG Now
 
I prefer picking Dragonborn for that +CON and +CHA, also in 4e they get a really wicked amount of healing.
 
Since everybody is using rpg analogies, Im gonna use fighting games:
Huwites= Ryu
Asians= akuma
Niggers= blanka
Joos= m.bison

Guess why.
 
Varg Did Nothing Wrong dijo:
Black people are objectively 100% likely to be niggers, whereas other races are only partially likely (the percentage fluctuates from 75% in the case of Filipinos to 0.001% in the case of pure Bavarian phenotype Aryans).
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Caucasoids born in the south are 98.9% likely to be rednecks, or white niggers if we're getting fancy.

Made-up percentages are fun, but let's be glad reality isn't based on such things lol.
 
You left off a few pros:

The best nose design of all the human races. This probably plays a part in perceived athletic ability. Both wide, to accommodate letting in lots of air, and blunt, thus not getting hit by things and broken.
This one might just be me, but it seems like black people have on average smaller ears, but no worse hearing. Again, less likely to get hit/caught on things, and old black dudes don't look like they have satellite dishes hanging off their heads like old white guys.
Dark meat is moister than white meat and tastes better usually.
Look cooler bald and/or with grey hair.
Samuel L. Jackson is a member.
More Eumelanin, which has antibiotic properties, making them a bit more resistant to skin infections.
Eumelanin is also electrically conductive, meaning black people are slightly more conductive than white people. This has pretty limited utility, but there are situations where it could be a pro or a con.
 
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