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MUH REPUTASHUN. She's lost another 800 subs since she uploaded today and over 11k all together. She's fuming so hard she's going to start a grease fire.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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MUH REPUTASHUN. She's lost another 800 subs since she uploaded today and over 11k all together. She's fuming so hard she's going to start a grease fire.
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I demand a cryinglynn video in the same vein as mundane matts fantastic crying silver play button video. Some tears, some smug lines about how she worked so hard to earn it, and maybe a celebratory orange chicken mukbang as a cherry on top!
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That's fucking bullshit. There would have been a picture. The fact that she's lying proves that she might not be able to get one due to buying subs or something along those lines. Otherwise there would be no need to lie about getting one. She would say "I haven't applied/got contacted yet" if she knew she could get one.
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The thing that makes people keep talking about Amber is just the fact she takes her self SO seriously and can't just let go of her ego or be real for even a second. She really believes she's fooling people with all her lies. It seems like she doesn't even know what she looks like. If she knew how she looked she'd realize that people can literally just look at her and know she's immobile and eats almost all day.
Someone like Boogie shows how grotesque his body is and jokes about it and she's still using fatgirl angles. He admits he's unattractive and that people other than "haydurs" tell him, while Amber brags about how many compliments she gets. He admits to having diabetes and all these other illnesses that are his fault because he's fat, she tries to play off something like her acanthosis or jaundice as the "lighting." He admits that he can't walk around or do things because of his weight while she claims to be walking 5 miles a day and regularly exercising. He just comes out and says that he overeats because it feels good and finds it hard to control himself, but she's just got a "binge monster" and tried to claim that she doesn't even like half the stuff she eats (like bacon) or she's "not even hongry but liturally needs to eat for fuel"
Both of them are in the endless cycle of losing a little and then gaining it back, crying etc... but there are quite a few people like Boogie. Amber is more of a gem because of her reverse body dysmorphic disorder.
Someone like Boogie shows how grotesque his body is and jokes about it and she's still using fatgirl angles. He admits he's unattractive and that people other than "haydurs" tell him, while Amber brags about how many compliments she gets. He admits to having diabetes and all these other illnesses that are his fault because he's fat, she tries to play off something like her acanthosis or jaundice as the "lighting." He admits that he can't walk around or do things because of his weight while she claims to be walking 5 miles a day and regularly exercising. He just comes out and says that he overeats because it feels good and finds it hard to control himself, but she's just got a "binge monster" and tried to claim that she doesn't even like half the stuff she eats (like bacon) or she's "not even hongry but liturally needs to eat for fuel"
Both of them are in the endless cycle of losing a little and then gaining it back, crying etc... but there are quite a few people like Boogie. Amber is more of a gem because of her reverse body dysmorphic disorder.
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I don't know about her not being eligible. Seems more likely to me she either hasn't bothered to take the steps to get one 'cause she's a lazy ass or she thinks YouTube will contact her. Either way people think she should have one and she isn't the type to admit that she doesn't, so she's going to lie.
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Excuse you. It's because she's Portuguese.
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Fucking ghastly. And not the cute pokemon type.Ver archivo adjunto 716470
Amber released an update on Insta regarding the rumor that she had faked the date to show the haydurs that she wants to to lose weight
She looks like that she is about to die any second now
Edit: and she didn't "lose" her reputation... She's always been known as the super porky gorl who dupes naive people into thinking she's losing weight, then shitting all over them when they ask why she hasn't lost weight. Shit, all this has done is further solidify her reputation.
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If she did get one, I hope when the Great Unsub Massacre of 2019 is over, the Google Gestapo busts down her door with a battering ram and tear gas to pry it out of her fat filthy mitts. Then I hope they find an oven big enough to shove her in.
A gorl can dream.
A gorl can dream.
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"Creator Awards are given at YouTube’s sole discretion and we only recognize creators that have played by the rules. Each channel is reviewed before an award is issued to keep the playing field fair. That means rewarding creators that keep their accounts in good standing without copyright strikes, community guideline violations, or artificially increased subscriber counts, among other criteria."
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When's the last time AL actually lost more than what she drops in the crapper? Seems like she's been constantly gaining for quite a while now.
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January 2018. She was sick and managed to get down from 497 to 469.4. She's been steadily gaining since recovering from that illness.
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Hmmm. I distinctly remember her saying on either ask.fm or an IG Q&A last year when she was getting close to 100k that she "wasn't interested" in receiving the play button. It stuck in my mind because she was acting like she was somehow above it which I found hilarious. But now it's super important to her? Sure, Amber. She'd definitely make a big deal about it if she got one.
Also this was around the time that she was excitedly boasting about getting the YT "manager" that comes with 100k subs. When someone asked her about her fancy new manager on ask.fm after hitting 100k, she said she "hadn't checked her email" and has never mentioned it again so I'm guessing it didn't meet her grandiose expectations. She probably figured they'd teach her how to edit.
Edit: Stupid spelling errors. Sidenote: if we earn 100k Islamic Content ratings, do we get a KF manager? I could use all the help I can get.
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Amber released an update on Insta regarding the rumor that she had faked the date to show the haydurs that she wants to to lose weight
She looks like that she is about to die any second now
Amber, you look like hell. If you don't make a massive change in the next few months, your going to be waddling down the river styx.
Your choice bitch.
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She has those brief moments of clarity (like the "I see what you see" video) and that's probably what triggers her anxiety episodes because deep down she knows she's done for. The rest of the time she probably finds ways to rationalize her situation. We see her as we see any patient on my 600 lbs life but I would guess she doesn't see herself that way. She has said many times it's hard for her to watch the show but I bet she sees herself as just 'regular' fat, not as someone needing an immediate intervention to save her life.
She really irritated me when she talked about the million ways to lose weight as if that was so confusing when all she has to do is eat less. She has enough money to check herself into a rehab-type facility where she would get intensive counselling. She just doesn't want to change.
It seems the one thing that does scare her at the moment is the possibility of losing subscribers which goes to show she doesn't want to change, she's comfortable with the way her life is as long as the YouTube cash keeps coming in. When you do a video pretending you're going to be exercising and walking just because you want to keep your subscribers and not because your body desperately needs it, you have reached the point where nothing can save you.
She really irritated me when she talked about the million ways to lose weight as if that was so confusing when all she has to do is eat less. She has enough money to check herself into a rehab-type facility where she would get intensive counselling. She just doesn't want to change.
It seems the one thing that does scare her at the moment is the possibility of losing subscribers which goes to show she doesn't want to change, she's comfortable with the way her life is as long as the YouTube cash keeps coming in. When you do a video pretending you're going to be exercising and walking just because you want to keep your subscribers and not because your body desperately needs it, you have reached the point where nothing can save you.
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- 10 de Ago, 2017
Yeah, she talked about how she didn't care about getting a button but it was an obvious laaah. Bitch you said your dream, your goal in life was to become "a youtuber" and now you're trying to say you don't care about getting that button??
NOW she's saying she loves having the button, because she's currently in Humblelynn mode after losing all those subs. It's possible that she does have the button now, but I doubt it because she would've showed it off. The point is that she just can't stop the laaaahs.
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I think the "you're going to die" is too nebulous to her, the thought of actual death isn't real.
We all have that denial to some extent or we'd be utterly paralysed by anxiety, but Big Albert is exceptionally stunted, we've all said she has the emotional maturity of a twelve-year-old. Add in her spectacular ignorance, her dire stupidity, mountainous denial and complete lack of real-world responsibilities and the feather bed her uchoobie bux provides and you have the perfect mixture needed to ignore reality. She perceives the concept of death at a child's level - it's not real, it won't happen to me.
For most it gets more real as we get older, hence declining risk activities as we age and better management of the risks we do indulge in. But somehow, youth has really prevented Albert from reaping the consequences and she's absolutely walled-off from gnarly reality because she's willing to sell herself for a cheap dollar. And many YTers are stunted because YT itself traps them and rewards them for narcissistic behaviours they would have to temper in the real world. How can a nebulous concept like death be considered in any meaningful way by a self-obsessed idiot who has successfully avoided every other inconvenience of life with the minimum of effort?
But death doesn't need her to recognise it. She'll actually be lucky if she's suddenly taken out by a massive event, but there's no chance of her fearing it. She can mimsy on about it when she's trying to be meaningful but it's a void concept to her. MAYBE a serious scare would wake her up, but there's no way she has the intellectual or emotional capacity to understand death. It sounds ludicrous but deep down, she likely files it along with every other adult aspect of life and assigns it the same level of cognition - she can't offload dying onto some sad sack desperate lesbian and knows that logically, but in terms of her understanding it's equivalent to making it someone elses' problem. She doesn't know any other way to be.
Tl; Dr She's too fucking dumb to die.
Edited three billion times cos I'm not a Grate Wrydurrr like our gorl. Or, as she would have it, "the current words are not happening as of the presentitude."
We all have that denial to some extent or we'd be utterly paralysed by anxiety, but Big Albert is exceptionally stunted, we've all said she has the emotional maturity of a twelve-year-old. Add in her spectacular ignorance, her dire stupidity, mountainous denial and complete lack of real-world responsibilities and the feather bed her uchoobie bux provides and you have the perfect mixture needed to ignore reality. She perceives the concept of death at a child's level - it's not real, it won't happen to me.
For most it gets more real as we get older, hence declining risk activities as we age and better management of the risks we do indulge in. But somehow, youth has really prevented Albert from reaping the consequences and she's absolutely walled-off from gnarly reality because she's willing to sell herself for a cheap dollar. And many YTers are stunted because YT itself traps them and rewards them for narcissistic behaviours they would have to temper in the real world. How can a nebulous concept like death be considered in any meaningful way by a self-obsessed idiot who has successfully avoided every other inconvenience of life with the minimum of effort?
But death doesn't need her to recognise it. She'll actually be lucky if she's suddenly taken out by a massive event, but there's no chance of her fearing it. She can mimsy on about it when she's trying to be meaningful but it's a void concept to her. MAYBE a serious scare would wake her up, but there's no way she has the intellectual or emotional capacity to understand death. It sounds ludicrous but deep down, she likely files it along with every other adult aspect of life and assigns it the same level of cognition - she can't offload dying onto some sad sack desperate lesbian and knows that logically, but in terms of her understanding it's equivalent to making it someone elses' problem. She doesn't know any other way to be.
Tl; Dr She's too fucking dumb to die.
Edited three billion times cos I'm not a Grate Wrydurrr like our gorl. Or, as she would have it, "the current words are not happening as of the presentitude."
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On twitter she's still playing nice:
But she just can't help herself and, just like those pesky snapchat filters, the mask is bound to slip now and again. She retweeted a lengthy statement that white-knights her while chastizing the haydurs and people were not happy.
I bet she's sorry she asked, because people let her know exactly why she's not like other youtubers:
Amber does NOT have socks.
This one's too funny to be in a spoiler:
And this one I dedicate to @Whatthefuck:
But she just can't help herself and, just like those pesky snapchat filters, the mask is bound to slip now and again. She retweeted a lengthy statement that white-knights her while chastizing the haydurs and people were not happy.
I bet she's sorry she asked, because people let her know exactly why she's not like other youtubers:
Amber does NOT have socks.
This one's too funny to be in a spoiler:
And this one I dedicate to @Whatthefuck:
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- 6 de Ene, 2019
It's not the amount, it's the type of people AL attracts. The single thread she used to have was almost unmanageable due to users challenging mod decisions and downright refusing to follow the rules. Staff kept trying to get them to understand how KF is different from your garden-variety message boards with no avail, until one day a gorl just... self-doxed. That was the straw that broke the camel's back and thus the AL board was born.