Black people are literally the objectively best race - Think about it

[Purple Threat]

Lactose intolerance

Wouldn't this apply more to blacks? I thought blacks being more lactose intolerant birthed the milk is racist stuff

 

[Cackspangler]

Wouldn't this apply more to blacks? I thought blacks being more lactose intolerant birthed the tard cum is racist stuff

Here's a map of lactose intolerance. It tends to have less to do with your race and more to do with whether your ancestors reared milk-producing livestock.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Last question: what are the direct correlations between race and gaming ability? This is important.

The race with the best gaming capabilities is the one who is more likely to live in a society.

 

[Kirito]

"people"
Okay

 

[Broseph Stalin]

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I fucking love nigger science.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Not objective.

13/50 and proportionate welfare use suggest otherwise, compadre.

Edit for the truly autistic - Natives are the Canadian analogues for US blacks.

 

[millais]

13% of the population, 50% of the violent crime suffering at the hands of an oppressive justice system and privatized prison industrial complex

 

[Begemot]

Look at all the salty cumskins scared of the superior race!!!

 

[Vendetta™]

Nah, we're just like anyone else really. We have our good eggs and bad eggs (who sadly represent the majority), most just want to live another day. Our best chance for the objective master race is probably super-strong Asian jew with high socioeconomic positioning and good disease resistance.

Choose Your Fighter

Creepy, but informative. My only issues are that you're counting cultural influences (the exceptional dialect and economic status), individual traits (B.O) and not indicating when you're using averages. Other than that, good on you.

Well, as good on you as you can get, for being the racial equivalent of the animal planet narrator.

• Third highest IQ of all races
• Low intelligence measured by IQ test

If you're taking the IQ at face value, I guess you can't argue with averages!

• Best at swimming
• Bad dancers
• Unsightly pasty skin and a bizarre fixation on shaving all body hair among women so they can show off how pasty they are
• Males have penises that are excessively large. While a larger than average penis is attractive, a penis that is too large will strike a woman's cervix during sex and cause pain.
• Strange contrast between the color of their palms and the backs of their hands

Alright, that's pretty damn funny.

• Anti-intellectualism
• Unpleasant-sounding dialect.
• Low socioeconomic status

Cultural influences that ideally wouldn't exist. Until the group can fix these problems, the intelligent half will just have to continue to defy these traits. This is the difference between black people and "niggers" for most.

• Generally the most attractive race in youth
• Lactase persistence--ability to digest dairy makes them able to drink lots of tard cum to get even taller.
• Higher tolerance to cold
• Excessive body hair on male
• Unsightly pasty skin and a bizarre fixation on shaving all body hair among women so they can show off how pasty they are
• The tallest race and the one that builds muscle the most easily
• High pain tolerance
• Strong body odor

These are individual traits, so...eh? I guess you could count them.

Not sure why I put that much thought into a shit post, but oh well, it was fun.

 

[SigSauer]

OOGA BOGA What are you gonna do wh*Te boy?

 

[Colonel J]

Agreed. No woman can resist the KARA BOGA.

 

[eldri]

This is why black people are objectively better than white people.

 

[SigSauer]

This is why black people are objectively better than white people.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fxqp8r2sgGU

>Tard Baby makes a post about black being the superior race
>posts some video of your average MLP fans

What are we talking about again?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Even if blacks didn't have above average penises the reality is that they'd still be able to fuck a white bitch better than any little white boy could ever hope to. This is why white boys are so threatened by black men, because they know that a black guy could steal their wife or even their daughter at any time and there's nothing his lily white ass could do to protect her.

 

[UnKillFill]

Uncle Phil was black.
Checkmate.

 

[eldri]

>Tard Baby makes a post about black being the superior race
>posts some video of your average MLP fans

What are we talking about again?

The idea is that this is what white culture has led to and allows to thrive.

Granted, this shit is slowly happening to black people.

 

[Recoil]

In the book Altered Carbon, humanity has gained the ability to transfer consciousness between bodies. As a result, security forces and militaries choose combat bodies ('sleeves') based upon racial tolerances and traits like the ones @Tard Baby described. Black sleeves are used for combat and other heavy duties. I always raised an eyebrow at stuff like this in the text.

Spoiler: tangent

IMHO, If the premise of switching bodies wasn't such torrid fap fuel for troons the whole book probably woulda demonized for this and other racial transgressions, but instead they made it into a shit tier netufarixu series.

 

[Clop]

Well if I'm going with a melee build for funsies I'm definitely picking Redguard.

 

[Begemot]

You white devils are merely pleasure sleeves for majestic black men. Yakub created you as dumb cavebeast livestock and that is all you shall ever be!

 

[Zersetzung]

If we did an Animal Kingdom Kumate but with people it'd probably come down to some giant icelandic dude vs a monster from a pacific island.